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[Mr Malcolm]

'Have you got these briefs in paisley?'

'I tell you, that Daniel Craig really gets my juices flowing!'

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"I like Harry Potter"

[killkenny kid]

"Welcome to the Rock!"......oh, sorry he did.

[Bon-san]

"Put it all in a savings bond."

[killkenny kid]

"Vesper, put sometime on."

[Bon-san]

"If it's all the same sir, I'd like to pass on the Jamaican job as I've got a mountain of paperwork to address."

[Qwerty]

"Excuse me, Moneyp-ppeny, I believe you have my stapp-pler..."

[Joyce Carrington]

"Candy floss, anyone?"

[TortillaFactory]

"I woke up, you weren't there, I hate that."

This one's for Joyce:

"I know how toast works!"

[MillesGloriosus]

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!

[Bryce (003)]

*rolling eyes*

"Here we go again.....I'M a SPY. (pacing and ranting as hot babe sits on edge of bed, arms crossed staring at the floor pissed off) - Just because we have sex doesn't mean I won't have sex with evil girls. I mean, you're a naughty little tart and all in your own right, but I'm talking really evil girls...that generally work for really evil guys or are married to them or something...and I've learned over the years that only very rarely does it backfire or almost get me killed....and besides some of these girls can really get their freak on...and...um...er...I'm sleeping in the hallway, aren't I?"

*hot babe simply points at the door*

It's MY suite ya' Know!

*ashtray shatters against wall and Bond ducks dashing out door*

Oh, and just for Joyce:

"FRENCH MAID'S OUTFIT!"

[MillesGloriosus]

Dick, you're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men? We punish them. Dick, you've just entered... The Xander Zone!

[bondrocks14]

While the Bush family (the bean brand) is famous for their beans and will never give their secret family recipe...likewise the Bond family is famous for their keish and would never give their secret family recipe. LOL!!!!

[killkenny kid]

"Did you tivo, Alias for me?"

[MillesGloriosus]

Hamburgers: The Cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

[Monsieur B]

In 'Sir Roger' fashion as seen in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story:

*Bond standing by his phone in his Chelsea flat*

"Why hasn't he called yet? It's been TWO days. God, I want to talk to him SO much. OK. Be cool, be cool."

*Bond rushes to the phone and quickly dials the number -- rings once, hangs up*

"Damn!"

[killkenny kid]

Birdie Num Num.

[Orion]

would you like some fries with that

diddly

the taps in the toilet are faulty but luckily it's not urine so it won't stain

Villain:prepare to die Mr Bond
Bond:Bollocks to that i'm outa here

[ThunderhearT]

"why didnt brokeback mountain win an oscar?"

[Mr Malcolm]

'Oh my God, you have to see this, it's so funny! This woman just shot a ping-pong ball out herself!'

[scottright]

"More marshmallows for my cocoa, please"

"Doctor, will a topical cream clear this up?"

"Shut up and shoot me, will ya?"

"I can't quit you, Q"

""Diet Coke, please"

"Man, Celine Dion! YES!"

[Tanger]

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[Genrewriter]

"Well Q, it turned out I didn't need that gadget you gave me so here it is, all in one piece and in perfect working order."

"God you look good this morning, M. Mmm."

[Jaws0178]

Okay, Genre, you do have to remember, as Miranda Frost put it, he is a "womanizer."

Rather than:
Patient: What the hell do you want? I don't need a wheelchair.
James Bond: No?
[punches him]
James Bond: You do now

How about:
Patient: What the hell do you want? I don't need a wheelchair.
James Bond: Well, I'll be. You're right. I must have the wrong room. Please sir, accept my heartfelt apologies.

And yes, I copied it off the IMDB, and no thats not the line, but there's that rather annoying thingcalled a "profanity filter"

Edited by Jaws0178, 06 April 2006 - 08:22 PM.

[Qwerty]

'I'm a bitch for authority, M.'

[Jaws0178]

Yeah, baby!

[killkenny kid]

The Yank-keys win.

[Mr Malcolm]

'I say! I've got thrush!'

'Dammit! I've got crabs too!'

[RITZ]

Pass me the keys to my bimma

[shady ginzo]

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.