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Things Bond wouldn't say game!

Started by Bishop , Mar 28 2005 03:03 AM

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#421 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 12:36 AM

"Let me introduce XXX. No, the other XXX."

#422 jaguar007

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 01:06 AM

Bond is being held captive by Blofeld. He reaches into the pocket of his tuxcedo and pulls out his cell phone.

Blofeld gazes at Bond and says "Mr. Bond, don't tell me that your cell phone is in reality a deadly device"

Bond replies, "no, I just need to text my vote into American Idol"

#423 Mr Malcolm

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 07:30 PM

'Who does that bloody Shirley Bassey think she is?!'

#424 JB007YH

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 07:35 PM

Bond to a bond girl- "before we go any further, i must let all my partners know that I have ghonerea."

#425 Jaws0178

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 09:27 PM

To M in Thunderball

:: Pouting:: Waaahhh! But I don't wanna go to Canada. It's cold.

#426 Qwerty

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 12:57 PM

"She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me. She loves..."

#427 killkenny kid

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 02:41 AM

"What a wonderful tan, Felix."

#428 MillesGloriosus

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 06:41 PM

50 cent's new album is off the chain!

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 07:41 PM

"Oh dear me. You ate the last Fruit Truffle....how dare....JUdo CHOP!"

#430 Mr Malcolm

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 09:08 PM

'Look darling! I shaved them just for you!'

#431 Red Renard

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 09:12 PM

"I'd murder a curry!"

#432 Qwerty

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 10:20 PM

"If at first you don't succeed, Mr. Kidd..."

#433 TortillaFactory

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 12:47 AM

*to bicyclists in GE*
"Oh, damn! Sorry! Didn't see ya! Y'all okay?"

"I dunno, I've just been kinda down lately."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!" *pause* "Well, anyway, got that outta my system."

*to May Day*
"So...what are you benchin'? Like 120 or something?"

"I wish we had some marshmallows."

"Wanna make out?"

#434 Sir Hugo

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 09:23 PM

'Yes, please I'll have a Coke.'

'Sorry, I'd rather not. Smoking can destroy one's lungs, you know.'

#435 Jaws0178

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 11:49 PM

"She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me. She loves..."


Actually, he did say that, sorta

"Man, that Colin Salmon makes me think of lunch!!"

Edited by Jaws0178, 18 April 2006 - 11:50 PM.

#436 killkenny kid

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 04:28 PM

I am 16 going on 17.

#437 Jaws0178

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 03:36 AM

I listen to Show Tunes. ( Sorry, there is a golf game that has a caddy that sounds a little like Sean Connery)

#438 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 03:37 AM

"Missed it by THAT much, M!"

#439 Bryce (003)

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 04:00 AM

*to a furious Felix walking in on himself and Cedar*

"Hey! Her idea! What kind of father are you letting her walk around in lingerie like that?"

*gestures to Cedar's lower back tattoo*

" 'Smile James'...I'm supposed to ignore that?"

#440 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 07:19 AM

This one's for Joyce:
"I know how toast works!"


Wonderful! :D Here's one for you, TF:

"I'm quite girly, actually, y'see." :tup:

Oh, and just for Joyce:

"FRENCH MAID'S OUTFIT!" :D


*throws shoe*

And now one for Bryce:

"M, the shaving cream bomb in 006's office and me giggling like a girl in the elevator are two entirely unrelated things."

#441 Jaws0178

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 12:37 AM

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty. Sing it with me, Alec!"

Joyce's made me think of that one

Edited by Jaws0178, 26 April 2006 - 12:38 AM.

#442 Bryce (003)

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 01:55 AM

And now one for Bryce:

"M, the shaving cream bomb in 006's office and me giggling like a girl in the elevator are two entirely unrelated things."


I actually said that to Dave once.

:tup:

BOT -

Bond holds up tattered sweatshirt with "I ate the worm at Tequila Joe's" printed across the front.

"Hey, Felix bought it for me last time I was in Texas...It's sentimental....and I earned it!"

#443 killkenny kid

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 10:34 PM

"Sydney, can I hold my grandaughter?"

#444 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 10:35 PM

"The name's Bryce, John Bryce."

#445 Bryce (003)

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 12:16 AM

"The name's Bryce, John Bryce."


Actually BC, he did say that in the LALD novel.

*stomps feet and sulks out of Q Branch*

"But I want MY Bentley....Stupid M and his dumb orders...*grumble grumble grumble*"

#446 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 02:48 AM


"The name's Bryce, John Bryce."


Actually BC, he did say that in the LALD novel.

Oops! :tup:

Well spotted 003. :D

#447 Qwerty

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 03:08 AM

'Oops. I did it again, baby.'

#448 Jaws0178

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 06:45 AM

On that same thread, Q.

"Very shagadelic, baby. Yeah!"

(Although if Bryce were Bond, I wouldn't put it past him. Taking a Dom Perignon to bed with him. Shame, shame!)

(( Read the thread in General Bond discussion by Randle and some of you will understand))

#449 Santa

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 06:50 AM

"Man, I feel like a woman..."

"Ouch, this underwiring really digs in uncomfortably."

"No, let me try the pink gloss, red lippy makes my mouth look too big."

#450 Mr Malcolm

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 03:46 PM

'I bet I can eat this banana all in one go!'
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