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[Matt O'S oo4]

Ahhhhh.

Another tedious weekend of excess and debotchery. Blah. It must have been very good. We're still recovering.

Just kidding.

I'll never recover from that. Eeeeeooooaaaahhhrrrrrgggg.

(Say that 3 times fast)

Hmmmm.

Perhaps, our dear own Xen can elaborate on her version of self same.

Or, as they say on the street:

How was your weekend?

004

PS This is post #900 on page 31!

[Xenobia]

900/31.

Riiight.

Time you got down to business, don't you think 004.


As for me, I spent the weekend ridding my house of white noise.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Xenobia
900/31.

Riiight.
Time you got down to business, don't you think 004.
As for me, I spent the weekend ridding my house of white noise.

-- Xenobia

Excess and debotchery ARE my business.

Exptertise in all matters of handling these very things make us more capable of coping with them when the occasion arises.

White noise?

What happened. Did the Backstreet Boys invade? Do what I do. Turn on Blazing Saddles and have it running in the background.

Hmmmm.

More to come.

004

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)


Excess and debotchery ARE my business.

I only know what I read about in the papers, sir.

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)

White noise?

What happened.  Did the Backstreet Boys invade? Do what I do. Turn on Blazing Saddles and have it running in the background.

If I thought those clowns knew what Blazing Saddles is, I'd leave it on.

Not wilder about Gene are we?

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Stick to the professionals, thats for sure. But, be careful Xen, or you'll find yourself in trouble for the misuse of a govenment operative.

You know the business, at least as well as I do.

But, that's the trouble with this business. Everybody's paranoid.

004

[Bryce (003)]

You owe me five bucks for using my dialog.

Wanker....

[Xenobia]

If I had a dime for every time I was told "Don't trust him, he uses people," I wouldn't have to be in this business.

But never mind that, at least you are willing to admit there are women in this business.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

004: That's right.

003: And some of them are over priced to say the least.

004 just looking at 003.

003: What?

004: Nothing, I just wasn't ready to hear that.

[Xenobia]

Yes, well, you would be amazed at how many of us can hit our marks.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

*G. staggers in after working "undercover" at a supermarket all bloody weekend*

God, being shot at by psycho villains is SO much easier. At least I don't have to take any guff.

Xen, sounds like your weekend was a lot more fun than mine.

*Glances over as Dr. Warmflash enters.*

G: "Hellooo nurse!"

D: "Doctor."

G: "Whatever."

*Closes door.*

[Bryce (003)]

G...A Doctor?...Molly a Nurse?.....

Glad I'm not sick....

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
You owe me five bucks for using my dialog.

Wanker....

Just so I can make note....is it 5 bucks per post, or per line of dialogue?

*Xen starts writing check* Nah, I'd rather do this in blue ink. *tosses pen, reaches for Namiki, and makes out the check*

I'll let you fill in the dollar amount.

*Xen goes for still another pen, open it, and attaches the check to the end. She throws the pen / knife into Bryce's door*

I think you get the point.

*BOOM*

OH DAMN! I forget that pen I tossed has some kick to it. Oh well, I'll just blame it on 004. M will believe me.

And yes, G, I had a wonderful weekend, can't you tell?

-- Xen

[Genrewriter]

Oh yes, absolutely.

*Dr. Warmflash pulls G. down by the shirt.*

Dr. Warmflash: Stop talking!

G: Yes, doctor.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
G...A Doctor?...Molly a Nurse?.....

Glad I'm not sick....

Doctor...

I've got this pain (Xen) and it feels like pen-knife in the back...

Oww, owww, blaah.

Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Huh, whaaa....

Oh, sorry. Must have been another annoying dream sequence.

Boy, those torque my wrench.

Hmmmmm?

Yes, kindly leave MI5.

004

[Xenobia]

Well, Matt, what can I say, I aim to please, and I don't demand pudding while doing so.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Do I want to what that's a reference to, Xen?

[Xenobia]

Yes G, you do want to know what Matt and I are referencing. Alas, it involves some top secret material that you may not have the security clearance for.

004, should we give Q a few more lines and brief G, or should we leave him guessing, and run the risk of him coming up with a better storyline?

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Hmmmm.

Interesting problem.

Raining G's security level opens him up to many other.....no, perhaps it would bel best to wait for just a little.

Better story line....hmmmm....more than likely.

Quoting Mr. G. Marx:

"Are you kidding? A five year old child could understand this.
Fetch me a child of five."

Go figure.

It is very painful isn't Mr. Bond?

004

[Bryce (003)]

From an early draft -

*Bond has been nearly killed on the road by a baddie driving to Ross' country estate*

ROSS: (visably surprised) Mr. Bond....We were hoping you hadn't gotten lost...No problems finding the estate?

BOND: Some people on the roads can really burn you up these days...No. No problems..(pleasantly/knowingly) All the signs pointed to you....That is, your estate.

*takes martini from waiter and locks eyes with Ross*

We just didn't get a chance to shoot it.

alas....

[Matt O'S oo4]

Don't do what 006 does whenever he attempted to shoot a project...

He put his foot in the way.

Blah.

(I heard it's good to use your toe)

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Xenobia
Well, Matt, what can I say, I aim to please, and I don't demand pudding while doing so.

-- Xenobia

But you forgot the gravy.

No excuse.

004

[Bryce (003)]

*006 teases 003 about his computer*

*crash and smack is heard*

*003 drags 006 down hallway towards elevators not looking back*

006: Not "Happy Birthday"...Noooooo...Not "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"....Aaaaaahhhhhhh...Noooooo....

*elevator doors close cutting off 006's screams*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Thankfully. That noise was keeping me awake.

Night

004

[Bryce (003)]

Wanker...

"pardon me....I see your drinking...."

Never mind.

Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Why not today.

Since tommorrow never dies, live and let die for today.

???

Right.

004

[Mister Asterix]

I thought it was ‘live to die another day’?

Either way I’m going to need to check my schedule.

[DLibrasnow]

31 pages and counting....this thread just keeps going, and going...

[Bryce (003)]

Let's see....

- An incredible first post/rant from 004
- Shaving cream
- Car chases
- Zengirls
- MI5 conspiracy plots
- Scotch
- Lots of implied sex (PG-13) and all that...
- Ice
- Explosives
- Tabasco
- Suzy Goose Vodka
- Blended Scotch (Eeeeewwwwwww)
- Super Glue
- Various discarded lingerie

Easily the best piece of continuing (albeit wacky) fan fiction and stories...

On that note....

*Bryce places semtex whoopee cushion in 006's sofa*

[DLibrasnow]

The devlishly evil DLibra throws a couple of particularly potent stink bombs into the office and throws on his chem mask....

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*006 teases 003 about his computer*

*crash and smack is heard*

*003 drags 006 down hallway towards elevators not looking back*

006: Not "Happy Birthday"...Noooooo...Not "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"....Aaaaaahhhhhhh...Noooooo....

*elevator doors close cutting off 006's screams*

Now you owe Mr. McCartney 5 bucks. I believe Macca007 will collect on his behalf.

You just can't win for trying Bryce.

-- Xenobia