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[seawolfnyy]

Granted, but it's a prequel to Carte Blanche and deals with Bond's participation in the Iraq War.

 

 

 

I wish we'd find out who Bond 24's villain is soon.

[The Dove]

Granted...Bond 24's villain is revealed to be....an exact clone of Col. Moon's Gustav Graves alter-ego from Die Another Day and Toby Stephens is persuaded to reprise the role.

 

I wish that if Adele does indeed return to do the title song for Bond 24, that she also be given a cameo in the movie.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted Adele does the theme song for Bond 24 and has a cameo which she can't pull off because of all the sexual innuendos nobody wants to picture her in.

 

 

 

I wish Bond 24 features a lengthy Austin Martin DBS car chase with over super sports cars. 

[The Dove]

Granted... Bond 24 features a lengthy car chase featuring Bond's Aston Martin DBS and three of the newest Lamborghinis and Ferrari models.. However, it turns out that the Aston gets better gas mileage than any of the other cars, so Bond gets away when all the baddie cars run out of gas.

 

 

I wish that we could have another double-decker bus stunt in Bond 24 as a sort of a tribute to the bus stunt in Live And Let Die..

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, there's a bomb on the double decker bus and it must jump across a 50 foot gap in the road.

 

 

 

I wish How I Met Your Mother didn't completely suck now.

[glidrose]

Granted. How I Met Your Mother sucks then. (Now and ...)

 

I wish I knew what brand kitty litter ESB uses for his unnamed cat.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted but it is a fancy and very expensive brand that only the rich can offered because the litter is coated in diamonds and gold.

 

 

I wish they never stopped making the 007 spoof Austin Powers films. 

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, they've been making Austin Powers in lieu of James Bond films.

 

 

 

I wish Peter Sellers never walked off the production of Casino Royale '67.

[Goodnight]

Granted, he didn't walk out...he flounced out instead.

I wish I could get free sports/gym equipment.

[AMC Hornet]

Granted, but it's used, torn, rusty, sweat-stained and smells of feet. Enjoy.

 

I wish Irish comedian Dave Allen had played Bond in LALD. He had the scar (on his left cheek), and imagine how the interrogation scene could have gone, what with him already missing the first joint of his left forefinger!

[The Dove]

Granted....but Bill Cosby is cast as Kananga / Mr. Big instead of Yaphet Kotto...

 

 

I wish that we could have a scene in the next Bond film that is set during Halloween night and features some Trick or Treaters..

[glidrose]

Granted but it is a fancy and very expensive brand that only the rich can offered

No spell check?

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, Bond 24 is just 2 hours with Bond out with neighborhood kids until he is arrested under suspicion of child molestation.

 

 

I wish S K Y F A L L and glidrose would attend therapy to work out their differences.

[glidrose]

What differences? I like pointing out people's egregious errors. Unfortunately SKYFALL is responsible for most of them!

[S K Y F A L L]

naetdGr oseGlidr steg a feil dna sevale em onela dna I eraln ot pelsl cerorclyt. oNt hatt ti lreayl tamters, ew erant ereh ofr a fcinguk ingpslel ebe. 

 

I wish there was a tenth season of the 90's sitcom Seinfeld. 

[glidrose]

naetdGr oseGlidr steg a feil dna sevale em onela dna I eraln ot pelsl cerorclyt. oNt hatt ti lreayl tamters, ew erant ereh ofr a fcinguk ingpslel ebe. 

 
Let's translate this into English, see what we get.

Oh my!

"Granted Glidrose gets a life and leaves me alone and I learn to spell correctly. [Just that one word?] Not that it really matters, we aren't [you forgot the apostrophe] here for a fcking spelling bee."

[seawolfnyy]

Well, obviously my wish isn't coming true.

 

Anyway, granted, Seinfeld returns with a tenth season, which plays out like How I Met Your Mother's ninth season. It's 24 episodes set during the trial for Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine instead of just the two. What we get is so horrible that the rights to Seinfeld are sold off meaning there are no DVD box sets and no re-runs....EVER. Seinfeld disappears and is never heard from again.

 

 

I wish PS4 didn't cost so much in Europe.

[The Dove]

Granted...Sony drops the price of the PS4 to 10 Euros and thusly has to drop prices worldwide to it's equivalent...While it seems like a dream, Sony barely makes enough from the sales to break even and does not have any money to put development into new game titles..

 

I wish that Bond's Aston Martin DB5 did NOT get blown up in Skyfall

[Trevelyan 006]

Granted... but Silva takes it for a joyride towards the end of the film and it becomes totaled in no time (not BLOWING UP, necessarily).

 

I wish Trevelyan would had launched Bond from the antenna cradle to his death in GoldenEye.

[glidrose]

Granted. And GE then becomes known as one of the worst Bond films, which is fitting because it is one of the worst, most overrated films.

I wish our own OmarB would stop crowing about how Solo is not only the best Bond novel ever, but also the greatest book ever written!

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted no one shows any enthusiasm about SOLO and the forums are over run by naysayers, chameleons, zeros and Grammar Nazis.  

 

 

I wish I wish I wish oh how I wish a upon a star that a have a new cd player/stereo. 

[glidrose]

Granted no one shows any enthusiasm about SOLO and the forums are over run by naysayers, chameleons, zeros and Grammar Nazis.  

And don't forget facetious smartalec since OmarB hated the book.

 

I wish I wish I wish oh how I wish a upon a star that a have a new cd player/stereo. 

Unfortunately you purchase it from this guy:

http://www.dontevenr...ew.php?post=102

And with any luck, the instructions will be in Japanese, so SKYFALL will have to contact this guy for translation:

http://www.dontevenr...ew.php?post=110


Here are some friendly troubleshooting hints a tech-challenged chap like you will need:

http://www.netfunny....2q1/tshoot.html


I wish that SKYFALL does purchase the aforementioned cd player I linked to.

[Goodnight]

Granted, it gets dropped, and cannot be repaired..

I wish I didn't appear so awkward when I speak.

[glidrose]

Granted, it gets dropped, and cannot be repaired.

Uh... "getting dropped" is the least of its troubles.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted you come off as cool and collective as Obama however then you are elected Prime Minister and find it isn't as much fun as you thought it would be. Lots of paper work. 

 

 

I wish I could dance better.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, you dance so well that you are appear on Dancing With the Stars and win. You shoot straight to the top and become an A-List celebrity with a giant mansion in Beverly Hills. You spend most of your time jet-setting to different parties around the world: Paris, Ibiza, Rio, Miami. However, you develop a very bad cocaine problem. You go to rehab, but lose all of your money and resort to cooking blue meth for income. And we all know how that turned out.....

 

 

 

I wish Telltale Games would make a Breaking Bad game.

[The Dove]

Granted...Telltale Games does indeed produce a Breaking Bad game....but it literally breaks bad. A glitch in the programming causes every copy produced of the game to crash right after the main title sequence.

 

I wish that people would use more common sense when it comes to the Black Friday madness..i.e. lining up outside the stores at 3am and madly rushing the doors and trampling people when they open like it's a One Direction concert...

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, but instead everything moves infinitely slower and you spend a whole month in line waiting to purchase the item you took off the shelf on Black Friday. Congrats, you just missed Christmas. Personally, I just stay home that day.

 

 

I wish Bryan Cranston would be cast as a Bond villain.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted. I wouldn't mind that BTW either but... his character is a mad dentist partly inspired by his character Tim Whatley from Seinfeld and the film is just footage of Bond getting a root canal.

 

 

I wish the Bond 24 news will start up in January... 

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, but since you didn't specify which year....we get Bond 24 news in January 2020.

 

 

 

I wish Jack Lord played Felix for the duration of Connery's films.