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[Jose]

Granted. Unfortunately, Bond 24 takes place entirely in a box factory. The main villain is a sentient box named Boxfeld.

I wish I had enough money to buy a motorcycle.

Edited by Jose, 22 October 2012 - 06:55 PM.

[Iceskater101]

Granted, but the motorcycle is pink and it has hello kitty stickers all over it.

I wish I could buy that 50th James Bond Anniversary DVD set!

[The Dove]

Granted Iceskater!! But you discover after ordering the James Bond 50th Blu Ray set online, that you were sent the wrong region format for your Blu Ray player...You send them back but the online retailer is currently on backorder for the correct region...as a result, you will not receive the replacements until Feb or Mar. 2013, which assumingly will be when Skyfall gets it's general DVD release..

I wish I could have been at the Royal Premier of Skyfall earlier today (well, today U.S time)

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted, but... today's November 7th!

I wish I could know as much of technology as Silva so I could hack and leave menacing messages in Cristina Kirchner's laptop!

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted! You hack your way through the laptop and see all you want and leave the most menacing messages you can, totally in control!

However your forge to turn off your electronic signature on messages and everything is signed off as Nicolas Suszczyk.



I wish we had a Rekall machine, like in 'Total Recall' and AMC's post in another thread, to experience the adventures of any James Bond I choose in the most realistic virtual reality programme yet!

[JCRendle]

Granted, but become the villain holding the gunbarrel gun and you're shot every time.

I wish for every £ Skyfall makes, double is paid into my bank account.

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted! But you're soon requested by EON Productions Ltd to a court hearing for embezlement and fraud from the 'Skyfall' box-office.

You have to pay the money back and sign your name to be blacklisted against everything associated with James Bond, like fan forums, cinema bookings, competitions and subscriptions.


I wish that we have one more deecnt 50th Anniversary treat in store for Bond fans before the year is out, and now 'Skyfall' is taking over the world.

[JCRendle]

Granted, but you're thrown in jail before you can see any of it.

I wish that I could write and publish a best selling novel that is critically praised, publicly loved and a fantastic money spinner.

[AMC Hornet]

Granted, but you're sued by the publishers of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' for plagiarism.

You'll hate me for this, but I wish Skyfall opened later in the evening tomorrow, so I wouldn't have had to pass up a day's temp work to see it at 1.00 pm.

[Iceskater101]

Granted, but you have to see it at midnight and you are tired from work you fall asleep halfway through.

I wish Timothy Dalton had done more James Bond movies.
random I know, but I saw The Living Daylights and I haven't seen that one in a while and I have a huge crush on him now.."

Edited by Iceskater101, 13 November 2012 - 04:29 AM.

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted! He does 2 more Bond films, 1991's "The Property Of A Lady" which does ok in a return to a softer side of Bond, and 1994's "GoldenEye" which is hailed as a great Bond film, and Dalton's best.

He leaves the role on a high and Hugh Grant is taken on as James Bond for the new 007 film in 3 years, 1997's "Death To Spies", tackling Pierce Brosnan as the villain, Thomas Blofeld, nephew of Ernst out for revenge. It flops at the box-office, only taking higher gross than "The Man With The Golden Gun".

In 2000, in a move to save the franchise, EON bring in Daniel Craig as James Bond for a big 40th Anniversary re-boot in the film "Die Another Day" due for release in 2002. It opens, but public reaction is low due to a surprise cast, a silly script full of in-jokes and over-the-top action and CGI. Daniel Craig joins Hugh Grant and George Lazenby as the actor who only did one, and "Die Another Day" flops at the box-office.

EON release a statement that James Bond films will cease production on the 40th Anniversary, and thank fans and audiences for their support. In latter years, Timothy Dalton is known as the only Bond actor who could have saved the franchise in the 1990s, and his popularity surpasses even Sean Connery for his films that were the final saving grace of what the real character of James Bond was about.

The End.


I wish that a couple more gadgets had been used in 'Skyfall' from the Aston Martin DB5 for the finale.

[The Dove]

Granted!! Bond does actually use the little red button to eject M as they are on the road to Skyfall Lodge...However, due to a malfunction, instead of the passenger seat ejecting, the button accidentaly triggers the self-destruct mechanisim of the DB5...*BOOM* both 007 and M go up in a fireball and thus endith the film with Silva taking over the rest of MI6 having killed off Eve and Mallory in the process.

I wish that the deleted sequence of Severine handing off the silver case to Patrice as she is coming down the escalator, and he is going up, had been kept in the final cut of Skyfall..

[Iceskater101]

Granted! He does 2 more Bond films, 1991's "The Property Of A Lady" which does ok in a return to a softer side of Bond, and 1994's "GoldenEye" which is hailed as a great Bond film, and Dalton's best.

He leaves the role on a high and Hugh Grant is taken on as James Bond for the new 007 film in 3 years, 1997's "Death To Spies", tackling Pierce Brosnan as the villain, Thomas Blofeld, nephew of Ernst out for revenge. It flops at the box-office, only taking higher gross than "The Man With The Golden Gun".

In 2000, in a move to save the franchise, EON bring in Daniel Craig as James Bond for a big 40th Anniversary re-boot in the film "Die Another Day" due for release in 2002. It opens, but public reaction is low due to a surprise cast, a silly script full of in-jokes and over-the-top action and CGI. Daniel Craig joins Hugh Grant and George Lazenby as the actor who only did one, and "Die Another Day" flops at the box-office.

EON release a statement that James Bond films will cease production on the 40th Anniversary, and thank fans and audiences for their support. In latter years, Timothy Dalton is known as the only Bond actor who could have saved the franchise in the 1990s, and his popularity surpasses even Sean Connery for his films that were the final saving grace of what the real character of James Bond was about.

The End.

Wow did it take you a while to figure that out or did you just know right away?

Granted but then they cut out the shower scene between her and Daniel Craig because the movie would have been too long with that scene. and i like that scene

I wish Skyfall would be the highest grossing film ever surpassing Avatar.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted but then Daniel Craig leaves the role feeling he can never do a better film then SF.

I wish that they would release a Bond film every 2 years starring Craig until the 60th anniversary (2022)

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted, but they're all souless with just a bunch of bad edited action scenes like QOS.

I wish my mom would stop talking about her job FOR AT LEAST A SECOND!

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted but then she wants you to come to work with her for bring your kids to work day.

I wish David Arnold returns but only for every other film for now on.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted, but instead of making music like TND or TWINE his music sounds techno like DAD.

I wish the gal I'm thinking of would write me to tell me "Hi Nic, you know, I'd like to watch SKYFALL again, but this time next to a Bond expert like you... in a cinema far away from civilization... just for the two of us. Waiting for your reply <3"

[Aisforauric]

Granted.....the cinema's on Hashima Island. Meet you there....

I wish I could find my softback copy of Moonraker

[The Dove]

Granted...you find your paperback (or softback if you prefer) copy of Moonraker...but it's been SO worn and used that all the pages fall out and crumble to bits the minute you open it up and to your great chargrin, you discover it is an extremely rare 1st edition printing that is non replaceable.

I wish that Sam Mendes does INDEED come back to direct Bond 24..

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted but Thomas Newman and Roger Dreakins do not return.

I wish that Bond 24 makes the 2014 release.

[Iceskater101]

Granted, but then it turns out to be completely bad, even worse than Quantum.

I wish they would bring cooler gadgets into the next Bond film.

[Jose]

Granted. The gadgets shoot ice beams and snowballs.

I wish people would stop giving Quantum of Solace a bum rap.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted. Though it would leave us with nothing to complain about while we waited 4 years for SF.

I wish the next Bond24 feature and was filmed partly Canada.

[JCRendle]

Granted but it gives a horrible interpretation of Canada and as a result tourism falls to it's lowest numbers in a century.

I wish Bond 24 has an even better cast than Skyfall (excluding the returning cast) and whoever plays the villain is praised as the best Bond villain ever.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted but the story isn't any good and the villain gets to much screen time.

I wish Corrine Veneau would return as Stana Katic in Bond 24.

[The Dove]

Ehh?? don't you have that backwards, S K Y F A L L? The actress' name is Stana Katic and the character is Corrine Veneau.. However, your wish is granted... but she has since resigned from Canadian Intelligence after she allowed Yousef Kaberra to penetrate her department via an internal mole. Corrine now only has a minor role in Bond 24 as a pub waitress..

I wish that Bond would be compensated for the loss of his personal Aston Martin DB5 is is awarded another one for Bond 25..

[Double-0-Seven]

Granted, but it blows up right after Q demonstrates the new and improved "Self-Destruct" button which Bond can access from his phone.

I wish that I can spend the night alone with Agent Fields and that she can help me find the stationary.

[Aisforauric]

Granted...and she'll fiddle with your expenses as bonus ;-)

I wish for there to be more sex in Bond 24

[JCRendle]

Granted, but Bond 24 turns out to be a fully fledged porn film with no real plot, acting or quality at all.

I wish to inherit rare first editions of each Bond novel by every official author.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted but you have to wait years and years before you inherit them.


I wish we would get some Bond 24 news soon.