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[zencat]

[quote]Originally posted by Athena007


Just because you're sleeping with one of the judges doesn't mean... o_0 ...um... never mind Unless

[Matt O'S oo4]

Might be hard right now.

Joyce is offline for the night.

and

Xen is teaching and off line, I believe.

Might be a little while.

Sorry guys.

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[Athena007]

Us 3 girls will get to the judging a.s.a.we-get-a-moment-online-together. I'm thinking of also having each of us girls post our favorite answer from each contestant.

[Xenobia]

There is a bribe I will accept:

If one of you gents will do something very unBond and stand on the Hollywood singing "Goldfinger" you win because you were that nuts and desperate to do it.

Of course, photographic evidence will be necessary.

-- Xenobia

[Bondian]

Originally posted by Xenobia
There is a bribe I will accept:

If one of you gents will do something very unBond and stand on the Hollywood singing "Goldfinger" you win because you were that nuts and desperate to do it.  

Of course, photographic evidence will be necessary.

-- Xenobia

Hi Xen,


Bryce is a sly ol dog like Bond. But who's going to bribe there way into trying to become Bond.

I have to say that Bond is Bond. And if a person who wants to be Bond is doing an unBondly thing then they are not Bond.

Bond wouldn't sink to 'bribes' and he is also a Gentleman and doesn't do anything for the sake of it.

Bond's a Gentleman and would always assess the situation in a Gentlemanly and professional manner.

Is this Guy still in Colditz?.


Cheers,

Ian


Cheers,

Ian

[Bryce (003)]

Two actually my fine friend.

One was a door prize my Dad received when attending a fellow Scotsman birthday party and the other is a full Royal Dress Claymore reproduction that was a gift from a friend of many years on my 30th birthday.

The one Dad got is my preffered sparring weapon. I was fencing with Dad's long before DAD.

*looks at last sentence*

Yeah, that makes sense....I think....

[Bondian]

Hi Brycey,

Well, I wouldn't want to 'spar' with you. The only fencing I've done is repair work. If ya know what I mean.

I may be able to match you at 'tiddly winks', but then knowing after that OHMSS do, I'd probably ended up talking shop with Zencat.


Cheers,

Ian.

[Bryce (003)]

Watch your step Bondian....Zencat's rather protective.

[Bondian]

Hi Bryce,

Sorry, thanks. Point well taken.

Just my dumb humour.

It did look a great night though Bryce.

Who won the game anyway?.


Cheers,

Ian

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Shouldn't you and two other ladies be reviewing your submissions?

I can't speak for Lady Athena's decision, or for dear Miss Joyce's, but I suggested that we now wait to announce our decision until Monday, because you have been so eager for the results.

Haven't you heard Mr. Bryce -- good things come to those who wait.

-- Lady X

[Bondian]

Hi XEN,

We will wait till XEN!. LOL.

Cheers,

Ian

[Bryce (003)]

or those who want.

[Bondian]

Hi Bryce,

Or should we insist we know?. Or is the man not online at the moment?. The tension mounts.

Enjoying that dalwhinnie!.

Cheers,

Ian

[Bryce (003)]

*tops off Bondian's glass*

Cheers;)

[Bondian]

Hey Bryce,

A thought has just occured to me. I'm crazy, no not that.

Over here in the good ol UK we call 'the pub' the 'boozer' ( this is from a previous thread ). I think it is the cockney version, but I'm not sure.


Cheers,

Ian

[Bryce (003)]

I like the term Pub...abbreviated from the word/phrase Public House. It just sounds more inviting. To us "yanks" anyway;)

and I have been the "boozer at the boozer" once or twice - Hell, I was boozing, I can't recall - before.

Cheers!

[Xenobia]

I wish I can take credit for this line, but I can't. God Bless Michael Caine:

"Got an issue? Here's a tissue!"

-- Xenobia

[zencat]

Originally posted by Bondian
I may be able to match you at 'tiddly winks', but then knowing after that OHMSS do, I'd probably ended up talking shop with Zencat.

And that would be my pleasure, Bondian.

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Watch your step Bondian....Zencat's rather protective.

Why Mr. Bryce, I'm surprised at you. You know you have full access to the vault anytime. You're the only man I would trust handling my Casino Royale.

[Xenobia]

Good thing you said only "MAN" you would trust to handle the CR, because I seem to recall holding said novel in my hands.

Good night boys. Play nice while Xenobia is away.

And before you all say it...yes, you have to.

-- Xenobia

[Bondian]

Hi Zencat,

It would be a pleasure to me also to talk 'shop' with you.

To be honest Zen ( and I am honest ) Bryce's remark 'Zencat's rather protective' WAS because I did say a 'naughty' remark about Athena ( I wasn't being rude ) it was a stupid Ian remark. So I edited my post but Bryce left his in. If we were chatting together you may of laughed but if you signed on and saw it you would rightly could of been offended.

I wanted to let you know what Bryce's meaning was.

If you want me to say what I said I will PM it to you.


Cheers My Friend,

All the best,

Ian

[ChandlerBing]

Ever raced with a pretty girl in a red convertible down a high speed stretch of road?

Ever spent countless nights seducing the women in an all girls' complex, a la Piz Gloria?

Ever skidded a two wheeled vehicle on its side under another object without breaking a sweat or suffering road rash?

Ever conducted marathon sex sessions with some of the loveliest women in the world?

Ever had a quip for everything?

Ever had a distaste for the mundane?

OH...My....GAWD....Bing is Bond!!!!!

[Athena007]

[quote]Originally posted by ChandlerBing
OH...My....GAWD....Bing is Bond!!!!! [/quote]

Bing if you want to send in your answers... just PM Xenobia and Joyce and I... the answers you would come up with for these...

[quote]scenario #1: You're in the villain

[zencat]

Originally posted by Bondian
To be honest Zen ( and I am honest ) Bryce's remark 'Zencat's rather protective' WAS because I did say a 'naughty' remark about Athena ( I wasn't being rude ) it was a stupid Ian remark. So I edited my post but Bryce left his in. If we were chatting together you may of laughed but if you signed on and saw it you would rightly could of been offended...

No problem Bondian. It's all is good fun. And if I know Athena, she's now going to be dying to know what that comment was.

[Bondian]

Hi Zen,


Ha-ha. She would of laughed.....It was within her good sense of humour though.

All the best Zen

Cheers Matey,


Ian

[Bondian]

Hi Bing,


Go for it dude.

Good Luck,

Cheers,


Ian

[Blue Eyes]

Originally posted by Athena007


that girl in the blue dress kinda looks like me...

She's meant to be Kate Beckinsale, now second in choice to the lovely Keira Knightley.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Blue Eyes
She's meant to be Kate Beckinsale, now second in choice to the lovely Keira Knightley.

K.B. huh? I didn't see that one. Maybe I've just not seen her done up that way before

[Derringer]

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[Bondian]

Hi Derringer

All this between work?. Well that would count me out.

I meet bad Guy's every day, ie, the general public.

I like 'shark' but I'll be darned if I would want to chase one through the water's of the Bahama's.

Well I fell in love with The Statue of Liberty when I was in NYC in 1992 ) but I found her a little 'stiff' and hard to get on with.

As for the 'Training Qualification's' I am a Blackbelt in origami ( advance level ) and I have arm wrestled with a large portion of 'Calamari' ( baby octopus ) and as for a 'Head of State' I was involved with the 'Ross Perot' rally in 1992 and went to the Long Beach Arena for a conference. I was on USA television twice on the rally.

I have never tried 'freefall' because being 6'4'' I have a fear of heights
( yes, I don't like Pigmy's ) and as for 'Scuba Diving' my bath is way too small to try.

So in essence I'm no good at Bond at all. I'll just let Stuntman do those things for me.


Cheers Derringer,


Ian

p.s. I sincerely hope you and Bryce are having a good time. Or if your back, I hope you had a good time. *S*

Originally posted by Derringer

For the the scenario addenda:

1.  Candidate should report a real-life scenario involving bad guys.  If there is a love interest involved so much the better, but this is not a requirement.  Like your fictional scenario.

2.  A real-life event where the candidate suspected something was potentially dangerous and either took corrective or evasive action.  Like the fictional restaurant scenario.

3.  A real-life event where the candidate seduced a woman successfully, without having known her for more than 24 hours, and did so in an a city or country not of his residence at the time the seduction took place.  If a different city, then this city must have been at least 200 miles away from his residence at that time.

And finally, the candidate should submit "qualifications", i.e., freefall parachutist, scuba diver, ex-military, foreign language, having met foreign heads of state, etc.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Derringer -

Your serious?

You can't be!

This is fantasty and imagination.

Why don't you list all of Brosnan's experience at being an agent.

Let's see if he's aqualified to be Bond.

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