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[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Athena007


Better to be a wanker than a +

Well said Moneypenny;)

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Athena007


Better to be a wanker than a +

Beg, pardon?!!?

That's pushing it over to the side of insulting. Hmmmm....where fun comes to die?

What's up?

004

[Bryce (003)]

Wow...20 pages of this craziness....

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)

....where fun comes to die?

That would be 006's office...or MI5....Maybe the "Yard".

[DLibrasnow]

Is that a Walther in your pocket or are you just pleased to see us...

<>...watch out Moneypenny 003 is wielding a dangerous weapon.

[Bryce (003)]

*waits for it*

I've got a fiver on the girl....

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Athena007


Better to be a wanker than a +

LOL! We worked so hard on what naughty word filter...leave it to our Moneypenny to find a way around it.

Well played my dear.

-- Xenobia

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Well said Moneypenny

Why thank you, 003.

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Beg, pardon?!!? That's pushing it over to the side of insulting.  Hmmmm....where fun comes to die? What's up?

No no no, it wasn't meant as in insult to you or anyone... it was just a general statement a factoid as one might call it. Please don't take offence, my dear 004

Originally posted by Xenobia
LOL! We worked so hard on what naughty word filter...leave it to our Moneypenny to find a way around it. Well played my dear.

ROTFLOL!!! I have my WAYS

[Athena007]

Originally posted by DLibrasnow
<>...watch out Moneypenny 003 is wielding a dangerous weapon.

More dangerous than you know

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*waits for it* I've got a fiver on the girl.....

Hey, DLibrasnow... I think Bryce expects us to duke it out. You fence? ...I do!

[DLibrasnow]

You're on!

[Bryce (003)]

Indeed you do have your ways luv;)

"Britain's last line of defence"

Go get 'em.

*Bryce lights cigarette*

This should be good.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Indeed you do luv;) "Britain's last line of defence"

I do what I can...
...just hoping you'll notice someday...

[Xenobia]

Who says they haven't already taken note.

Now if you excuse me, I am going to ask my bookie, Verity, if I should place a bet on this duel.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

*Collecting more pound notes from 004*

We're in for 35 quid on Moneypenny.

[DLibrasnow]

I think Blofeld is hedging his bets...

[Genrewriter]

*Enters office to find Athena and Darren picking out swords.*

Put me in for twenty on Moneypenny. I'm good for it.

[Xenobia]

Sorry folks, I'll pass. I don't bet on **** fights.

Or sure things. (Where's the sport in that?)

-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

Being scottish I would have to go with a Claymore

[DLibrasnow]

I wasn't aware there was a duel a-coming, but I am game!

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by DLibrasnow
I wasn't aware there was a duel a-coming, but I am game!

If you couldn't see the point of this thread, I despair for the other points you might miss.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 finishes his scotch, steps from his office.

Nonchalantly steps over a shaving cream convered and unconscious 001 lying in the hall.

Walking past the main water cooler where Fitzpatrick and Christensen are playing the MI6 version of Ro-Sahnm-Bo. (Using real rock, paper, scisors).

Casually proceeds past 003 and G cheering on Athena and DLibrasnow in the heat of a sabre duel, calmly and neatly evading a swipe from Athena, walks past to the bar where he patiently freshens his drink withe two fingers of Dalmore 18.

After adding three (clean) ice cubes, takes a short break and casually looks over the other office staff.

007 is downloading something called Butt Cake.

0011 is field stripping his sniper rifle - on his mahogany desk.

006, walking around barefoot, grimacing somethings about ruining his Italian loafers putting out a paper sack on fire outside his office door.

Two tech being carried out, just reeking of tabasco and another item 004 can't QUITE put his finger on.

Xen, still trying to hack into Langley.

004 picks up an issue of Guts off the coffee table and walks back to his office, drink in hand.

Passing the sabre crowd. Athena appers to be victorious, or DLibrasnow is lulling Athena into a false sense of security by allowing Athena to pin DLibrasnow to the ground with the sabre pressed firmly into DLibrasnow's neck.

003 and G are exchanging pound notes.

Returning back into the hall where 001's body appears to have been dragged off due to the trail of shaving cream that leads away in slowly diminishing amounts.

Taking the magazine back to his desk, 004 sips lightly from his scotch and lites up a fresh ciggerate.

Just another day at the office.

Blah.

004

[Bryce (003)]

Quite.

[Bryce (003)]

C'mon Moneypenny, finish him off!

[Matt O'S oo4]

Quite.

004

[Xenobia]

Oh no Bryce...please...let Moneypenny do her work. She has standing orders to see that something unpleasant happens to Mr. Dlibrasnow.

And as for you 004, I am not hacking into Langely. I am hacking into Quantico, thank you very much. If I am going to try and hack into something, at least I want it to be challenging.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Hmmmm. I see.

Very well. It's Quantico.

Best of luck, break a leg and all that BS.

004

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Hmmmm.  I see.

Very well.  It's Quantico.

Break a leg and all that BS.

Been there, done that, kept the cast, hate the doctors, etc.

Have a charming night. 007 is taking me out to dinner. You see someone around here loves me.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

I trust you'll return the hacking equipment to Q-Breanch intact, Xen? I only ask because 007 brought it back with some weird film on it. Not dust, not dirt but some sort of greasy soot. I'll have to tell Q to issue orders not to use it in elevator shafts. Took a few hours to get it back in working order. The man doesn't always have to obliterate a gadget in order to mess it up.

*Glances up as Dr. Warmflash enters with a martini*

Thank you, doctor.

*Sips as Athena continues to dominate the duel.*

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce leans into 004's office. Holds up bottle of "Nuke-O-Lax 17". winks*

Have fun at dinner;)

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
I trust you'll return the hacking equipment to Q-Breanch intact, Xen?  I only ask because 007 brought it back with some weird film on it.  Not dust, not dirt but some sort of greasy soot.

Oh yes that...*ahem* Don't worry the equipment will be in tip top form when you get it back G.*

Xenobia
*who makes note to self to watch what she is sitting on next time she is alone with James