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[Xenobia]

GEEZ!

Did you and 003 get your Masters Degrees in being gross!

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Oh right, man was I wasted last night.

As to your points, 004:

1. Thanks for reminding me, you will be visited by one of the security men later in the day.

2. It was her statue and I had on three condoms to be on the safe side.

3. Soy sauce with wasabi and not everyone can handle that sort of wakeup call.

Train wreck? That was 007, honest!

Xen-What exactly do you mean by more of me to play with?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Xenobia
Why...isn't more fun to have G in pieces? There's more for you and 003 to play with.

So...is 003 really on the DL for the next 24-48 hours?

-- Barbara

Thanks, but no thanks. We'll leave G to play with himse....uh....nevermind.

Does 003 got an owwie?

003 should limit himself to less than three bottles of scotch per day.

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
[B] 1. Thanks for reminding me, you will be visited by one of the security men later in the day.

2. It was her statue and I had on three condoms to be on the safe side.

3. Soy sauce with wasabi and not everyone can handle that sort of wakeup call.

Train wreck? That was 007, honest!

Sorry, G.....you're selling, but noones buying.

004

[Genrewriter]

Are you referring to #2 or the whole thing?

[Xenobia]

Before this inspired back and forth continues...

If you are in pieces G there is more for 003 and 004 to play with in Q branch. If you haven't noticed, they do enjoy playing with their colleagues.

004 -- 003 has wee cold, probably from the travelling he did over the weekend. If anything, the Scotch intake should go up, since alcohol does kill germs. ;-)

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce takes out flask of...um..."medicine" having just finished another "technicolor yawn" through the open sunroof on 006's car and takes a swig*

Much better.....Anyone got any tabasco?

[Genrewriter]

Ah, thanks Xen. Sorry, I've been a bit off the last day or so, blasted humidity is wearing me out. I'll get to work segmenting myself post haste. With the new gagdet Q thought up, there's a very real chance that could happen. I'll fill you guys in later.

*Genrewriter crosses self and heads into lab, muttering a little prayer before going to work.*

[Bryce (003)]

Keep the British end up G;)

[Xenobia]

But no worries segmenting that part. Best to use the Electron Microscopes for what they were meant for.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Thank you for reminding me, Bryce. I do have a meeting with Dr. Warmflash later. Almost forgot.

[Bryce (003)]

Tell Molly I need a "clean bill" of health.

I'll let you do the convincing....

Tabasco anyone?

[Genrewriter]

Will do, send a crate down to the carport, just place it near 004's personal car. I'll get it later.

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce places order online at Tabasco.com*

Done.

Lunch tomorrow? I'll call 004.

[Genrewriter]

Certainly, I might be a little late. probably around 1 or so. Bloody 8 to noon shift in the real world.

Xen-I'm always very careful with the electron microscopes. There is a very good reason they cancelled "Naked Wednesdays" in the department.

Don't ask.

[Bryce (003)]

Cancelled!?!?!?

Damn....

*Bryce looks at pile of one pound notes on desk*

Crystal and Gina aren't going to be dancing at lunch anymore?

Damn.

[Genrewriter]

Well, there was an accident and...Sorry, it's too horriuble to even think about. Plus, I swore to never speak about it and you just don't argue with a guy when he's holding an explosive rubber chicken to your head.

[Bryce (003)]

Ahhhhh....

The old "C-4 in the rubber chicken" trick...

I trust you gave the chap in question a new "understanding" of the situation.

[Genrewriter]

Oh yeah, after he got out of the hospital I made sure to give him a stern talking to, I also went to his flat and left several chickens in his living room with a note that read "The real ones make a better sound when they go off."

[Bryce (003)]

I'll check with 004 G.

We gotta hook up.

I know a great pub with Guinness on tap.

No, really....

[Xenobia]

He does...and the Guinness is great, (it has the 007 seal of approval), but they have trouble keeping their mixed drinks straight. ;-)

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

I'll let them know.....

No offence Sonia and Mike!

No....Really.

[Xenobia]

No really...I do like them, they are wonderful, but no bartender is perfect.

You know Bryce, you never did mention what the third variation on the Irish Car Bomb is. I am curious...


-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

True -

As I was told - (at least Brittannia's definition) is this:

Donaldson's (a rare Irish when you can find it)
Jameson
Dalmore (odd - it's scotch?)
Bailey's
Splash of Guinness

It's referred to as a "Three Stager" and is done in a shot that looks like black death.

No....







Aye...you know.

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce strolls into HQ looking a bit more chipper and in a new charcoal gray 3 piece Richard James suit*

*noticing toxic clean up crew in HAZ-MAT suits in 006's office*

Wonder what happened in there?

Morning all....

*Goes into office. Finds rubber chicken with a truly tasteless get well card from G*

Very cool. Thanks.

[Genrewriter]

Don't mention it, good buddy. The guys in Haz Mat suits are there for that project I was helping Q with. It WAS a new explosive dye pack. There was a bit of a leak and the only place we could find to put it was 006's office.

[Bryce (003)]

I understand someone made a Hell of a mess on his desk yesterday....I saw two techs hosing out his car as well.

Strange.

*Bryce picks up new issue of "Naughty Spy Chicks" from IN box*

[Genrewriter]

I know nothing about the car, ask 004.

[Bryce (003)]

Right then.

Oh, and do thank the good Doctor for me for sending that batch of antibiotics over to my flat last night. Made the difference.

Nasty little bug.

[Genrewriter]

You got it.

*Makes note to thank Dr. Warmflash after dinner*