The film will rock. Let the naysayers enjoy the old Basil Rathbones. New blood was called for and new blood it's got. The young, and young at heart, rejoice in the air being cleared of old cobwebs and dust.
Well, it sure sounds like you fully understand what Sherlock Holmes is about, eh?
Holmes, as Doyle wrote it, does not "rock" any which way. We're not talking about a frat party.
"New blood was called for"??? ummm... by whom? Oh it must be the clamouring billions of Holmes fans who, asked for, nay, demanded, a real "Briddish kick-butt" action adventure hero that "rocks" so that they could finally hold their heads high when derided by uncomprehending friends about their cerebral, effete hero in a deerstalker...
But thanks to Hollywood and their Code of the Lowest Common Denominator, we don't have to worry about anything intelligent passing across the screen at Christmas now do we? Imagine, having to bother with all that boring, old fashioned deductive reasoning malarky and talking and stuff, when we can have fist fights, bedroom bondage encounters, the usual explosion reaction shots, and, apparently, a Christopher Lee lookalike for a Hammer Horror villain. None of these pulp elements are wrong in themselves but they're not Holmesian - more like Sexton Blake.
"Rejoice in the air being cleared of old cobwebs and dust" Ppfft. Whether you like it or not Holmes was all about deduction, logic and reason. Not gunfights, gadgets and (sadly, but truely!) scantily dressed women. As per usual with Hollywood it has "reinvented" a character by doing everything completely opposite to the original. How clever!
Instead I say:
"The mindless, and the mindless at heart, rejoice in the stupefying dumbing down of yet another icon in the name of Mammon."
Edited by Sniperscope, 21 June 2009 - 12:01 AM.