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[seawolfnyy]

Granted, today you are allergy free! Tomorrow, however, is a very different story.....

 

 

 

I wish these damn mosquitoes would leave me the bleep alone!

[The Dove]

Granted...you rub salt water all over yourself, like Honey Ryder suggests in Dr. No...The good news is the mosquitoes do in fact leave you alone after gorging themselves on the salt water. The bad news, is that salt content is so potent that your skin is shriveled up and wrinkled that people mistake you for a 70 year old (There's never a 70 year old around when you want one!)

 

I wish that there could have been some sort of Doctor Who-esque, 5-Doctors type of featurette during the 50th anniversary in which Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton and Brosnan could have come face to face with Craig's 007 in some type of temporal distortion event.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, but there was no Doctor to fix it.....so the universe was destroyed.

 

 

 

I wish David Tennant were to make it into Bond 24.

[AMC Hornet]

Granted, incidentally also granting the wish that everyone seems to suspect Barbara B of harbouring - that of making 007 bisexual.

Not the kind of 'making it into' you meant? Too late.

I wish that nothing of that sort ever happens (slash, I mean, not David Tennant in a Bond film).

[seawolfnyy]

Granted....good-bye Skyfall.

 

 

 

 

I wish Matt Smith were to play Q following Ben Whishaw's departure.

[glidrose]

Granted....good-bye Skyfall.
 
 
 
 
I wish Matt Smith were to play Q following Ben Whishaw's departure.

Granted, but it's this Matt Smith. He tackles Bond one day, breaking our favorite spy's neck resulting in the end of the series. Angry fans track you down - because it was your idea - and beat you to death.

 

I wish we'd get a fun Bond film again, sooner rather than later.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, it's another spy spoof in the vain of Casino Royale '67. However, Bond has so much fun that he forgets to save the world and he is arrested and sentenced to death for allowing London to be destroyed. Angry fans track you down - because it was your idea - and beat you, VERY SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY, to death.

 

 

I wish Timothy Dalton returns to the Bond franchise is some capacity.

[glidrose]

Granted, it's another spy spoof in the vain of Casino Royale '67. However, Bond has so much fun that he forgets to save the world and he is arrested and sentenced to death for allowing London to be destroyed. Angry fans track you down - because it was your idea - and beat you, VERY SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY, to death.

 

 

I wish Timothy Dalton returns to the Bond franchise is some capacity.

 

Granted, he's the new Bond girl. Angry fans track you down - because it was your idea - and beat you, VERY SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY, to death. Truth is you don't mind. On you tombstone some wit scrawls "it's vein, not vain".

[seawolfnyy]

 

Granted, it's another spy spoof in the vain of Casino Royale '67. However, Bond has so much fun that he forgets to save the world and he is arrested and sentenced to death for allowing London to be destroyed. Angry fans track you down - because it was your idea - and beat you, VERY SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY, to death.

 

 

I wish Timothy Dalton returns to the Bond franchise is some capacity.

 

Granted, he's the new Bond girl. Angry fans track you down - because it was your idea - and beat you, VERY SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY, to death. Truth is you don't mind. On you tombstone some wit scrawls "it's vein, not vain".

 

Maybe, but it appears the angry fans caught up to you first, seeing as you didn't include a wish, they must've beaten you to death already.

[The Dove]

Once again to get this thread back on track....

 

I wish that Bond 24 reigns supreme at the box office in 2015, considering all the other highly anticipated movies that will be coming out that year.. (i.e. Star Wars Ep. VII, Jurassic World, Batman and Superman, Terminator 5, Independence Day 2..etc..)

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, but the success of Skyfall and Bond 24 causes the producers to go even bigger with 25. The budget balloons to well over $1 billion and EON shuts down when it can't recoup even a fraction of that as Bond 25 bombs at the box office.

 

 

I wish Christopher Eccleston changes his mind and agrees to appear alongside Matt Smith and David Tennant in "The Day of the Doctor."

[The Dove]

Granted...Eccleston agrees to appear with Matt Smith and David Tennant but then Peter Capaldi suddenly changes his mind and backs out of the role of Doctor #12...a frantic casting search begins which lasts for even longer than Daniel Craig's casting search.

 

 

I wish that certain tabloids would stop spouting rumors of Tom Hardy becoming Bond #7, at least until Bond 25 is completed and we find ourselves at the crossroads of the franchise..

[Goodnight]

Granted, but the tabloids start creating ridiculous rumours about Lee Tamahori returning to the role of director to make 'Die Another Day 2', with even more CGI (from the stone age), more bad acting, and a horrendus story line.

I wish I was going on holiday today, not next Wednesday! (I can't wait any longer arrrrgggh!).

[AMC Hornet]

Granted, but then you're back next Wednesday.

 

I wish for your 'granted' to remain just as you said - a ridiculous rumour and nothing more.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, but it gets retweeted so much that the producers actually start to believe it and Bond 25's production is shut down and they vow not work on it until Tamahori's film is completed (which never happens as it's just a rumor).

 

 

I wish Solo will be good.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted it is great but Boyd does not return. :(

 

I wish we get to see the bulldog from SF in Bond 24 or 25.

[The Dove]

Granted...the bulldog from Skyfall survives a fall from Bond's 6th floor office window in Bond 24 and in Bond 25, we see it being used as a test subject for one of Q's latest gadgets...it again survives. The damn thing just turns out to be indestructible!

 

I wish that the Bond 24 news drought, that we're currently experiencing, would end soon!

[glidrose]

Granted. The producers announce that Bond24 will never go into production and the series is over.

I wish the producers issue the special behind-the-scenes footage of Richard Kiel buggering poor Desmond Llewellyn as an outtake in a future DVD reissue.

Start each film with that instead of the lousy gun barrel.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted do to it being so popular EON then decides to only release films about Jaws and Q's wacky adventures. 

 

 

I wish I can catch up on some of my reading this weekend.

[glidrose]

Granted. And you manage to finish every "Walter the Farting Dog" book. Though the bigger words still give you difficulty.

I wish the gun barrel goes at the start of B24.

[The Dove]

Granted....but the opening title sequence is totally scrubbed from the film..

 

I wish that I knew where I can find a recording of John Altman's "Tank Chase" score from Goldeneye...

[glidrose]

Granted. You know where to find it so I don't have to tell you.

 

I wish there weren't so many dumb, ugly fat women with attitude problems and on a power trip in the civil service. What? My statement politically incorrect? Good!

[Goodnight]

Granted, but there's just as many men that fit that description too. Nothing personal Gildrose, I'm sure you're gorgeous.

I wish the IOS 7 update had kept the old layout for the music/ipod part of my phone.
(Not a fan of it) :(

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted it doesn't but it does give you a new ringtone that sounds like the Adam's family car horn.

 

I wish I had a new cell phone.

[glidrose]

Granted. Your local Arab terrorist cell gives it to you. You never do figure out why all these explosions occur when you push buttons on the keypad.

 

I wish J.W. Pepper photobombed the end of OHMSS. (Hi Eric!)

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted he actor who plays J.W. plays Bond. 

 

 

I wish Bond 24 features a famous landmark.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, Bond 24 features the site of the US moon landing in 1969 and the villain is Dr. Evil.

 

 

 

I wish my spanish would hurry up and improve so I can communicate with the locals much easier.

[AMC Hornet]

Granted, but then you find yourself transferred to Germany.

 

I wish Richard Chopping had done more (all?) of Fleming's book covers.

[The Dove]

Granted...but then we find out that Sebastian Faulks has been contracted to write the next 5 (adult) Bond books, following "Solo"..

 

I wish that we actually got to see the stinger missiles in Bond's BMW in action in Goldeneye..

[AMC Hornet]

Granted, but then he doesn't use it in TWINE and the sawblade-wielding  helicopter kills everyone.

 

I wish Steve Cole's series were about Bond's war years (and that Higson's had covered his days at Fettes).