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[Xenobia]

*Xen growls*

That is the LAST TIME I do Molly any favors. That woman has no understanding of the word pay back.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

G would beg to differ, I think.

[Xenobia]

G just begs, I think. ;-)

Just kidding G.

-- Xen

[Genrewriter]

No prob, Xen. From what I hear, nobody has to beg with her.

[Bryce (003)]

Hmmmm. Quiet in the office today....

Too quiet.

*Bryce removes paper bag and shaving cream from desk. Begins filling bag. Once done, he strolls innocently down hall to 006's door, places top of bag under door. Knocks. Waits for shadow to cross and click of doorknob. Stomps on bag spraying all contents under door. Runs.*

006: Bastard!!!!!

*Still running back down hall*

and then some....wanker.

*Locks office door after pushing stairwell exit door open*

I really need to share this.

*006 runs up to Bryce's door covered in shaving cream from the knees down. Notices stairwell door just shutting*

006: A-Ha!!!

*Burst through stairwell door and immediately slips due to shaving cream. Tumbles down stairs screaming and cursing*

003: Have a nice trip!.....Wanker.

*Goes back to reading issue of *Naughty Spy Chicks" after grabbing pint of Guinness*

[Genrewriter]

*Glances up as 006 comes tumbling down the stairs, rolling past the office.*

Afternoon, 006. Have a falling out with somebody?

*006 glares darkly and demands to know what the deal with his car is.*

Search me. By the way, don't step to the left.

*006 glares and stands still, causing the trapdoor to open and deposit him in his car which has been turned into a convertible.*

Well, back to work.

*Picks up phone and dials up 007, asking if he has Prince albert in a Can, says it's 006.*

[Xenobia]

:007 pulls phone away from his ear, gives it a dirty look and rings off:

007: Remind me to go to Q branch tomorrow and find that G man.

Xenobia: (turning her knees to the back of 007's chair so she is kneeling on his lap, facing him) Only if you promise to find my G spot tonight.

007: (smile) I always did admire our country's history of exploration, and I believe it's time to write a new chapter.

Xenobia: Oh James...

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
I'll check with 004 G.

We gotta hook up.

I know a great pub with Guinness on tap.

No, really....

Hey, I'll drink all I want.

You're drivin'

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Xenobia
GEEZ!

Did you and 003 get your Masters Degrees in being gross!

-- Xenobia

004: NO, but we are willing to learn.

003: Yeah, will she send us somplace special?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Tell Molly I need a "clean bill" of health.

I'll let you do the convincing....

Tabasco anyone?

G has a spare fertility statue.
Perhaps that will add figor to your check-up.

004

[Bryce (003)]

Xenobia must be using the VR stimulator...er...simulator....

Last I heard, 007 was in Rome...

What 004 said above, where do we get sent to get these degrees?

[Xenobia]

Since I know you boys are of small minds, I'll make this simple list for you.

1. 007 is back from Rome. Had you two not been busy being gross, you would have known that.

2. No one uses that VRS since Moneypenny used it last.

3. I would think you two had standing invitations to do your graduate studies at BSU

4. Clean out your mailbox Matt. I tried to send a PM but it is too full. Get rid of all the "sent" messages, and you should be OK.

Now behave before I send my big brother after you.

-- Xenobia

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
What 004 said above, where do we get sent to get these degrees?

The only place you have to go is your mind... and then you get labeled.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Xenobia
2. No one uses that VRS since Moneypenny used it last.

You bet your socks I've been lost in the VRS for a while now... I'm just working out the stiffness.

[Bryce (003)]

I was wondering where you had gotten to Moneypenny.

Glad to know you found your way out.

[Xenobia]

You're glad....but trust me, she isn't. ;-)

-- Xen

[Athena007]

I'm certainly not... yet...

[Bryce (003)]

*006 enters his office, notices box of Godiva on his desk with note*

"No hard feelings old man - 003 & 004"

*Opens box and is immediately hit with spring loaded boxing glove. Drops with a thud*

*003 looks up from backgammon board as 004 also pauses at sound of 006 hitting floor*

003: He found his present.

004: Wait until he actually tries one.

*004 holds up bottle of "Nuke-O-Lax 17" - Grins*

003: Scotch?

[Athena007]

003 and 004 = the Dean Marten and Jerry Lewis of MI6/CBn... but who is who?

[Bryce (003)]

Yes, that would be us....

Bryce & O'Shawnassey - MI6's answer to Cheech & Chong, Martin & Lewis, Hope & Crosby.....Laverne & Shirley.....



Scratch that last one.....

Where's the scotch?

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Yes, that would be us....

Bryce & O'Shawnassey - MI6's answer to Cheech & Chong, Martin & Lewis, Hope & Crosby.....Laverne & Shirley.....



Scratch that last one.....

Oh, I don't know...I could see you and Matt skipping around the streets of London, singing nonsense songs.

-- Xenobia

[Athena007]

What about... Laurel and Hardy?

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Xenobia

4. Clean out your mailbox Matt.  I tried to send a PM but it is too full.  Get rid of all the "sent" messages, and you should be OK.

That's what I was going to say.

[Xenobia]

Did you just try to PM Carrington??? Just email me, I am heading over to that part of the Net right now.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Very sorry, ladies.

The sent box is clear and I have cleared out a number of others.

Should be enough space to receive.

Matt

[Bryce (003)]

Wanker.....

[DLibrasnow]

I see Blofeld and his goon squad are at it again...

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Wanker.....

And your point is....

If you refresh your memory (try seltzer and if that doesn't work....) re-read my intial post.

'Wanker' is a requirement of the job.

YOU should KNOW, my good friend.

004

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
'Wanker' is a requirement of the job.

Better to be a wanker than a +

[Bryce (003)]

"Blofeld and goons..."?

Where? Not here in the office....

I hope he's not trying to take his cat back from us...

*Bryce puts silencer on PPK*