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[Daddy Bond]

10. Blofeld not recognizing Bond in OHMSS.

Kind of like how people never recognize Clark Kent as being Superman? It's all in the glasses...

Don't they usually get different actors to play Clark Kent and Superman? It can't be the same guy! One has glasses and a suit, the other has no glasses and a supersuit. Can't be the same guy!

[Mr. Blofeld]

10. Blofeld not recognizing Bond in OHMSS.

Kind of like how people never recognize Clark Kent as being Superman? It's all in the glasses...

Don't they usually get different actors to play Clark Kent and Superman? It can't be the same guy! One has glasses and a suit, the other has no glasses and a supersuit. Can't be the same guy!

Don't delude yourself, mate; they are the same guy!

[00Twelve]

10. Blofeld not recognizing Bond in OHMSS.

Kind of like how people never recognize Clark Kent as being Superman? It's all in the glasses...

Don't they usually get different actors to play Clark Kent and Superman? It can't be the same guy! One has glasses and a suit, the other has no glasses and a supersuit. Can't be the same guy!

Don't delude yourself, mate; they are the same guy!

He was kidding, Mr. B.

[MHazard]

Obviously Blofeld didn't recognize Bond because he was expecting a tall, dark, bored, Scottish man with a receding hairline, in a Mr. Spock Japanese disguise, who could do lines in one take. Instead, Bond showed up with a full head of hair, an Australian accent, a strange way of talking (in addition to the accent) and glasses. What's remarkable is that Bond was sure it was Blofeld since not only had his scar vanished, but he'd grown about two feet, no longer wore strange gray modern suits, and lost his accent. (I suppose the cat still gave him away).

[Daddy Bond]

Obviously Blofeld didn't recognize Bond because he was expecting a tall, dark, bored, Scottish man with a receding hairline, in a Mr. Spock Japanese disguise, who could do lines in one take. Instead, Bond showed up with a full head of hair, an Australian accent, a strange way of talking (in addition to the accent) and glasses. What's remarkable is that Bond was sure it was Blofeld since not only had his scar vanished, but he'd grown about two feet, no longer wore strange gray modern suits, and lost his accent. (I suppose the cat still gave him away).

I think I have the answer. It was a parallel universe, like something on Star Trek.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Obviously Blofeld didn't recognize Bond because he was expecting a tall, dark, bored, Scottish man with a receding hairline, in a Mr. Spock Japanese disguise, who could do lines in one take. Instead, Bond showed up with a full head of hair, an Australian accent, a strange way of talking (in addition to the accent) and glasses. What's remarkable is that Bond was sure it was Blofeld since not only had his scar vanished, but he'd grown about two feet, no longer wore strange gray modern suits, and lost his accent. (I suppose the cat still gave him away).

I think I have the answer. It was a parallel universe, like something on Star Trek.

Well, then, why wasn't Bond wearing an "evil" goatee?

[Daddy Bond]

Obviously Blofeld didn't recognize Bond because he was expecting a tall, dark, bored, Scottish man with a receding hairline, in a Mr. Spock Japanese disguise, who could do lines in one take. Instead, Bond showed up with a full head of hair, an Australian accent, a strange way of talking (in addition to the accent) and glasses. What's remarkable is that Bond was sure it was Blofeld since not only had his scar vanished, but he'd grown about two feet, no longer wore strange gray modern suits, and lost his accent. (I suppose the cat still gave him away).

I think I have the answer. It was a parallel universe, like something on Star Trek.

Well, then, why wasn't Bond wearing an "evil" goatee?

In the case of Bond, it's an evil mole. A surefire indication that you are watching a Bond movie from a parallel universe is a noticeable mole on the face.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Obviously Blofeld didn't recognize Bond because he was expecting a tall, dark, bored, Scottish man with a receding hairline, in a Mr. Spock Japanese disguise, who could do lines in one take. Instead, Bond showed up with a full head of hair, an Australian accent, a strange way of talking (in addition to the accent) and glasses. What's remarkable is that Bond was sure it was Blofeld since not only had his scar vanished, but he'd grown about two feet, no longer wore strange gray modern suits, and lost his accent. (I suppose the cat still gave him away).

I think I have the answer. It was a parallel universe, like something on Star Trek.

Well, then, why wasn't Bond wearing an "evil" goatee?

In the case of Bond, it's an evil mole. A surefire indication that you are watching a Bond movie from a parallel universe is a noticeable mole on the face.

Well, if that's the case, then Roger Moore is definitely malevolent...

[Daddy Bond]

Obviously Blofeld didn't recognize Bond because he was expecting a tall, dark, bored, Scottish man with a receding hairline, in a Mr. Spock Japanese disguise, who could do lines in one take. Instead, Bond showed up with a full head of hair, an Australian accent, a strange way of talking (in addition to the accent) and glasses. What's remarkable is that Bond was sure it was Blofeld since not only had his scar vanished, but he'd grown about two feet, no longer wore strange gray modern suits, and lost his accent. (I suppose the cat still gave him away).

I think I have the answer. It was a parallel universe, like something on Star Trek.

Well, then, why wasn't Bond wearing an "evil" goatee?

In the case of Bond, it's an evil mole. A surefire indication that you are watching a Bond movie from a parallel universe is a noticeable mole on the face.

Well, if that's the case, then Roger Moore is definitely malevolent...

Yes, and note that the Roger Moore from our universe never made a Bond movie, and has NO MOLE!

[Mr. Blofeld]

Obviously Blofeld didn't recognize Bond because he was expecting a tall, dark, bored, Scottish man with a receding hairline, in a Mr. Spock Japanese disguise, who could do lines in one take. Instead, Bond showed up with a full head of hair, an Australian accent, a strange way of talking (in addition to the accent) and glasses. What's remarkable is that Bond was sure it was Blofeld since not only had his scar vanished, but he'd grown about two feet, no longer wore strange gray modern suits, and lost his accent. (I suppose the cat still gave him away).

I think I have the answer. It was a parallel universe, like something on Star Trek.

Well, then, why wasn't Bond wearing an "evil" goatee?

In the case of Bond, it's an evil mole. A surefire indication that you are watching a Bond movie from a parallel universe is a noticeable mole on the face.

Well, if that's the case, then Roger Moore is definitely malevolent...

Yes, and note that the Roger Moore from our universe never made a Bond movie, and has NO MOLE!

What universe are you from, good friend?

[Daddy Bond]

Back to reality. Moore had his mole removed. Correct?

[Mr. Blofeld]

Back to reality. Moore had his mole removed. Correct?

No, I don't think he has...

[Safari Suit]

Well it doesn't seem to be there in AVTAK

[Mr. Blofeld]

Well it doesn't seem to be there in AVTAK

Perhaps they tightened his face so much, it popped off!

[Daddy Bond]

I thought I remember reading or hearing that he had it removed. I guess it had grown and moved around a bit through the years and he was going to have it removed.

Pleasant subject isn't it.

Discussing Roger Moore's mole.

Commander Bond has sunk to an all time low.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Commander Bond has sunk to an all time low.

So, it's the opposite of Octopussy, then?

[Daddy Bond]

Commander Bond has sunk to an all time low.

So, it's the opposite of Octopussy, then?

That's fitting then, Moore is the all time high and LOW of Bond then.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Commander Bond has sunk to an all time low.

So, it's the opposite of Octopussy, then?

That's fitting then; Moore is the all time high and LOW of Bond then.

Egad; we're reduced to making puns on this lazy Monday...

[DaveBond21]

9. The "stirred not shaken" martini in YOLT.

ronbond, this was Bond just being polite to Henderson. You can tell by his face that he isn't impressed.

[sharpshooter]

Of course Bond is not going to get shot, but in the ski scene in TWINE, it makes me cringe. A parahawk chasing Bond, right behind him. The goon opens fire with his automatic weapon, and hits nothing but the ground. Laughable.

[HH007]

Of course Bond is not going to get shot, but in the ski scene in TWINE, it makes me cringe. A parahawk chasing Bond, right behind him. The goon opens fire with his automatic weapon, and hits nothing but the ground. Laughable.

Come now, one defining characteristic of Bond villains is that hey are totally and completely incapable of shooting straight.

[sharpshooter]

Yes, that is a characteristic all the villains and expendable henchmen seem to have. I think that it just sticks out here. They should have made Bond ski quicker, get out of sight or something so they couldn't get a shot off. He was directly in front of them...

[Scaramanga'74]

Among others

[DamnCoffee]

When Mr. Kidd looks like a robot when he raises his hand with the remote control in to operate the rock in the desert in Diamonds Are Forever and Mr. Wints "Give it to me now!" look toward him.

And why the hell is Willard Whyte taking a dump in a locked toilet?!

[DaveBond21]

There is only one slight irritation with the brilliant scene between Bond and Grant on the train in FRWL - and that is the way Bond bites his bottom lip when he realises how good Spectre's plan has been.

[Jim]

And why the hell is Willard Whyte taking a dump in a locked toilet?!

Would you prefer he did it in the kitchen?

[Santa]

Does it irritate anyone else that in OHMSS, Blofeld, easy to identify by his lack of earlobes, quite clearly has earlobes...

[Blofeld's Cat]

Does it irritate anyone else that in OHMSS, Blofeld, easy to identify by his lack of earlobes, quite clearly has earlobes...

"The suspension of (earlobe) disbelief" works fine with me.

[Turn]

Does it irritate anyone else that in OHMSS, Blofeld, easy to identify by his lack of earlobes, quite clearly has earlobes...

"The suspension of (earlobe) disbelief" works fine with me.

Earlobes are the least of Blofeld's problems in OHMSS. The guy has eyes like Mr. Magoo considering he can't recognize his own worst enemy due to a set of glasses.

[sharpshooter]

It has already been mentioned, but the stupidity of Kara in TLD. Although, this did lead into the great cargo net scene.