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[Genrewriter]

*G. looks up as the MI6 helicopter begins firing down at the bad guys. He notices a few have gotten poast 003 and 004 and takes off after them on foot, firing and yelling wildly.*

*G. passes 001 in stairwell, knocking out a goon with his gun and tossing him down the stairs. G. stops looking to 001.*

"Guns were made to be shot, 001."

*001 nods and fires at the bad guys heading upstairs.*

001: They're heading for Q-Branch!"

G: Nobody trashes my office but me!

*G pounds up the stairs and finds the bad guys indeed trashing his office. He whistles as one is about to set fire to his deck.*

"Hey, I just had that polished!"

*One goon knocks his gun out of his hand.*

"That only works in Steven Seagal films pal."

*G. suddenly lunges forward, ramming the goon into the wall. The others rush forward and begin to pummel G. senseless. Suddenly, G. knocks them back, stabbing one in the chest with a pen. He grabs his gun and empties it into the rest of the goons.*

*G. steps out of his office and sees Dr. Warmflash being held hostage at knife point by one of the goons. He smiles, drawing quickly and shooting the goon in the head.*

"Never bring a knife to a gunfight."

*Dr. Warmflash rushes into his arms, kissing him.*

"Oh...What was your name again?"

*Rolls eyes*

"Read the nameplate on the desk, baby."

*As G. leans in for a kiss, more gunfire is heard. G. groans, annoyed.*

"Always when it's getting good."

*G. heads out towards the hallway.*

[Blofeld's Cat]

Cool sig you have there, DL. :cool:

[DLibrasnow]

"No time for love making G" 001 quips as he races past the steamy encounter witn Dr. Warmflash...
Heading out of the office he sees one goon thumbing through his paperback edition of STEVEN SEGAL ACTION MOVES FOR DUMMIES.
Rolling his eyes 001 knocks him senseless and heads back to check on G.

[DLibrasnow]

Thanks Brett...I like the dot motif, it reminds me of the gunbarrel sequence - very Bondian!!

[Genrewriter]

*G. charges into the hallway only to find it empty save for 001 and several dead goons.*

"Good, now you;re getting it."

*Tosses 001 a few spare clips and heads for the roof.*

"Check the records room, I'm heading to the roof!"

001: What's up there?

G: My insurance policy!

[DLibrasnow]

001 heads for records, shooting dead several goons on the way..

"Hey this license to kill is fun"

[Genrewriter]

*G. gets to rooftop as the helicopter fires at the goon squad. Two goon have made it to the roof and are firing at the chopper. G. jumps one from behind and grabs him by the throat, causing him to accidentally shoot his parnter. He shoots the man with his gun and takes a breath, looking down.*

"Amateurs."

*G turns at a sound from behind and sees a huge, seven foot tall henchman with a face full of scars and muscles on top of muscles.*

"What do you say, Jumbo? Wanna dance?"

*The giant leaps forward with a punch but G deflects it and slugs away at the giant. They exchange punches as twop more goons make it upstairs and fire at G, shredding the giant with gunfire.

G rolls out of the way and pulls his gun, shooting one of the goons. He runs out of bullets and rushes the last goon, yelling wildly and smashing him into the door. They exchange punches and kicks until they get to the edge of the roof.

G punches the man over the top but the goon grabs him by the tie.*

Goon: You know what's gonna happen next, pal?

G: Yeah.

*G chops the man's hand away, sending him over the edge to his death. G adjusts his tie and heads for a air conditioning unit. He opens a panel next to it and removes a huge machine gun.*

"Party time."

*G heads back downstairs, whistling softly to himself.*

[DLibrasnow]

001 busy's himself doing away with a group of goons...Spying the white cat toting guy heading back down the stairs with a bundle of folders and files under his arm, he breaks off the engagement and heads after the bald freaky looking guy...

[DLibrasnow]

Seeing 003 and 004 messing around patting each other on the back for a job well done 001 draws their attention to the folder, white cat toting guy...

[Genrewriter]

*G exits and runs into 003.*

003: We got most of them, but a few made it into the stairwell.

G: That all?

003: That's all. M ordered us to get it done quick.

G: Three and some change sound good?

003: Swinging on a Star?

*G nods and loads up his machine gun, handing 003 his guns as they head downstairs, firing and singing.*

003: Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar..."

*003 plugs three goons and G shoots ten more.*

G: And be better off than you are, or would you rather be a mule...

003: A mule is an animal with long funny ears, he picks up at anything he hears.

*G kicks a goon down some stairs*

G: His back is brawny and his brain is weak, he's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak...

003: And by the way, if you hate to go to school...

*003 and G shoot a goon at the same time.*

G: You might grow up to be a mule.

The chorus is suddenly heard as 004 shows up, firing at some bad guys coming up the stairs.

G: Thanks. Split up?

003: Long as we keep singing.

The three agents make their way to the lobby, shooting and singing. 004 enters and kicks a gun out of a goon's hand, firing away at the others. He's pinned down by six gunmen*

"And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo!"

*G and 003 suddenly come in, firing.*

004: Everyday, you meerty quite a few...

003: You could be better off than you are...

*With two goons left, 003 and 004 shoots them down as G leans on the front desk.*

G: You could be swinging on a star.

*They look as the last van comes at the doors. 003 picks up the rocket launcher.*

003: Big finish?

G: Take us home, good buddy.*

003: You could be swinging on a star!!!

*003 blows the van up in a ridiculously huge explosion.*

004: Whew, that was a bit over the top.

G: You complaining?

004: Nope.

G: I saw 001 heading after some bald guy. Wanna help him out?

003: Sounds good.

*G nods and the three agents head back upstairs.

[DLibrasnow]

Seeing his three fellow agents make quick work of some goons 001 continues his pursuit of the funny little fellow scurrying away with a white cat under one arm and bundles of files under the other...

[DLibrasnow]

Rifling through his pockets 001 finds a pocket knife, a ball of string and some catnip....

"Hmmm....what would McGyver do??"

[Bryce (003)]

You took the post right out of my head G -

*Bryce shoots one goon groaning on the floor silencing him and not breaking stride*

Moneypenny took three out with her knives alone, 004's still counting and that last one made 14 for me. 009 still had someone's head in a toilet on the fifth floor and the last I saw of 006 he had taken out two goons and was spraying shaving cream into a thirds mouth screaming "Payback!!!!"

Nicely done G and 001.

Who are these goons?...Too much organization to be the true SPECTRE.

Has anyone checked on M?

[DLibrasnow]

001 lost in 1980s TV hell, suddenly breaks out of his brainstorming session to see bald headed guy swing a huge M-60 on his arm before firing it in his general direction...Leaping behind a rose bush 001 begins to wonder if having this license to kill is all that it's cracked up to be...

"It never said anything about M-60 wielding, white cat toting madmen in the training manual"

[Bryce (003)]

Yes it does.

Section 42, Paragraph C-231.5

"Operatives may be fired upon by M-60 wielding goons while pursuing white cat toting madmen"

[DLibrasnow]

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have trusted the "Cliffs Notes" version...

[DLibrasnow]

G. I think it's time to deploy that secret weapon you have been developing!!!

[Bryce (003)]

006 sold you the notes, didn't he?

*gives 001 can of shaving cream*

You know what to do.

[DLibrasnow]

Grrr....you are correct, it was 006...Payback's a b*tch....

**chases after a 006 who heads back into the stairwell he had just exited from...

**003 shakes his head
"Amateurs"

[DLibrasnow]

You can run but you can't hide 006...

We can do this the easy way or the hard way

**001 throws out a multitude of other cliches**

[Bryce (003)]

"Scented or unscented?" was always my favorite.

[DLibrasnow]

I think we have identified the ringleader of the raid earlier this evening here at MI6 headquarters!!! Unfortunately he has the access codes amd addresses for all 00 agents.

[Xenobia]

Commence report from field. Emanuele, Barbara K., 002.

This is a good news, bad news situation.

The good news is M, Tanner, and Robinson are safe, courtesy of one very beautiful Corvette that has some nice gifts from the Americans in it, and a few stains from the baddies I took out with the P99.

The bad news is, their safety is not for lack trying on behalf of the decorating committee that worked it's magic on this place.

More good news: HMS Belfast still has the goods to get the job done.

More bad news: currently the Tower Bridge is now down to one tower, the ravens have left the Tower of London. There goes Charlie's coronation.

The last bit of good news is the PM and Queen are safe. The bad news is there are some folks still out there that think that's bad news.

The idiots in the MI5 have the last of the goons holed up in Big Ben on the theory that when the bells go off, they'll die from the noise.

Let's hope that's the only clock rung.

End transmission.

-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

It would appear though that the head baddie is still at large in his secret lair

I wonder if "Whiskas" would work??

DLibrasnow
001

[Xenobia]

This cat is too high class for that. No, he wants fresh salmon, thank you very much.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Hmm.

Sigh.

I guess there's just one thing left to do.

003 looks at 004 already knowing the answer.

Scotch.

And then, reload.

We're going to take a field trip.

Anyone else care to play?

004

[Genrewriter]

I'm in. Just got named 008 by M, let's do some damage.

[Joyce Carrington]

*walks into her office to find 006 covered in shaving cream on the floor*

*sighs*

*heads over to 001's office and knocks on door*

*001 looks up from his desk, looking extremely proud of himself*

009: "I know, you're new and all... and you're not the only one who makes that mistake... but it says '009' on the door, not '006'.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
I'm in. Just got named 008 by M, let's do some damage.

Whoa, my boy....easy....not so fast.

You can leave the bazooka at home today.

We have a way destroying PLENTY of civilian property without talking out whole city blocks.

Lets make a plan.

004

[Blofeld's Cat]

Gee guys, what's all the hullabaloo about?