Man Of Steel - 2/5
Superman - A man of hope, prosperity, and triumph. He's the one and only, he's the one who sits in his throne on top of the mountain, while all the other superheroes (Marvel, DC, etc) dwell below him. He is Superman, He is our planet's watchful protector, and sadly I didn't see any of those traits at all, especially the triumph he brings in Man Of Steel. Even though I haven't been hyped for this, I saw it, mainly went with my father, because he loves Superman and wanted to see it for Father's Day. Going in with mild to low expectations, while still trying to be somewhat oped minded, I really went in hoping Zack Snyder would do Superman justice, like he did with Watchmen.
Sadly he didn't, in fact no one did at all.
As if we don't already know the origins of the Man Of Steel after watching the original Donner film and hell, even Smallville we are given another one. Opening up with the birth of Kal-El on the planet Pandora, err, I ugh mean Krypton, Jor-El, father of Kal husband to Lara tells the council that the planet's core has become highly unstable and that life is doomed. General Zod makes it a case to put the council under threat, while Jor-El finds the codex to preserve the planet and transport it to the son and ship him off to Earth. Jor is killed by Zod, who is then sent to the phantom zone along with his men, and the planet of Krypton is destroyed. Flash forward to Kal-El, an adult on earth, now Clark Kent, working on a fishing boat, he travels to a nearby, dangerous oil rig, only to save everyone. Afterwards, well for the first hour of the film, we're shown flashbacks of Clark's early childhood, him as a kid, various jobs etc and cutting to present time to Him finding the fortress of solitude and Lois Lane coming in contact with him. General Zod comes back for the sole purpose of using Clark/Kal-El in exchange for saving earth, but his motives and plan is to terraform earth into Krypton. With the population at critical danger, and United States Military unsure if this Super man is an ally or not. Clark must cope with the fact that he was sent here for a reason and protect Earth and stop Zod.
I am a fan of the character and for that he stands for, I really am. Being skeptical about seeing this was for many reasons. Christopher Nolan being involved as well as David S. Goyer. Another film reboot and telling Superman's origins again. And Henry Cavill, because I truly believe he cannot act. I never was hyped for this, but being that it's Father's Day, why not see it to spend a day with the old man. Trying to have an open mind this time. It was incredibly hard to with the finished result. The biggest issue for me, is that Henry Cavill never feels like Superman, he never seems to truly embody that character and bring him to life. The triumph isn't present at all. Cavill is just a buffed out Calvin Klein model in a suit, which happens to bear the Superman crest. Hate to say it, but it's true. He never clicked with me at all as the character, and it results in a rather dull main character.
Don't expect any humor or sort of romantic friction between Clark and Lois, cause it's all gone. What we have is a 2 hour and 24 minute film that, strangely rushes it's own story in an attempt to get to the hour long, redundant and repetitive action sequences. For his seven year absence, his return ain't nothing to go home and write about. When things begin to somewhat get interesting or even remotely good, we cut back to another flashback which tends to result in slightly bringing the film down a few notches. Michael Shannon, of whom I think is a brilliant actor, is severely underused and to me, underdeveloped. Though he has his clear motives, the final execution on the character results in the average superhero film villain. There really isn't anything memorable about him. Though his acting is fantastic, that's about it, but it isn't his fault, but rather the script's and the filmmakers faults.
One of the things I didn't like as well was the lack of peril. There is never a point where our hero must make a decision to save someones life from impending death or continue to fight. Save that old man or Lois etc. It made me feel if this Superman was even aware of those around him and if he even cared. Sure he did by telling the people, but does he care enough to save them? It might sound ridiculous, but if you think about it, it isn't. Not to mention the cinematography. One scene that pissed me off, young Clark is talking to his father, Jonathan, and the whole time, the camera is shaking around and moving ecstatically. Was there not a Steadi-Cam on set? Oh the lens flare too, I don't know if it had more than Star Trek Into Darkness, but it had a lot. Then there was the unnecessary zoom-ins when something or someone was flying. Then again, the cinematographer did Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
The action, there's only so much you can take before you get a bit bored. As I stated, the last hour of the film is practically one long action sequence and with barely any breathing room. You can only witness people and objects being thrown at each other and into buildings. Sure it's Superman, but you can't think of anything outside of the box and what I have already seen in video games and last summers action films? Oh and the music score, when Hans Zimmer scores your film, it's almost guaranteed to sound bland, especially if it's Superman. Thankfully it didn't sound dark and edgy like Nolan's The Dark Knight Trilogy, but with Superman, you need a theme that signals the three things I mentioned in the beginning: Hope, Prosperity, and Triumph, and that is not present at all in the new theme or the score as a whole in general. When Superman was flying for the first time, I didn't get on the edge of my seat like I did with the Superman March by John Williams, instead I sat still and did nothing. You don't get the feeling of amazement when listening to it. It can pretty much be applied to any superhero and certain films.
Sure it's made bank opening weekend, but it doesn't mean it is a great film. This is Movie Disappointment at it's finest, and I wasn't even hyped up for it. Hoping to be blown away and see Zack Snyder do justice, instead, a long, rushed, flat film with boring action is presented. I'm not going to lie, I honestly wish there was nothing wrong with it. Why? because of who this character is what he stand for, if there wasn't anything wrong with this film, I am sure I would have loved it, but I couldn't find anything at all. I am one of the very few people who enjoyed Bryan Singer's film to say the least, and I feel that Richard Donner's film will for better or for worse, be the best Superman film ever made. All these years and Warner Bros. Still cannot get it right, that's disappointing. Also, I hope Nolan stays away from further DC franchises, but knowing that he is Warner Bro.s golden boy, that is impossible.
Zack Snyder did a beautiful job bringing to life Alan Moore's Watchmen, but failed with bringing Superman. I love Superman, though he isn't my favorite, The Punisher being mine and for what he stand for and the hidden message in it, Superman is someone we all want to be and someone we all can look to, but sadly to say, I just couldn't anymore. Then next major comic book/superhero film for me will be The Wolverine coming out on my birthday and I too love that character and the Japan saga, so I could only hope that isn't screwed up royally.
Another disappointing summer film and superhero film.
Surely most of you won't listen or read this, do to the general consensus of the film around here
As for 2013 films:
SEEN:
Texas Chainsaw 3D - 0
The Last Stand - 5
Movie 43 - 1
Bullet To The Head - 4
Dead Man Down - 4.5
Side Effects - 4
Evil Dead - 3
Oblivion - 3.5
The Lords Of Salem - 3.5
Pain & Gain - 5
Iron Man 3 - 0
Star Trek Into Darkness - 3.5
Fast & Furious 6 - 2.5
Stand Up Guys - 2.5
Behind The Candelabra - 3
A Good Day To Die Hard - 2
Man Of Steel - 2/5
LOOKING FORWARD TO:
The Iceman
The Purge
Untitled Terrence Malick Project
Only God Forgives
The Wolverine
Aint Them Bodies Saints
2 Guns
Elysium
Riddick
Machete Kills
Malavita
The Wolf Of Wall Street
Her
Monuments Men