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[Joyce Carrington]

Back from my immensely exciting weekend... what did I miss?

[AgentHMO]

From the looks of it, not much.

Me, I wouldn't really know, what with being the sole agent in the Cheeshead Division. In fact, I'm not even an agent yet, just the recruit. Still, sometimes duty calls. Yesterday I had to quell a small disturbance of upset Packers fans by lobbing a stick of gum that turns into tear gas at them. It may be lonely here, but those "care packages" from Q certainly go a long way.

Now, if you excuse me, I have to compile another list of items for the Quartermaster. Tear gas gum, check. Psychic Soda, check (but flavors....do I want to stay with Vodka Martini Shaken Not Stirred or go with some Bollinger '81? Maybe both). Dentonite toothpaste, definitely. Rope floss, food for Snooper version 6.1, a new cocktail dress.....hey, even a recruit has to go about looking fancy at tailgates.

[Xenobia]

My God!

Packers fans? What are we doing to these new recruits!

-- Xenobia

[AgentHMO]

Originally posted by Xenobia
My God!

Packers fans?  What are we doing to these new recruits!

-- Xenobia

That's what I get for lving in Wisconsin...the funny thing is, where I live, it's roughly divided between Packers fans and Vikings fans. I show my support----by not being a fan of either.

It was ugly, I tell you. Here they were, marching up the street like zombies, moaning "Dang you, Favre!" There would have likely been some chairs damaging stuff right outside of the bar, had it not been for Agent--er, Recruit HMO. Actually, if you want to give someone the credit, give it to Q for developing the gum, now in six fantastic flavors.

[Xenobia]

When my brother Charlie was a wee lad in high school, he had friends who were NY Rangers fans, and friends who were NY Islanders fans. When he was with the Rangers fans, he was a Rangers fan. When he was with the Islanders fans, he was an Islanders fan.

One day after the Mayor's Cup game, my brother was caught between the depressed Rangers' fans, and the triumphant Islanders fans. My brother found himself being beaten for having no true opinion on who was the greater team.

Oh the things we do for fandom!

No one should have supervise the Packers fans unless they are agents.
Good thing you had that gum, HMO. Big props to Q branch for that.

In the meantime, I'd ask for backup if the Packers make it to the playoffs.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

Welcome aboard the craziest thread yet and to CBn AgentHMO - I'll be happy to think of you as an "agent";)

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Welcome aboard the craziest thread yet and to CBn AgentHMO - I'll be happy to think of you as an "agent";)

M would be happy if you would BEHAVE like an agent.

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Xenobia


M would be happy if you would BEHAVE like an agent.

-- Xenobia

Us, behaving? Oh come on, Xen!

[Xenobia]

Yes, I know, new concept, but try it sometime.

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

It would be like a week without Scotch and shaving cream at the office. No, thanks.

[Bryce (003)]

I'm not an agent...(no offense to those that are)....

I'M a Double-O

[DLibrasnow]

Originally posted by Xenobia
My God!

Packers fans?  What are we doing to these new recruits!

-- Xenobia

Uh oh....you know in Minnesota, Packers fans are definately considered enemy agents.

[DLibrasnow]

Originally posted by AgentHMO


That's what I get for lving in Wisconsin...the funny thing is, where I live, it's roughly divided between Packers fans and Vikings fans. I show my support----by not being a fan of either.

My family hosted an exchange student from Minnesota in 1988 and so I have been a Vikings fan ever since...

Of course if my fiancee has any say I will be becoming a Ravens fan!

[DLibrasnow]

Originally posted by Xenobia


M would be happy if you would BEHAVE like an agent.

-- Xenobia

Behave??? Where would the fun be in that?? <>

[Bryce (003)]

Behave????...You're loosing the battle here Xen.

*006 gets off elevator covered in remains of what appears to be birthday cake - complete with still smoking candles - Walks into office, closes door*

[Genrewriter]

Behaving is for the records department...and the cafeteria. Last thing we need is another chili debacle.

[Athena007]

Behave?!?!?!?!

NEVER!!!!!!!!

[DLibrasnow]

Behave?? <>

[Bryce (003)]

You had to mention the chili incident, didn't you G?

Then again, didn't that result in what was then being called "NUKE-O-LAX v.3.5"?

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
You had to mention the chili incident, didn't you G?

Yes, he did. It was time to spice this thread up.

-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

It must be getting late because the puns are coming out of the most unlikely places

[Genrewriter]

Since its out in the open, I might as well relate the story of the chili incident. I was having lunch with Dr. Warmflash when I heard a commotion from the kitchen. One of thwe chefs was screaming angrily in Italian as 003 and 004 insisted on letting me make my chili recipe. Reluctantly, I agreed and proceeded to prepare the ingredients. As I was putting the pot on the fire and adding three cups of habenero peppers to the chili, I was called away to the lab. Seems a techie had broken the ejector seat on 003's Jag and he was panicking. After a rather stressful argument in which Q got involved and yelled at both of us, I stormed back to the kitchen, after making a truce with the techie naturally. I found 003 stirring the pot like I asked and mentioned the incident with the techie. We naturally decided to give the techie some of the chili only 004 added three cups of generic brand laxative. Needless to say, the janitors were very displeased, 003 has some quite amusing photos of the guy in a haz-mat suit in Q-Branch, although I would guess he has burnt the evidence.

On the upside, I kept the recipe and am planning to work it into a gadget the next time we encounter SPECTRE. I should also mention that we've tested it on 006. I think 003 should relate that story though, he tells it better.

[DLibrasnow]

Hmmm....I smell a rat, or something at least...!!! !@%%$#

[Xenobia]

Finally! Someone in Allied intelligence found a weapon of mass destruction!

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Yep, and as a bonus it tastes terrific...providing you leave out the laxative part of course.

[Xenobia]

Oh, I don't know, it could taste great anyway, if you put in tabassco flavored laxatives.

Hmmmm..Tabassco flavored laxatives. Not a bad idea...

-- Xen

[Joyce Carrington]

I'd better watch out what I'm saying...

[DLibrasnow]

Sounds extremely dangerous to me....

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce relaxes at desk flipping through new issue of "Popular Spy" - 004 is on the cover posed next to his Lagonda caption reads: Firepower vs. mileage *

*Loud noise of "wind-breaking" followed by a muffled explosion*

Ahhh....006 finally sat on his couch.

*006 runs down hall with flames and smoke coming from his butt*

*presses intercom*

Moneypenny, call down to G and tell him to get someone up here with an extinguisher for 006....Again.

*Goes back to magazine*

[DLibrasnow]

Poor old 006...