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[S K Y F A L L]

Granted now you have to get your sub out of the driveway. 

 

 

I wish Skyfall was a 4 or 5 hour epic. 

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, 3 hours are spent watching Bond sleep on the plane to Shanghai.

 

 

I wish Skyfall would over take The Avengers as the top grossing film of 2012.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted its so successful Bond 24 is titled 'Skyfall 2'

 

I wish Bond 24 has gadgets.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, they're all sex toys.

 

 

 

I wish there was no Bibi in FYEO.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted and the girl who played Bibi now plays Melina Havelock.

 

I wish they never used that eye patch character in CR and killed him with a nail gun.

[The Dove]

Granted...the character was written differently and thus has TWO eyepatches and stumbles around stupidly like Blind Pew in Treasure Island...Consequentially Gettler is killed off, not by the nail gun, but by tripping over a balcony and falling to his death by drowning in the sinking house.

 

I wish...that Jinx's "Yo Mama" line in Die Another Day could have been changed to something less cringe-worthy in post production..

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. It's changed to "The honorable wooman who brought you to life."


I wish Argentinean girls would act, think and look like British girls.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, they act, think and look like the fat and obnoxious British girls.

 

 

I wish most American girls weren't so trampy.

[Iceskater101]

We are definitely not that trampy.. at least I'm not.

 

anyway.. Granted, but then all American girls become annoying and clingy. (except me.. )

 

I wish that the James Bond franchise will never die and that it will continue forever.

[seawolfnyy]

Hey, I said MOST not all . Certainly, 90% of the girls I went to school with at IU were trampy....

 

Anyhoo....Granted, the series is given back to Columbia and they continue from where they left off with NSNA and we get Thunderball remakes for the rest of time.

 

 

I wish every Bond film from now on is as good as Casino Royale and Skyfall.

Edited by seawolfnyy, 25 December 2012 - 07:13 AM.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted they only come out every 4 years though. 

 

I wish that Bond 24 features the '007 theme.'

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, the 007 theme is used during the finale of Bond 24 which is a shot for shot remake of the underwater battle from Thunderball including the awful cinematography, an 84 year old Sean Connery, a 73 year old Claudine Auger, and Adolfo Celi's corpse.

 

 

I wish for Muse to sing the theme for Bond 24.

[Iceskater101]

Granted, but then critics deem it to be the worst Bond song in history and they stop doing Bond songs for all the movies because the one muse did was so awful that they didn't want anyone else to do Bond songs for that reason.

 

 

I hope that the sequel to the Amazing Spiderman is just as good as the first!

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, it's on par with Spiderman 3 (you didn't specify which of the first ).

 

 

I wish my house was modeled after Skyfall Lodge.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted and the song it such a great success and the band becomes so famous the stardom becomes to much for them and they break up.

 

I wish Bond 24 doesn't try to be to much like Skyfall?

[seawolfnyy]

(I think you answered the wrong one S K Y F A L L , but I'll play along)

 

Granted, Bond 24 models itself after Twilight instead of Skyfall.

 

 

Back to the other one, I wish my house was modeled after Skyfall Lodge.

[The Dove]

Granted...and the house includes all the various booby traps that Bond, M and Kincaid set up at Skyfall. So one day you flip a switch to turn on the lights and an exploding bag of nails goes off and impales you..

I wish that Bond makes a return to Japan in Bond 24...

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, Bond 24 is a period piece detailing Bond's time in WWII. Bond just happens to be in Hiroshima on the the morning of August 6, 1945.....

 

 

 

I wish this damn blizzard would end.

[S K Y F A L L]

(My mistake back there.)

 

Granted but then you will no longer get to feel like Bond and Tracy when they are escaping from Blofeld and his gang and stay the night in a barn. 

 

I wish EON would fast track a few films to be released once a year.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, but they aren't Bond films.

 

 

I wish I was trapped with Tracy in a barn during a blizzard .

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted, but Blofeld's goons are after you now.

 

 

I wish women in my country wouldn't be that idiotic to like a boy just for his well built bodies and fancy tennis shoes, and prefer gentlemen who smell good, are elegantly dressed and care for her.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, they only fall for gay guys.

 

 

 

I wish Dalton did 2 more Bond films.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted he does one in 1992 on the 30th Anniversary and its even more over the top then DAD and so is its follow up.

 

I wish could get into as good as shape as Craig is in SF.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, you can shot in the shoulder, fall off a train, drink your arse off in for three months and then fail your physical evaluations.

 

 

 

I wish Martin Campbell had returned to direct QoS instead of Marc Forster.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted but QOS is all done in Star Trek's own language 'Klingon' for some reason. 

 

I wish and sorry if I am kind of using this one again but its a bit different;

 

that Daniel Craig will do 5 more Bond films every 2 years.

[seawolfnyy]

I think you are, but by page 54 I'm sure it's not the first time it's happened...

 

Anyhoo, granted, but he doesn't start for 30 years and he's 74, 76, 78, 80, and 82 in each film.

 

 

I wish Bond would bed a minimum of 3 women in Bond 24.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted the woman are Opera, Whoopi Goldberg and worst of all Judi Dench as M after Bond digs up her grave. 

 

I wish Roger Moore's new book 'Bond on Bond' turns out to be as good as I've heard.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, it's so good that it overshadows Skyfall gets a sequel written by Lee Tamahori: "Bad Bond Film Directors on the Code Name Theory." It is released in place of Bond 24.

 

 

I wish my watch had a laser beam in it.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted but it uses up the battery completely and you have to change it after every use. 

 

I wish Bond 24 features a nice long car chase and stunts with Bond's new car.

[AMC Hornet]

Granted: B24 is one long car chase, like the original Gone in 60 Seconds, and Bond's new car is a Ford Mondeo.

 

I wish that The James Bond Archives goes for cheap in the January sales and I get a copy (intact).