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Things Bond wouldn't say game!


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#301 ComplimentsOfSharky

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 11:24 PM

"Do you have a condom?"

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Well, it is admittingly brought up in Death Is Forever.

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Gardner doesn't count. :tup:

#302 TortillaFactory

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 12:49 AM

The proper time for this is our wedding night.


Sorry, was thinking of the novel. Yes, you're right - very gentlemanly of him and all. Still - odd.

it is admittingly brought up


Everyone, take a moment to enjoy this phrase out of context.

Hee.

BOT:

"What? Sharks? A shark tank in the floor? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! WHOEVER WROTE THIS SCRIPT SHOULD *DIE*!"

Edited by TortillaFactory, 09 November 2005 - 12:51 AM.


#303 Qwerty

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 04:49 AM

Everyone, take a moment to enjoy this phrase out of context.

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LOL! Naughty.

#304 killkenny kid

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Posted 10 November 2005 - 04:33 AM

"Steele here."

#305 Mr Malcolm

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Posted 11 November 2005 - 01:36 PM

'Well, hi there big boy! How about it?'

'Le Chiffre, m'dear, have you ever tried tea-bagging instead?'

'I won! I won! Woo-hoo! And you didn't! Na-na-na-na-na!!!'

#306 killkenny kid

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Posted 11 November 2005 - 02:28 PM

Where is my Michael Bolton cd?

#307 killkenny kid

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 02:59 AM

He'll knock you to tomorrow, Rock.

#308 Qwerty

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 04:20 AM

"Cause we are living, in a material..."

#309 killkenny kid

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 01:36 PM

"Every little thing, that you say I do...."

#310 killkenny kid

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 07:48 PM

"I want happy chatty verbal diarrhea, please."

#311 killkenny kid

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 11:26 PM

They call me Mr. Glass.

#312 Darksideoftheschwartz

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 11:41 PM

From this moment on I will not drink any alcholic beverages again

#313 Taylor

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 12:41 AM

"Never argue with a woman---they're always right."

Oh wait...

#314 Scaramanga's_lady

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 05:05 AM

"Will you pass the pudding?"

#315 Qwerty

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 05:59 AM

From this moment on I will not drink any alcholic beverages again

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Welcome to CBn!

#316 killkenny kid

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 10:45 PM

The Yank-kees win. (it's a new yawk thing.) :tup:

#317 Darksideoftheschwartz

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 09:42 PM

I can't shoot this thing, I hate guns.

#318 Genrewriter

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 09:51 PM

"Sex? Nah, can't stand it. Thinking of becoming a monk as a matter of fact."

"Yes, I'll have the cheese fondue and a hot chocolate. Make sure to put extra marshmallows in it or I'll put a cigarette out in your damn eye."

#319 Streetworker

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 09:55 PM

"I want to be Robbie Williams..."

#320 Streetworker

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 09:58 PM

"D'you know what, M, I don't fancy this job. D'you mind giving it to 009 instead?"

#321 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 01:53 AM

"I want to be Robbie Williams..."

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ROFLMAO

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#322 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 01:58 AM

"Okay, I'm going to run across this catwalk a little slower this time, so one of Elliot Carver's four or five henchman can actually hit me at least one time."

One of the stupidest moments in Bond history, in my opinion.

#323 killkenny kid

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 04:00 AM

"Have a nice day."

#324 Scaramanga's_lady

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 11:50 PM

"Drive safely, kids!"

#325 killkenny kid

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 12:10 AM

"Which way did he go?"

#326 killkenny kid

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 03:06 AM

"Courage. ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth."

#327 ComplimentsOfSharky

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 03:17 AM

This is your brain.

This is your brain on Benzedrine.

No no no just playin' this is how you make the perfect dish of scrambled eggs...first you start with the...

#328 killkenny kid

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 07:44 PM

"What in the wide, wide world of sport, is going on?"

#329 Major Bloodnok

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Posted 23 November 2005 - 05:51 AM

THAT was the most painful pee I've ever taken!

Trust me- you don't want to go in there.

#330 killkenny kid

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Posted 23 November 2005 - 07:21 AM

THAT was the most painful pee I've ever taken!

Trust me- you don't want to go in there.

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:tup: :D