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[Daddy Bond]

"Sorry, I have nothing to wear for a formal occassion."

"Waiter, I'll have red wine with my fish. No, make that a Bud Light."

"Actually, I'm not British, I'm from Chicago. The accent's fake."

"Women? Must we always talk about women?"

"How does that gadget work?"

"Man! My hair's all messed up! Oh well."

"Yeah, seems I can't eat without getting something on my tie."

"Oooops!"

"I'm in it for the money!"

"On my days off, I play a lot of video games. Oh, I also like to go bowling."

"How do you tie a Windsor?"

"You're going to kill me RIGHT NOW? You're not going to walk away and leave me alone to escape?"

"His name's really Richard Kiel. He's just an actor and he doesn't really kill people."

"Stop playing that irritating theme music everytime I do something cool! I can't concentrate!"

"Oh, yeah! You don't like my tux? Well, I'm going to shoot you and make you bleed all through your gun barrel! Get me REALLY mad and I'll put a bullet right down your gun barrel! I'll kill you and ruin your gun at the same time! Think I can't, tough guy?"

"Wow! This sure is high up! My knees are shaking!"

"I can't fly that thing!"

"Can you translate that for me? I flunked all my foreign language classes."

Sitting, playing cards at the Casino, humming "You gotta know when to fold 'em,..." by Kenny Rogers.

Connery as Bond: "Pink tie? You must be joking" Bond's Tailor: "I never joke about fashion, 007."

Q: "These are the keys to your beautiful new car." Bond: "But, Q, A 1985 Plymouth Reliant K?" Q: "We've waisted too many exotic cars on you, 007. This will get you where you're going."

"I like armpit hair on a woman!" - oh, maybe he did say that in AVTAK!

"I'm to old to be running around like this!"

[Jaws0178]

Ergh! I hate the profanity censor!

Has anyone played that game: Goldeneye Rogue Agent?

Edited by Jaws0178, 28 April 2006 - 06:37 PM.

[killkenny kid]

"O.K. Le Chiffre, Take your best shot."

[killkenny kid]

"I am not my hair!"

[Qwerty]

"Hey, let's get freaky, emmmkay?"

[killkenny kid]

"It's beer, hooray bear."

[killkenny kid]

"Papa was a rolling stone." what? what did you say?... He did? Oh, ok.

[killkenny kid]

"I want my baby back, baby back."

[Bryce (003)]

"Hey Quarrel...Puff-puff, give! *cough* *hack* Ooooo...It does look like a dragon."

"Cheap hooker picked up at the bar - $200, Motel 6 room under Felix's name - $62.75, Pack of condoms and two 40's of Coors Light at the mini-mart - $9.27, Having a quickie, cheap buzz from the brew and making it back to the inn before Vesper wakes up...Priceless."

"Damn I look good in a tux!"

"So I lured you into bed just to get information and escape. God! It's not like I tried to kill you or anything....What?"

"I'll tell you anything you want to know and even some stuff you don't...Just leave my balls out of this. No....Really!"

"If Bryce parks in my spot one more time...So help me...."

"Well...That is a pretty cool plan for world domination...But exactly HOW do you expect to get a monkey in the Oval Office smart guy? *looks at portrait of GWB* OK....Ahead of me on that point, but what about the nerve gas part then?"

"So the world's safe, the bad guys are dead and you and I have nowhere to be...Five words Darling 'All. You. Can. Eat. Sizzler.' "

"M, it's to you. Either you call or the blouse comes off or you've got to take a shot of the Yaeger."

"That's not my weed!....It's Moneypenny's!"

"'Commanderbond.net'? There's a few wankers, but they're a good lot."

[Joyce Carrington]

Okay.

Most of those just had me on the floor.

I said, 'most'!

[TortillaFactory]

"Ooh - really? It's broken? Well, I'd better rest up for a few months, then!"

"God, I missed you, Felix."

A few internet memes for good measure:
(tell me the image of Bond saying these doesn't make you smile)

"My hed iz pastede on yey!"

"JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!"

"Everyone's gay for Bridget."

[Jim]

"Hey Quarrel...Puff-puff, give! *cough* *hack* Ooooo...It does look like a dragon."

"Cheap hooker picked up at the bar - $200, Motel 6 room under Felix's name - $62.75, Pack of condoms and a two 40's of Coors Light at the mini-mart - $9.27, Having a quickie, cheap buzz from the brew and making it back to the inn before Vesper wakes up...Priceless."

"Damn I look good in a tux!"

"So I lured you into bed just to get information and escape. God! It's not like I tried to kill you or anything....What?"

"I'll tell you anything you want to know and even some stuff you don't...Just leave my balls out of this. No....Really!"

"If Bryce parks in my spot one more time...So help me...."

"Well...That is a pretty cool plan for world domination...But exactly HOW do you expect to get a monkey in the Oval Office smart guy? *looks at portrait of GWB* OK....Ahead of me on that point, but what about the nerve gas part then?"

"So the world's safe, the bad guys are dead and you and I have nowhere to be...Five words Darling 'All. You. Can. Eat. Sizzler.' "

"M, it's to you. Either you call or the blouse comes off or you've got to take a shot of the Yaeger."

"That's not my weed!....It's Moneypenny's!"

"'Commanderbond.net'? There's a few wankers, but they're a good lot."

Is there anybody left who hasn't read the Casino Royale script?

[Agent 76]

"Moneypenny can you call a taxi for me, please?"

[ThunderhearT]

sorry your not my type

[killkenny kid]

"You ever dance with the devil, in the pale moonlight?"

[Bon-san]

"Hey Quarrel...Puff-puff, give! *cough* *hack* Ooooo...It does look like a dragon."

"Cheap hooker picked up at the bar - $200, Motel 6 room under Felix's name - $62.75, Pack of condoms and a two 40's of Coors Light at the mini-mart - $9.27, Having a quickie, cheap buzz from the brew and making it back to the inn before Vesper wakes up...Priceless."

"Damn I look good in a tux!"

"So I lured you into bed just to get information and escape. God! It's not like I tried to kill you or anything....What?"

"I'll tell you anything you want to know and even some stuff you don't...Just leave my balls out of this. No....Really!"

"If Bryce parks in my spot one more time...So help me...."

"Well...That is a pretty cool plan for world domination...But exactly HOW do you expect to get a monkey in the Oval Office smart guy? *looks at portrait of GWB* OK....Ahead of me on that point, but what about the nerve gas part then?"

"So the world's safe, the bad guys are dead and you and I have nowhere to be...Five words Darling 'All. You. Can. Eat. Sizzler.' "

"M, it's to you. Either you call or the blouse comes off or you've got to take a shot of the Yaeger."

"That's not my weed!....It's Moneypenny's!"

"'Commanderbond.net'? There's a few wankers, but they're a good lot."

Is there anybody left who hasn't read the Casino Royale script?

I haven't.

[Jaws0178]

"Yoo hoo. I'll make ya famous"

[killkenny kid]

"I'm Tony Sinclair, ready to tanqueray?"

[Mr Malcolm]

Oh for God's sake, luv, what did you eat?! Couldn't you have washed it first?

Edited by Mr Malcolm, 18 June 2006 - 06:14 PM.

[killkenny kid]

I like to move it, move it.

[Qwerty]

Pop goes the weasel.

[Craig'sGIrl]

Not tonight. I have a headache.

[Taylor]

"Never argue with a woman. They're always right."

oh wait!

[Joyce Carrington]

"Deary me, I'm tipsy."

[Lazenby880]

"Never argue with a woman. They're always right."

oh wait!

Very good.

Tracy: 'Do anything you like. And tell me what you like and what you would like from me. Be rough with me. Treat me like the lowest whore in creation. Forget everything else. No questions. Take me.'

Bond: 'The lowest whore? Okay then, let me pee on you.'

Tracy: 'Er...'

[Bon-san]

'I like big butts and I cannot lie...'

[Mr Malcolm]

Who's yer daddy? WHO's yer daddy?

[DaveBond21]

In GF:-


Colonel Smithers - "Would anyone like another glass of this rather disappointing brandy?"

Bond - "Oooh, you bitch!!! M is gonna slap you for that....."



also, I like any of the suggestions with "yucky" in them! The idea of Bond saying "Urghhh....yucky!!!" makes me laugh...

[Qwerty]

'I've had it with these mother ing snakes on this mother ing plane!'

[quiller]

my piles are givin me gyp today

whoops!

whoops!