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#211 Jim

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 04:49 PM

It does stagger me that there may have been such fascinating moments like this that we have actually missed and that we do not have all the photos of a man leaving the place he has eaten a meal at...


This is the most important news event of my life. We had to know this. Our political and cultural infrastructures would fall without it. The only thing that would be more important would be photos of him defecating out the waste. We must have those photos! We must! Ah, the paparazzi - murderers of some Princess woman, guardians of our society.

#212 Bryce (003)

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 04:54 PM

God love you Jim.

- Well, he/she/it may not "love" you, but you're damn well tolerated. B)

Dan...If you're in L.A., pints are on me.

#213 danslittlefinger

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:00 PM

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I think that is Babs Brocc there :tdown: so maybe Bond 23 was being the topic?
Am I right, is it? B)


The beauty next to her looks a bit like my favorite Maria Grazia Cucinotta.


That's his g/f, Satsuki Mitchell.



God love you Jim.

- Well, he/she/it may not "love" you, but you're damn well tolerated. :tdown:

Dan...If you're in L.A., pints are on me.


Meaning me or the real thing? :)

#214 stromberg

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:02 PM

Tabloid trash as tabloid trash can.

Ever heard of a fellow named A. J. Weberman?
http://en.wikipedia..../A._J._Weberman

#215 danslittlefinger

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:05 PM

I guess posting pics of him at a match in Liverpool is different.
Again the confusing item of what constitutes Trash makes me wonder.

#216 Jim

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:12 PM

I guess posting pics of him at a match in Liverpool is different.


No, that's of equivalent crapness. Not an ounce less crap, not an ounce more crap. Equilibrium of crap achieved.

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 07:04 PM

I guess posting pics of him at a match in Liverpool is different.


No, that's of equivalent crapness. Not an ounce less crap, not an ounce more crap. Equilibrium of crap achieved.

"Equilibrium of crap achieved." B)

#218 danslittlefinger

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 08:21 PM

I guess posting pics of him at a match in Liverpool is different.


No, that's of equivalent crapness. Not an ounce less crap, not an ounce more crap. Equilibrium of crap achieved.


Not meaning you but I see, some people still like shooting messengers.
Yes, equivalent crapness.
I am still awaiting what constitutes Trash and Non Trash please Jim.

#219 Mister Asterix

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 09:51 PM

I guess posting pics of him at a match in Liverpool is different.


No, that's of equivalent crapness. Not an ounce less crap, not an ounce more crap. Equilibrium of crap achieved.


Not meaning you but I see, some people still like shooting messengers.
Yes, equivalent crapness.
I am still awaiting what constitutes Trash and Non Trash please Jim.


Understood. Honestly I’m not always sure myself; so I understand your frustration. But I can say non-artistic pictures of people doing things that are everyday for you, me, and them — such as walking out of a restaurant — would almost always be trash.

Just do your best. B)


#220 danslittlefinger

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 12:18 AM

I guess posting pics of him at a match in Liverpool is different.


No, that's of equivalent crapness. Not an ounce less crap, not an ounce more crap. Equilibrium of crap achieved.


Not meaning you but I see, some people still like shooting messengers.
Yes, equivalent crapness.
I am still awaiting what constitutes Trash and Non Trash please Jim.


Understood. Honestly I’m not always sure myself; so I understand your frustration. But I can say non-artistic pictures of people doing things that are everyday for you, me, and them — such as walking out of a restaurant — would almost always be trash.

Just do your best. :tdown:



Thank you for your answer without sarcasm creeping into it. B) I appreciate that.

#221 dinovelvet

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 12:24 AM

This is the stuff that actors who have reached celebrity status must cringe at. They can't even go out for a meal and a drink or two, and possibly get a little sloshed like the rest of us, without having it photographed and commented on for public consumption.

Yes, I know, this is the price they pay for being in the public eye, but I do find it quite unsettling. (By the way: This is not directed at the original poster, who is just sharing what was already there. It's just a comment on the larger issue of celebrity worship and how the media play on that and keep it going by hyping it to the next level, and then the next one, and the next one . . . and on it goes. There simply is no such thing as privacy for these folks.)


Quite. And is possibly this sort of pap behaviour that will quicken Craig's exit from Bond.


But on the other hand, Nobu is a notorious celebrity/paparazzi hangout (even mocked in Ricky Gervais' Extras), so if you're famous and you go there, then you know in advance what you're getting into. If Daniel had gone to his local chippy and was swarmed by photogs then we could call foul, but Celebrity going to Celebrity Hotspot doesn't really warrant a "leave the poor bloke alone" in this case.

#222 danslittlefinger

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 12:47 AM

This is the stuff that actors who have reached celebrity status must cringe at. They can't even go out for a meal and a drink or two, and possibly get a little sloshed like the rest of us, without having it photographed and commented on for public consumption.

Yes, I know, this is the price they pay for being in the public eye, but I do find it quite unsettling. (By the way: This is not directed at the original poster, who is just sharing what was already there. It's just a comment on the larger issue of celebrity worship and how the media play on that and keep it going by hyping it to the next level, and then the next one, and the next one . . . and on it goes. There simply is no such thing as privacy for these folks.)


Quite. And is possibly this sort of pap behaviour that will quicken Craig's exit from Bond.


But on the other hand, Nobu is a notorious celebrity/paparazzi hangout (even mocked in Ricky Gervais' Extras), so if you're famous and you go there, then you know in advance what you're getting into. If Daniel had gone to his local chippy and was swarmed by photogs then we could call foul, but Celebrity going to Celebrity Hotspot doesn't really warrant a "leave the poor bloke alone" in this case.


I'm not touching that one. Can of worms. Respect your opinions though.
http://www.thesun.co...icle2430045.ece

#223 danslittlefinger

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 12:19 AM

http://www.mirror.co...15875-21398994/
James Bond star Daniel Craig is has been voted Britain's Coolest Smoothie in a poll of over 1,000 women from up and down the country.

As a result Del Monte, who carried out the survey, have commissioned a Daniel Craig ice lolly which is being distributed from today to celebrate the first ever National Ice Cream Week.


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I have to say I find this quite disturbing.. B)

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#224 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 01:37 AM

Um... B)

#225 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 02:20 AM

I'm not going to lie. That's REALLY creepy! B)

#226 Matt_13

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 02:54 AM

Poor Dan, I wouldn't be comfortable with that at all.

#227 Santa

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 10:17 AM

Surely it's not April 1st?

http://www.dailymail...niel-Craig.html

Soooooo weird. But I think I will get through a few of these this summer...

#228 Germanlady

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 10:25 AM

Just an example of really, really bad taste.

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 10:38 AM

Just an example of really, really bad taste.


Bad taste? Oh, so you`ve tried one, then? LOL.



Looking at the sculptured Craig lolly and the picture of Craig in the water from CR, I think the makers have made Craig just a bit more muscular than he actually is.

#230 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 10:46 AM

Urgh! No doubt my girlfriend will buy one, as she'd love to have her tongue on Daniel Craig B)

#231 MkB

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 10:48 AM

"The spy who came in from the cold" makes sense now! B)

Anyway, I'm so glad Tom Jones made it only to the 5th place of their "which male celebrity women would like as a lolly" poll :tdown:

On a more serious note: I hope poor Daniel Craig has a strong sense of humour...

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 11:41 AM

no thanks. i'm just not that big a sucker.

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 11:41 AM

COLDFINGER?

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN CONE?

FOR YOUR ICE ONLY?

Weird.

#234 danslittlefinger

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 02:30 PM

Well the sickest thing is that they might have put his ahem..."appendage" in also on his left side unless it's something else sticking out of his shorts. Unless it's a poorly or strategically placed bubble.

Of course I wasnt looking for it but someone pointed it out to me.

Del Monte must be out of their minds.

#235 Zorin Industries

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 02:38 PM

Oh - so what? There's a Daniel Craig Lollycock available to buy to the three people who will actually be able to find them.

There are worse things happening in the world. The ability to lick Daniel Craig into shape with a raspberry twist is not up there I'm afraid.

#236 danslittlefinger

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 02:43 PM

Oh - so what? There's a Daniel Craig Lollycock available to buy to the three people who will actually be able to find them.

There are worse things happening in the world. The ability to lick Daniel Craig into shape with a raspberry twist is not up there I'm afraid.


Didnt say there weren't worse things, I'm sure it's an optical illusion like most things in the movies are. :tdown:

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 06:40 PM

Just an example of really, really bad taste.


Bad taste? Oh, so you`ve tried one, then? LOL.



Looking at the sculptured Craig lolly and the picture of Craig in the water from CR, I think the makers have made Craig just a bit more muscular than he actually is.


Hahaha!!! At least somebody who thinks this is funny! Honestly people, do any of you have a sense of humor? It's freaking hilarious! I bet Daniel Craig must be having a good laugh over this.

Now, where can I get one of these suckers???

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 07:02 PM

MKB: The Spy Who Came In From The Cold?
Really...?? B) :)


Yeah I know... my humour sucks! :tdown: :tdown:

#239 danslittlefinger

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 07:04 PM

MKB: The Spy Who Came In From The Cold?
Really...?? B) :)


Yeah I know... my humour sucks! :tdown: :tdown:


..as I'm sure a lot of women will be doing on the UK beaches this summer. :)
(Not that I'll be looking at them doing so). :S

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 03:31 PM

http://justjared.buz...g-defiance-dvd/

As my original thread was locked due some one rule for one and one for another here are the ATM pics of Dan.