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[Mr Malcolm]

'Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want, don't tell me whacha want, whacha really really want...'

[Tinfinger]

"I'd like a #2 hamburger, a Route 44 Coke, and tator tots...and could you put cheese on the tator tots? Thanks."

[Skudor]

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps mate, and make sure you give me some decent head!

[Renard]

"She loves me! YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!" *singing*

[ACE]

DaltonBond: "Moneypenny. Secure line, here. Can ye tape Eastenders for me?"

[Bon-san]

"That Derek Flint sure is one cool dude!"

[Santa]

"My ring stings."

[Judo chop]

What time is "Desperate Housewives" on tonight?

[Santa]

"I really fancy that bird off Eastenders."

[Skudor]

Do you have that model in pink?

[Santa]

"By 'eck, these Y-fronts really chafe me bollocks."

[Kingdom Come]

What the hell am I doin keeping the British end up? I'm Irish, look what they did to us hundreds of years ago. Bugger this for a game of soldiers.

[Jaws0178]

To Tatiana Romanova's comment about her mouth "being too big"
Holy crap, you're right. Your mouth is huge!

Todd

[Bon-san]

"Extra cheese"

[Jaws0178]

Phu-Yuck. This stuff is great!!

I'll have a saurian brandy on the rock, and none of that synthehol crap. (Star Trek fans know what I mean.)

[shady ginzo]

", I'm out of ammo"
or
"Damn, I am in great peril and i don't seem to have a gadget on me suitable for this particular scenario"
or
"good morning darling, what would you like for breakfast?"

Edited by shady ginzo, 14 February 2006 - 03:13 AM.

[Jaws0178]

Blast, they don't have any bologna. Pooh

[Bring Back Valentin]

"Personal vendetta?!? M, let me assure you I would never jeopardize the integrity of the fine institution that is MI-6 and am personally offended that you would accuse me of undertaking such a vile and unscrupulous act!"

"Jeff Gordon's going to go all the way this year; I've even got a #24 sticker on the Aston!"

[Bryce (003)]

*bleary eyed in Amsterdam stumbling into a Taco Bell at 4am*

NACHOS!

[TortillaFactory]

"good morning darling, what would you like for breakfast?"

Much more likely would be a Family Guy - esque exchange:

Girl: Glenn, I have a question for you...what do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I have a question for you...why are you still here?

BOT, but still on the FG jag:

"You look like Snoopy and it makes me smile."

[Joyce Carrington]

*bleary eyed in Amsterdam stumbling into a Taco Bell at 4am*

NACHOS!

Do we even have a Taco Bell here?

LOL.

"I have smelly toes."

[Santa]

"How many calories are there in that dish?"

[Skudor]

"My name is Bond. James Bond. I'm an alcholic."

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Can't WOOP handle this one?"

[Jaws0178]

"aww, come on! I gotta go back to Switzerland! I'll be right back. :: Walks into bathroom:: (If you've seen the HBO special that Damon Wayans did, you'll understand.)

[Quartermaster007]

"Especially when you're bad."

Oh, wait...

[Judo chop]

"Mmmm... excellent. I see that you are serving that baby her formula at precisely the correct temperature - 36.2 degrees Celcius."

Edited by Judo chop, 21 February 2006 - 06:29 PM.

[Reflectionist]

"No thank you darling, i don't want to have sex today."

(to Judi Dench) "let's Do it!"

And...

"Fo shizzle my nizzle"

[-->phil]

"Baccarat? No, let's play snap."

"Ah, my watch required to save the world appears to be out of battery."

"Get undressed...I'm just going for a quick poo."

"Never again." ho ho ho

[Qwerty]

Welcome to CBn, phil.