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[Joyce Carrington]

Note to Bryce: 006 just came running down the corridor. Not only does my door now have three bullet holes, but also some scorchmarks. Thanks, Bryce.

[Genrewriter]

I'll send somebody up, but are we sure the foam from the extinguisher won't remind him of the shaving cream and send him into a psychotic...Ahh, I see!

*Dials phone, laughing like a maniac*

[Athena007]

*Moneypenny glares at 003*
"Bryce! We seriously can not have you starting fires in here... especially setting fellow agents on fire..."
*she raises her eyebrows expecting to hear some excuse from him*

[Genrewriter]

Hey, he was only on fire for two minutes or so, the techie with the extinguisher tripped over the carpet! Anyway he's fine! A little charred around the nose and rear, but he can still work.

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
Hey, he was only on fire for two minutes or so, the techie with the extinguisher tripped over the carpet!  Anyway he's fine!  A little charred around the nose and rear, but he can still work.

'tripped' you say...? Riiiigghht.

[mattbowyer]

Can anyone here explain to those who can't sift through 33 pages what the hell this thread is about?!?!!?

[Genrewriter]

Well Joyce, technically speaking it WAS a trip, over my leg...and a chair...being pushed by 004. Heh, heh, heh.

[Joyce Carrington]

Very good, G. Very good.

[Genrewriter]

Well, one should always be certain to do a job correctly to the fullest extent.

[Bryce (003)]

Ahhh...Matt...When you get home, pour a drink (I prefer scotch) and start from page one....

There's no quick way about it.

Nice move G....

Moneypenny, a good agent must learn to "expect the unexpected".....006 is a bit slow...Ever since he stumbled back from the Africa assignment (remember: Zebra's)

I think M lets him keep his office and number out of pity.

I'm just trying to help.....

No, really.....

Speaking of which....I think I'll help myself to another scotch.

and 009, the bullet holes were your idea...

[Joyce Carrington]

I know, Bryce. The remark about the scorch marks wasn't sarcasm for a change. I REALLY like it.

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Athena007
*Moneypenny glares at 003*
"Bryce! We seriously can not have you starting fires in here... especially setting fellow agents on fire..."
*she raises her eyebrows expecting to hear some excuse from him*

But my dear Moneypenny, I thought you liked it when 003 makes your heart burn. ;-)

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

I think a little damage to the office adds to the charm, gives it that lived in loved in look.

*Pulls gun and shoots a few random holes in wall and ceiling.*

Also is one heck of a stress reliever.

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
Also is one heck of a stress reliever. ]

You got it, G. :cool:

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce casually throws knives into dartboard with picture of Kevin McClory on it*

Knives are quieter....and I happen to like the wood paneling in my office.

[Genrewriter]

Yes but on the bright side, the walls in Q-Branch are lined with steel, all those tests for new weapons make it kinda vital.

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
Yes but on the bright side, the walls in Q-Branch are lined with steel, all those tests for new weapons make it kinda vital.

That and the messes 003, 004, and 007 make of the place.

-- Xen

[Joyce Carrington]

Don't forget me, Xen. Six bullet holes on my account so far.

[Xenobia]

JC...I couldn't forget you....though I have tried very hard.

Oh 003, since you managed to hit the 2K post mark, might I suggest getting back to work now.

Congrats old boy.

-- Xen

[Joyce Carrington]

*yawns*

Logging off for the night...
Bryce: Keep up the good work with 006, and indeed... congrats with your 2000th post
Xen: A pleasure as always...
004: beep me

[DLibrasnow]

Is this a closed club or can anyone join in?

[Xenobia]

Oh by all means....it would be nice to have someone else sane waltzing around.

-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

Hmmm....well you don't want me then -- just kidding.
So are all the double-0 numbers taken or do I have to knock someone off to get one?

[Xenobia]

I think 001 isn' taken...does that belong to anyone?

-- Xen

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Xenobia
But my dear Moneypenny, I thought you liked it when 003 makes your heart burn.  ;-)

He sets my heart on fire everytime he's near me. There's such pleasure in the pain he brings.

[Xenobia]

Ah yes...that pleasant burden all women must bear.

Whoever thinks love is like a hallmark card, think again.

-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

001 I am....cool...

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Who to kill today.....hmmmm....

Awaiting instructions from M

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[Xenobia]

Breathe...

It's just 006 wanting you to walk him to the loo, in the hopes that 003 and 004 won't have at him.

-- Xenobia

PS: Speaking of...where the hell is 004?? Someone go round the pub and find him.

[DLibrasnow]

I'm on it Xen!!!

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Which pub??

[Genrewriter]

I think she meant she wants you to guard 006 while he uses the little boy's room. Hey, every agent has to start somewhere, eh? I hope you have a good pair of shoes as 006 will be needing an escort for the better part of the day. I guess he had some chili in the fridge and just forgot. On second thought, you might want to get a pair of old, tattered shoes if you're on that detail.