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[Bryce (003)]

There was a 001...but he was a d**k....Welcome aboard...

Please feel free to provide some background of your character.

004 only frequents about 30 or so pubs in greater London. Start there.

I'll start.

*Bryce goes down to pub. Has two pints*

Nope. Not here.

*orders two more pints*

[Genrewriter]

Just 30? Hmm, I would have guessed he'd have a running tab at at least fifty or so.

[Mister Asterix]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
Just 30?  Hmm, I would have guessed he'd have a running tab at at least fifty or so.

He is. But he doesn’t go to those fifty anymore because they expect him to pay.

[Genrewriter]

Ah, now it makes sense. Thanks.

*Sees 001 leading 006 to the bathroom.*

"Care for some chili?"

*006 makes a rude gesture, then breaks into a dead run for the bathroom.*

"Was it something I said?"

*Shrugs and sets to work, cleaning his gun.*

[DLibrasnow]

Thanks 003....

I think we can rule out the higher-class pubs in the area -- you know since this is 004 we are talking about

[DLibrasnow]

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Hey, I don't think 004 is in the bathroom...at least not in this one...!!

[Genrewriter]

I think you can begin your search, 001. I'll send somebody to unlo-I mean get 006 out of the bathroom later.

[DLibrasnow]

Thanks G....

**Steps into "The Rose and Crown", looks around for 004 but does not see him

Oh well, I'm sure he'll stop by here eventually

**Takes a seat and nurses a vodka martini just handed to him by Jock.

Thanks Jock, my it's quiet in here tonight!!??

[DLibrasnow]

**Makes a mental note of everyone in the bar. A girl flirting outrageously with Jock, a businessman fiddling with his palm pilot and this wierd looking character stroking a white cat while scouring over some plans with some similar wierd looking character...

White cat, white cat **001 murmers to himself**

I'm sure than means something.....

**Dismissing it 001 turns his attention back to the vodka martini and thinks of long summer evenings with Tara...

[DLibrasnow]

**Finding some loose change 001 decides to try his luck on a slot machine on the opposite end of the bar, walking past the two gents looking over the plans he cannot help but overhear one of the hushed voices say in evil glee

Those 00's will never know what hit them!!

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Note to Bryce: 006 just came running down the corridor. Not only does my door now have three bullet holes, but also some scorchmarks. Thanks, Bryce.

All things considered, you really can't blame 003 for you bullet holes, my dear miss 009.

The scortch marks, on the otherhand.....

Hmmmm.

Do you smell that.

Hey, just a minute.

003, what did 006 have for lunch?

Uh, maybe it would be best to NOT know.

Have a day.

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
Well Joyce, technically speaking it WAS a trip, over my leg...and a chair...being pushed by 004.  Heh, heh, heh.

YOU MEAN......

You really didn't want the chair....why G, you lil' ol' devil you...

Whoopsy - daisy...

Ahh, well.

004

[DLibrasnow]

**Hears the word that 004 has returned and decides to head back to the office...Passing by those two characters he notices the words TOP SECRET plastered all over the plans.


"At last we will have our revenge!" he hears the funny looking fellow stroking the white cat say.

Anxious to hear what 004 has discovered 001 heads out the door and acroos the street to his waiting Jaguar.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
Well, one should always be certain to do a job correctly to the fullest extent.

In other words, finish one bottle before moving on to the next one.

Hm.

Blah.

004

[DLibrasnow]

Hey 004, how were things today...

*001 relates the observations he made at the pub, but gets the impression 004 has more pressing matters on his mind...

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
The004 only frequents about 30 or so pubs in greater London. Start there.  I'll start.

*Bryce goes down to pub. Has two pints*

Nope. Not here.
*orders two more pints*

003 feels tap on shoulder. Glancing over, spots 004, holding a tray with 6 pints on it.

Wanker

Walks to corner booth. 003 follows. 004 pushes one of his pints to 003 so that each have five.

Both down the entire lot.

Iime elasped: 1.24 minutes.

004: Care for seconds?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by DLibrasnow
 "At last we will have our revenge!" he hears the funny looking fellow stroking the white cat say.

Anxious to hear what 004 has discovered 001 heads out the door and acroos the street to his waiting Jaguar.

Hey, Hey, HEY!!

Wow, look, look, I've got a thing of Tic-Tacs in my pocket, you can have the whole thing...PLEASE.

Revenge is NOT sweet.

OOOOOooofff

004

[Genrewriter]

*G. notices bounty on his head has risen to 8 million on the SPECTRE website.*

"Just eight? I'm worth more than eight!"

*Loads gun and goes to a cabinet in his office, removing two rocket launchers, some grenades and a machine gun*

"Of course they must know, this means war!"

[DLibrasnow]

**an explosion rocks the office and 001 looks outside his window to see white vans pull up alongside a gaping hole in the outside wall. Emblazoned in red on the side of the vehicles is the abbreviation SPECTRE and the smaller lettering "goon squad" underneath. Out from the vans pour scores upon scores of commando's rushing into the breach with machine guns blasting**

Hey G...methinks you will be able to take that up with them directly in just a few seconds!!

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce stumbles out of pub. Notices smoke rising from MI6 HQ*

Aww Hell.....

*Draws PPK and runs towards building*

[Genrewriter]

Well, saves me the gas money.

*G. goes downstairs and opens up with the machine gun, taking out several SPECTRE gunmen.*

"Evening, chaps!"

*Three goons rush him but are knocked back as 003 and 004 shoot them into the next world.*

"Thanks, guys. I see a few heading for the parking lot. Think you can handle these chaps?"

003: Sure, just take out the van."
"Certainly."

*G aims rocket launcher and destroys the van as ten gunmen head for the parking lot.*

*G. gets to parking lot and tosses a grenade, blowing up 006's car.*

"Oops."

*Three gunmen surround G. but he spin-kicks them to the ground. He shoots two of them and slams the other into the wall headfirst.*

"What's up, doc?"

*G. ducks as the remaining seven blast away at him, shredding the windows on several cars. G. gets to his Vanquish and gets in, revving up the engine. He blasts through the men, running over two of them. The others fire at him and run in hot pursuit.*

[DLibrasnow]

**Grabbing a couple of surface to air missile launchers 001 takes on a squad of commando's as they steadily make their way towards the records wing of Mi6 headquarters.

"His address, we need his address" the funny looking fellow with the cat can be seen walking in the background...

"Blimey, it's that guy from the pub" 001 yells to no one in particular.,.,

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*Draws PPK and runs towards building*

A very nice likeness, too.

Hmmm, what's that.

Oh.

Nevermind.

MI6 is on fire again?

And WE didn't even do it.

Hmmm, that's a switch.

Heeey, just a minute.

Looks at 003 and back to building.

004 is off and running with 003 toward MI6 headquarters.

004

[Genrewriter]

*G. blasts out of the parking lot and circles the block, firing a missile into the remains of the van as two of the gunmen stop to look at it.*

"Rubbernecking can kill, chaps."

*G. fires his rear end machine guns at the three men left, taking out two. The last one manages to get into an SUV and reves the engine. As he does, G. and 003 open fire at the same time. 003'sw bullets sherd the bad guy and G. obliterates him with a well placed missile.*

*G. steps out as three more SPECTRE vans screech to a halt, releasing a horde of goons into the street.*

"This could get ugly."

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by DLibrasnow
"Blimey, it's that guy from the pub" 001 yells to no one in particular.,.,

Slight pause.

003 and 004 look at each other.

I never liked it when the old 001 used to yell.

He was rabid. I had to put him down.

Would you like to put 001 down this time 003?

004

[DLibrasnow]

**Realizing it is a lost cause 001 ducks into the stairwell only to see a group of the goons descending the stairs towards him...it is only then 001 hears the swirl of rotor blades from the roof above..

"There's one of those Mi6 scum" exclaims the man at the front of the group right before a well placed slug from 001's Walther sends him slumping to the ground...

"I need backup" 001 murmers to himself.

[Blofeld's Cat]

:: BC pokes his head into this thread and is scared at what he sees ::

[DLibrasnow]

Be very afraid BC, a bit of a firestorm going on in here!!

[DLibrasnow]

**Edging his way down the stairwell 001 manages to make it to the lower level and is relieved to find it empty apart from one SPECTRE goon on guard. Easily overpowering him 001 spots a walkie talkie and leans in to listen**

[DLibrasnow]

"Get the address, get the address....I want Bond dead"

"Yes Number 1 we are entering the records room now."

"Excellent work, while you are at it grab the addresses of all 00 agents -- we can eliminate them one by one"