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[Matt O'S oo4]

Be careful boys.

If you go off the subject, now -

*waggles his finger at them*

-who knows what might happen?

You might be forced to...

WITHDRAW...into the shadows.

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[Bryce (003)]

Can I withdraw into the shadows with all three judges?

Could be...interesting....

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Hmmmm.....


I have been in contact with both the judges....

Bribery isn't totally out of the question.  

You can't afford me.

And as for your remark...about disappearing into the shadows...as you often tell me....

Never, ever.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Be careful, 003

Someone is not who they appear to be....

OOOOOooooooo

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[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Can I withdraw into the shadows with all three judges?

Could be...interesting....

In your dreams, Bryce. In. Your. Dreams.

Well, at least not in mine.

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce tosses roses, godiva chocolates, Bollinger and chocolate dipped strawberries along with Beluga caviar and smoked salmon in the trash*

Rats.

[Xenobia]

What can you do Bryce? Sometimes that Double-Oh charm works on no woman.

-- Xenobia

[zencat]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*Bryce tosses roses, godiva chocolates, Bollinger and chocolate dipped strawberries along with Beluga caviar and smoked salmon in the trash*

Rats.

Wait, Bryce! Don't discard that Beluga so quickly. I have a bit of influence with one of the judges. (I'll take the Bollinger too.)

[Bryce (003)]

*pulls champagne and caviar from trash*

Fish eggs for your Bond Kitty....Can I assume the champagne is for "Angelina" across the hall?

[Xenobia]

Excuse me...I think a math lesson is in order:

1 < 2

In other words...two of the judges can not be bribed...and possibly the third one can't be either.

You still lose Bryce, but really nice try. I invite you to keep trying, because maybe you can hit on something worthy after all.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Xen-how about a vintage Diet Coke commercial featuring Pierce Brosnan?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*Bryce tosses roses, godiva chocolates, Bollinger and chocolate dipped strawberries along with Beluga caviar and smoked salmon in the trash*

Rats.

Don't do that.

You'll just have 006 digging in the garbase again.

Eeeeeooo.

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[Bryce (003)]

Ooooooo.....Nice try with that one G!

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Xenobia
Excuse me...I think a math lesson is in order:  

1 < 2

In other words...two of the judges can not be bribed...and possibly the third one can't be either.  

You still lose Bryce, but really nice try.  I invite you to keep trying, because maybe you can hit on something worthy after all.

-- Xenobia

Brrrrr.

I feel a draft.

Its getting chilly here today.

Good thing I brought my Coleman kerosene overcoat.

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[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
Xen-how about a vintage Diet Coke commercial featuring Pierce Brosnan?

Xen, Xen.....

Damn...where's my smelling salts...


XEN!!!......

[Genrewriter]

I guess you can't smoke when you have it on, right?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Actually, its requtied.

Here, let me get 006 to show you how it works.

Hey...Lance...com're!

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[Genrewriter]

*Ducks huge wall of flames.*

Ooh, talk about heartburn. Well, I guess since he knows the bathroom so well, he can put himself out.

[Matt O'S oo4]

NOW your gettin the idea.

Gee, he really can run fast...whoa.

Anyway...

No luck using bribes, eh?

Hmmmm. Time for a different approach.

You're going to love this one.

They'll never see it coming...

You know what you should do?

[Genrewriter]

Eat crow and kiss-Oh wait, phone's ringing!

[Matt O'S oo4]

Nahh...nothing so obvious.

Okay, gents, here's the plan.

It will blow their minds right out of the water.

They wont know what ot do with you...

Get this....

Just...

BE HONEST!!!

Can you imagine the looks on their faces when all you do is tell the truth?

What do you think?

[Genrewriter]

My god man, that's totally mad! Mad I tell you!

Wait a second...It's crazy...But still...

IT...COULD...WORK!!!!

[Matt O'S oo4]

Your absolutely right.

Insanity of this kind IS the ONLY thing that might make a dent.

Okay, men, lets huddle up.

Time for everyone to pool their ideas.

G'mon men....we've got a job to do.

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[Bryce (003)]

I've been living in LA and working in and around the motion picture industry for over 15 years...and let me tell you....

Honesty is the foundation of Hollywood.

No....Really.....

What?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Yeah, I remember how some of those slick small town folks tried to take advantage of us that one time...

Awful.

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[Genrewriter]

OK, how high was the body count?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Immmmm, not telling.

I - I don't remember - don't know....

Oops, I do believe I've forgotten my fudge.

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[Bryce (003)]

Hopefully the judges will be rendering a decision soon.

Please ladies, I'm having dinner with the Irish kitty and off to Vegas tomorrow.

*angry Homer Simpson voice*

"Lousy small town punks....I hate them sooooo much."

[Athena007]

Originally posted by zencat
Wait, Bryce! Don't discard that Beluga so quickly. I have a bit of influence with one of the judges. (I'll take the Bollinger too.)

Just because you're sleeping with one of the judges doesn't mean... o_0 ...um... never mind Unless

[Bryce (003)]

Again.....Rats.