It does stagger me that there may have been such fascinating moments like this that we have actually missed and that we do not have all the photos of a man leaving the place he has eaten a meal at...
This is the most important news event of my life. We had to know this. Our political and cultural infrastructures would fall without it. The only thing that would be more important would be photos of him defecating out the waste. We must have those photos! We must! Ah, the paparazzi - murderers of some Princess woman, guardians of our society.