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[WC]

Now: since you are (were?) here, the topic on the floor at present is  What's So Dreadful About Being A Sexual Object?

There's plenty dreadful afoot if the woman in question keeps objecting to sex!

BRILLIANT riposte, WELSHCAT, Baby!

However -- if she's going to keep objecting, then find someone else!

Oh. You said Sexual Object, not Sexual Objector. My mistake!

[Dalton's Wendy]

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Now: since you are (were?) here, the topic on the floor at present is

[Dalton's Wendy]

Oh. You said Sexual Object, not Sexual Objector. My mistake! 

To The Inimitable Purple Cat:

I don't know why / I love you like I do / I don't why / I just do!

[Moore Not Less]

now where are all the Babes and Bond guys here??
nobody is replying to some juicy topics!!! how! why! outrageous! lol
I am awaiting your opinions ladies and gentlemen... meantime, I'll take off the golden nail polish and replace it with Chanel's Tango colour, which is the one I normally use. (a light red, WITH some little golden shades in it)
Bond jr really loves it, and... we aim to please! so...

Well, as soon as I saw the word "juicy" my attention span increased dramatically.

I don't normally use golden nail polish or Chanel's Tango colour. I normally have "Essence of Mud". It's dark, it sticks like **** and it's easy to wash off.

Aren't I a journalist for a reason... there ARE words that can have magical effects on readers! lol
Welcome Moore dear! (huh oh.. is it YOU? you the "I may have to check those protuberances" one?? if so.. well HIIIIIII AND of course we'll tell the story to the rest of the Babes and Hunks here... who will be thrilled to listen I'm sure!

Yes, Alessandra. It is YOU?......Er, I mean me. Indeed those protuberances will be getting a very close "hands on" inspection at the first possible opportunity. I will leave you to tell the rest of the story to the Babes and Hunks here.

Make sure you keep them "abreast" of the situation.

[Moore Not Less]

now where are all the Babes and Bond guys here??
nobody is replying to some juicy topics!!! how! why! outrageous! lol
I am awaiting your opinions ladies and gentlemen... meantime, I'll take off the golden nail polish and replace it with Chanel's Tango colour, which is the one I normally use. (a light red, WITH some little golden shades in it)
Bond jr really loves it, and... we aim to please! so...

Well, as soon as I saw the word "juicy" my attention span increased dramatically.

I don't normally use golden nail polish or Chanel's Tango colour. I normally have "Essence of Mud". It's dark, it sticks like **** and it's easy to wash off.

Would it be wrong to assume you're a woman, Moore Not Less, with all those references to nail polish? Or just a rather dandy man?

Like I said before, I do love women with colourful toenails.

A WOMAN?!!! A DANDY?!!! Shocking, positively shocking.

You can't just assume things like that about me. I have a reputation to live down to you know.

[Dalton's Wendy]

A WOMAN?!!! A DANDY?!!! Shocking, positively shocking.

You can't just assume things like that about me. I have a reputation to live down to you know. 

One must never assume, Moore Not Less. If you take the word assume, and place a vertical line after the first three letters, a second vertical line after the fourth letter, and then read the result, you will see what I mean.

Similarly, if you take the word MANSLAUGHTER, place a vertical line after the first four letters . . . well, you get the idea!

(By the way, M N L: are you acquainted with my dear friend, the divine Marie-France?)

[Dalton's Wendy]

Dreadful about being a sex object? What's wrong with being so dreadful about a sex object? (SOME THINGS)

The more I read over this entire thread, the more I am convinced I am right! (and I know!)

You other BABES are so caught up in political correctness (which is a WONDERFUL concept -- but not when it comes to sex!) that you fail to see how delightful it is to spend a few hours, or a few nights, or a weekend, as being nothing other than A SEXUAL OBJECT!!! Experentia docet.

After all . . . what else do we really live for?

Thank you, my dear friend PIERCE JAMES BOND, for spurring me to re-think this issue!

And -- remember that only a JAMES BOND, or a namesake thereof, would realize this! (why else do we Babes love him so????)

[WC]

A WOMAN?!!! A DANDY?!!! Shocking, positively shocking.

You can't just assume things like that about me. I have a reputation to live down to you know. 

One must never assume, Moore Not Less. If you take the word assume, and place a vertical line after the first three letters, a second vertical line after the fourth letter, and then read the result, you will see what I mean.

That sounds distinctly like one of Bond's cruder lines, when he wasn't quite so skilled at inviting women into bed: . You - Me?

A bit like Me Tarzan, You Jane.

Maybe CR will show Bond not quite so adept at handling the lines, when he was still a bit more rough around the edges.

[Dalton's Wendy]

One must never assume, Moore Not Less. If you take the word assume, and place a vertical line after the first three letters, a second vertical line after the fourth letter, and then read the result, you will see what I mean.

That sounds distinctly like one of Bond's cruder lines, when he wasn't quite so skilled at inviting women into bed: . You - Me?

And just when I thought it was safe to post on the forum this morning, you,WELSHCAT, you purple genius, crack me up with laughter!

[WC]

One must never assume, Moore Not Less. If you take the word assume, and place a vertical line after the first three letters, a second vertical line after the fourth letter, and then read the result, you will see what I mean.

That sounds distinctly like one of Bond's cruder lines, when he wasn't quite so skilled at inviting women into bed: . You - Me?

And just when I thought it was safe to post on the forum this morning, you,WELSHCAT, you purple genius, crack me up with laughter!

Man's laughter?

[Dalton's Wendy]

And just when I thought it was safe to post on the forum this morning, you,WELSHCAT, you purple genius, crack me up with laughter!

Man's laughter?

Well, I walked right into that one, didn't I?

[Moore Not Less]

[quote name='Dalton's Wendy' date='18 November 2005 - 03:59'][quote name='Moore Not Less' date='17 November 2005 - 14:21']A WOMAN?!!! A DANDY?!!! Shocking, positively shocking.

You can't just assume things like that about me. I have a reputation to live down to you know.

[Alessandra]

Dreadful about being a sex object? What's wrong with being so dreadful about a sex object? (SOME THINGS)

The more I read over this entire thread, the more I am convinced I am right! (and I know!)

You other BABES are so caught up in political correctness (which is a WONDERFUL concept -- but not when it comes to sex!) that you fail to see how delightful it is to spend a few hours, or a few nights, or a weekend, as being nothing other than A SEXUAL OBJECT!!! Experentia docet.

After all . . . what else do we really live for?

Thank you, my dear friend PIERCE JAMES BOND, for spurring me to re-think this issue!

And -- remember that only a JAMES BOND, or a namesake thereof, would realize this! (why else do we Babes love him so????)

ahem ahem!! you keep forgetting about ME Wendy darling... since I.. said the exact same thing as you!!
I would use one word for spending some quality time as a sexual object: liberating!
It actually is deliriously fantastic to be lost... in lust! lol
And seriously, one of the things that fascinates me more about our JAMES BOND is that he perfecly gets the point on this, and can exactly understand what a woman wants, when.. and HOW TO DELIVER PROPERLY! andthat is what makes a man... the perfect sexual object!

[Alessandra]

now where are all the Babes and Bond guys here??
nobody is replying to some juicy topics!!! how! why! outrageous! lol
I am awaiting your opinions ladies and gentlemen... meantime, I'll take off the golden nail polish and replace it with Chanel's Tango colour, which is the one I normally use. (a light red, WITH some little golden shades in it)
Bond jr really loves it, and... we aim to please! so...

Well, as soon as I saw the word "juicy" my attention span increased dramatically.

I don't normally use golden nail polish or Chanel's Tango colour. I normally have "Essence of Mud". It's dark, it sticks like **** and it's easy to wash off.

Aren't I a journalist for a reason... there ARE words that can have magical effects on readers! lol
Welcome Moore dear! (huh oh.. is it YOU? you the "I may have to check those protuberances" one?? if so.. well HIIIIIII AND of course we'll tell the story to the rest of the Babes and Hunks here... who will be thrilled to listen I'm sure!

Yes, Alessandra. It is YOU?......Er, I mean me. Indeed those protuberances will be getting a very close "hands on" inspection at the first possible opportunity. I will leave you to tell the rest of the story to the Babes and Hunks here.

Make sure you keep them "abreast" of the situation.

Darling! I knew it was you... your resemblance to Roger betrays you whenever you utter a few words! lol
now now... the protuberances inspection..
As you Babes and Hunks may know, Casino Royale involves a certain Babe, named Vesper Lynd.
It is probably known to most of you that Fleming indulges in a description of said protuberances when he talks about Vesper.. to which of course, the Hunks never would object!
Based on said description, someone said they were not sure Giovanna Mezzogiorno would fit the bill.
So... I had to do something to defend the other Babe from such ignominous accusations.... and I posted THIS:


which prompted our noble Moore not Less to come to the rescue of Giovanna, when a user stated : aren't those protuberances splendid? well I'd say so!
Moore, for the gentleman he is, couldn't resist helping the Babe, so he replied:

"Well, your opinion could be biased. So, in the interest of fair play and impartiality I will avail myself and give those "protuberances" a very close "hands on" inspection.

I may be gone for quite some time."

That was the moment when I learnt that this guy actually is..Roger Moore!

Edited by Alessandra, 18 November 2005 - 11:20 PM.

[Dalton's Wendy]

ahem ahem!! you keep forgetting about ME Wendy darling... since I.. said the exact same thing as you!!
I would use one word for spending some quality time as a sexual object: liberating!

YIKES!!! You are RIGHT, Ale, darling! I forgot that YES, of course, you agreed with me. I think I've been spending too much time with certain demoralizing members who shall remain nameless BUT THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!!

I think I'm just so used to being defensive around other females with regard to my "outrageous" viewpoint, that I forgot that one actually agreed with me!

Apologies, ALE, carissima! Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!

Edited by Dalton's Wendy, 18 November 2005 - 11:34 PM.

[Dalton's Wendy]

I don't believe that I am acquainted with your dear friend, Marie-France. At least, that name doesn't ring any bells with me.

Marie-France Vienne, who sometimes goes by the nom de plume of LADY TEMPLAR: a talented and delightful lady who operates the official website of Sir Roger Himself.

[WC]

now where are all the Babes and Bond guys here??
nobody is replying to some juicy topics!!! how! why! outrageous! lol
I am awaiting your opinions ladies and gentlemen... meantime, I'll take off the golden nail polish and replace it with Chanel's Tango colour, which is the one I normally use. (a light red, WITH some little golden shades in it)
Bond jr really loves it, and... we aim to please! so...

Well, as soon as I saw the word "juicy" my attention span increased dramatically.

I don't normally use golden nail polish or Chanel's Tango colour. I normally have "Essence of Mud". It's dark, it sticks like **** and it's easy to wash off.

Aren't I a journalist for a reason... there ARE words that can have magical effects on readers! lol
Welcome Moore dear! (huh oh.. is it YOU? you the "I may have to check those protuberances" one?? if so.. well HIIIIIII AND of course we'll tell the story to the rest of the Babes and Hunks here... who will be thrilled to listen I'm sure!

Yes, Alessandra. It is YOU?......Er, I mean me. Indeed those protuberances will be getting a very close "hands on" inspection at the first possible opportunity. I will leave you to tell the rest of the story to the Babes and Hunks here.

Make sure you keep them "abreast" of the situation.

Darling! I knew it was you... your resemblance to Roger betrays you whenever you utter a few words! lol
now now... the protuberances inspection..
As you Babes and Hunks may know, Casino Royale involves a certain Babe, named Vesper Lynd.
It is probably known to most of you that Fleming indulges in a description of said protuberances when he talks about Vesper.. to which of course, the Hunks never would object!
Based on said description, someone said they were not sure Giovanna Mezzogiorno would fit the bill.
So... I had to do something to defend the other Babe from such ignominous accusations.... and I posted THIS:


which prompted our noble Moore not Less to come to the rescue of Giovanna, when a user stated : aren't those protuberances splendid? well I'd say so!
Moore, for the gentleman he is, couldn't resist helping the Babe, so he replied:

"Well, your opinion could be biased. So, in the interest of fair play and impartiality I will avail myself and give those "protuberances" a very close "hands on" inspection.

I may be gone for quite some time."

That was the moment when I learnt that this guy actually is..Roger Moore!

Well, you know the expression - taste and see (or suck it and see)!

I'd love for Giovanna to be Vesper. She has the perfect look in my book!

[WC]

ahem ahem!! you keep forgetting about ME Wendy darling... since I.. said the exact same thing as you!!
I would use one word for spending some quality time as a sexual object: liberating!

YIKES!!! You are RIGHT, Ale, darling! I forgot that YES, of course, you agreed with me. I think I've been spending too much time with certain demoralizing members who shall remain nameless BUT THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!!

I do, I do!

[Dalton's Wendy]

I'd love for Giovanna to be Vesper. She has the perfect look in my book! 

As Dr. Alfred Kinsey said regarding the sex maniac . . .

[Dalton's Wendy]

YIKES!!! You are RIGHT, Ale, darling!  I forgot that YES, of course, you agreed with me.  I think I've been spending too much time with certain demoralizing members who shall remain nameless BUT THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!! 

I do, I do!

There's an old saying that goes, "on the head of the theif, the hat burns . . ."

[Dalton's Wendy]

No doubt about it ... Giovanna  ... e una bella bella donna veramente !!

Di dove??? 

Speaks pretty good Italian for a mangia-cake, doesn't he, folks?

Ah -- where is tonymascia1 when we need him most?

[Hitch]

Just a little bit more fun...

The Golden Section

She really shouldn

[Dalton's Wendy]

[quote name='Hitch' date='18 November 2005 - 20:41']Just a little bit more fun...

The Golden Section

Edited by Dalton's Wendy, 20 November 2005 - 04:32 PM.

[Hitch]

Mills and Boon: a far deadlier duo than Wint and Kidd.

[WC]

Mills and Boon: a far deadlier duo than Wint and Kidd.

Well if Wint and Kidd were writing romance novels, or Bond novels, I'd hate to imagine the kind of scenarios they might come up with! Bond holding hands with Felix, or something similar?

[Moore Not Less]

Darling! I knew it was you... your resemblance to Roger betrays you whenever you utter a few words! lol
now now... the protuberances inspection..
As you Babes and Hunks may know, Casino Royale involves a certain Babe, named Vesper Lynd.
It is probably known to most of you that Fleming indulges in a description of said protuberances when he talks about Vesper.. to which of course, the Hunks never would object!
Based on said description, someone said they were not sure Giovanna Mezzogiorno would fit the bill.
So... I had to do something to defend the other Babe from such ignominous accusations.... and I posted THIS:


which prompted our noble Moore not Less to come to the rescue of Giovanna, when a user stated : aren't those protuberances splendid? well I'd say so!
Moore, for the gentleman he is, couldn't resist helping the Babe, so he replied:

"Well, your opinion could be biased. So, in the interest of fair play and impartiality I will avail myself and give those "protuberances" a very close "hands on" inspection.

I may be gone for quite some time."

That was the moment when I learnt that this guy actually is..Roger Moore!

What a handsome craft you are, Alessandra. Such lovely lines.

I can exclusively reveal to you that I am not Roger Moore, but I wouldn't mind if I was. Seeing as I am a long time fan of Roger's, it would appear that some of his personality has rubbed off on me.

Maybe you should also tell the Babes and Hunks here about your Italian friend Myrddin? Ah ah ah......Ole Myrddin has had a thing about vaseline lately. Do you use vaseline, Alessandra?

[Moore Not Less]

I don't believe that I am acquainted with your dear friend, Marie-France. At least, that name doesn't ring any bells with me.

Marie-France Vienne, who sometimes goes by the nom de plume of LADY TEMPLAR: a talented and delightful lady who operates the official website of Sir Roger Himself.

Yes, Wendy. I do know Marie-France Vienne by the nom de plume of LADY TEMPLAR. And I know of her involvement in Sir Roger's official website. I must congratulate her because it really is a first rate website.

[Dalton's Wendy]

I don't believe that I am acquainted with your dear friend, Marie-France. At least, that name doesn't ring any bells with me.

Marie-France Vienne, who sometimes goes by the nom de plume of LADY TEMPLAR: a talented and delightful lady who operates the official website of Sir Roger Himself.

Yes, Wendy. I do know Marie-France Vienne by the nom de plume of LADY TEMPLAR. And I know of her involvement in Sir Roger's official website. I must congratulate her because it really is a first rate website.

In behalf of Lady Templar, I thank you, M N L, and I shall also pass your lovely message on to her so that she may reply to you herself!

[Lady Templar]

Hello everyone on this great topic. Dalton's Wendy Mrs. dALTON

Edited by Lady Templar, 21 November 2005 - 12:33 AM.

[Dalton's Wendy]

[quote name='Lady Templar' date='20 November 2005 - 19:17']Hello everyone on this great topic. Dalton's Wendy Mrs. dALTON

Edited by Dalton's Wendy, 21 November 2005 - 05:25 AM.