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[Matt O'S oo4]

Hey, where was 003?

Oh, yes, San Francisco.

Pity.

(They better have good scotch someplace, or someone will find themseelves face down at the local pub.)

Poor bartenders.

My condolences.

004

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Hey, where was 003?

Oh, yes, San Francisco.

Pity.

Actually, he's trying to reply to you and G's thrilling adventure, but you know how long typing takes him. He'll be posting sometime in the next century.

-- Suzy Goose

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Xenobia
-- Suzy Goose

*Tosses keys on desk and stretches from airline flight*

Lush...Damn drunken lush....

*Bryce stands bare chested in front of mirror examining his back and various "marks" in private bath in his office*

Irish kitty has claws....Owwww....

*Notices plume of smoke and fire hanging over London*

Awwwwww....Hell...........

004, G....What can I say? Bloody well done!

BTW Xen - The bartender at the pub IS, in fact, a good Irish lad.

SF was a nice break and the Irish Kitty enjoyed herself and managed to match me pint for pint and dram for dram....We start re-hab on Tuesday;)

If you should ever find yourself in SF and are looking for entertainment, I personally would advise you to check out a wonderful "rat-pack" type burlesque show "Kitty Kitty Bang Bang".........

Meeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwww....

Three GORGEOUS babes in "kitty-cat" lingerie dancing is worth a look....or leer.....

*Bryce puts on a clean new dark blue Bernini shirt, grabs phone, makes reservations at "Pair of Knaves" for three*

OK Lads, Give me the dirt.....Who are these b******s?

[Xenobia]

OOOOH! I am impressed! It only took you what....thirty minutes to type this out?

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Lush...Damn drunken lush....

Yes, you are. I am pleased to see that you have come to terms with your problem and are entering rehab. Might I suggest taking 004 with you? Sure, the office won't be as much fun, but all the money that is spent on alcohol because of the two of you, would now be put to much better uses.

Like Moneypenny and I's wardrobe.

Oh wait...are you calling me a drunken lush? I'd be very careful. Men have died for less.

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
BTW Xen - The bartender at the pub IS, in fact, a good Irish lad.

If he is such a good Irish Lad, why is he working in an ENGLISH pub???
(Just kidding)

I suggest a wager to settle this debate over the Irish Car Bomb. When next we are in the same city, we find an unsuspecting third party to drink your version and my version of said beverage. Whichever one the third party finds to be stronger, is the winner. And whoever supported the losing beverage pays the bar tab that night.

Deal?

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

No.

Everyone does their own drinking.

[Genrewriter]

Welcome back, Bryce.

*turns back as the girl he picked up in the bar the other night calls him back to bed*

What I do for England.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Xenobia


Actually, he's trying to reply to you and G's thrilling adventure, but you know how long typing takes him.  He'll be posting sometime in the next century.

-- Suzy Goose

Memo to self:

1.Send Xenobia bottle of rare 24 year old GG Vodka.
2.Remind Bryce to upgrade laptop to at LEAST a 300 MHZ. processor, at least get DSL and and stop using dial-up....21st century and all that.
3.Attach expenses of trip to Amsterdam to the account of Lance Freeeman.
4. Check supply of shaving cream for MI5 reception party to host Queen...

Uh....hmmmm..ah....in reference to that....

5. Procure 10,000 marbles.....

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
Welcome back, Bryce.

*turns back as the girl he picked up in the bar the other night calls him back to bed*

What I do for England.

Ahem...uhhhh....

I hate to say this but, Genrewriter, my friend....if you leave your computer on, as you have, the MI6 security division will continue to monitor and RECORD your activities, such as the majority of your previous evening's activities.

*AHEM*

At LEAST put your computer where it doesn't face the bed.

Somebody help him...PLEASE.

(I get 25% of the proceeds from the sale of the tapes...the rest goes in the scotch fund.)

By the way...what's with the midget?

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Xenobia
Oh wait...are you calling me a drunken lush?  I'd be very careful.  Men have died for less.

I suggest a wager to settle this debate over the Irish Car Bomb.  When next we are in the same city, we find an unsuspecting third party to drink your version and my version of said beverage.  Whichever one the third party finds to be stronger, is the winner.  And whoever supported the losing beverage pays the bar tab that night.

Deal?

-- Xenobia

WAIT A MINUTE.

Wait a minute.

Wait AAAA minute.

Ummmmm.....oookay...

Let me see if I understand the context of this correctly...

1. 003 DARED to make an insinuation regarding YOUR drinking rituals. (How could this POSSIBLY shock ANYONE??)

2. Certain MALE individuals have LOST THEIR LIVES due to their lack of sobriety in labeling you as a "drunken lush."

3. YET, your attempting to make a wager with a 00 operative, involve a third party...

(presumably, an unsuspecting civilian...more fun that way)

...as a guinea-pig, regarding the STRENGTH of the contested mixed alcoholic beverage, which, incidentally, deals in Irish profiling.

4. And 003, DECLINED???!!!???

I think that's the scariest drink I'ver EVER HEARD OF....

(Bartender! Bartender!!! Where's mine!!!??? Where's mine!!!???)

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)


Awwwwww....Hell...........

004, G....What can I say? Bloody well done!

OK Lads, Give me the dirt.....Who are these b******s?

"Well, that may take a little bit of time, 003.

At this point, we have NO ONE to interrogate."

Message from Q:

"Essentially, the ident-o-graph is a bit SLOW when you just have a few TEETH to work with...."

Q turns on his heel and leaves, shutting the door rather.....completely.

"003, I list the carnage as follows....

1. Three twisted, incinerated SUV's, including the SUV driver I obiliterated with three explosive rounds in the FACE (about melted my poor 92F)...

2. Two scoot-jockies G RAN OVER after I shot them OFF their bikes....

3. Not to mention the two civilain truck drivers and thier loads (one was hauling propane) that got throughly blended into the mix when G sacrificed for King and country. G effectively sandwiched the SUV's into the middle of an OREO COOKIE and CREAMING them. (ouch)

(I'm not including the yellow VW....they had it coming.)

Soooo...how's your day?" (ahem)

004

[Genrewriter]

004, I took your advice and installed a jamming system on all of my electronic equipment. The midget? How much did you have to drink last night? That was a fertility statue she carries around. As for the tapes, sadly they were recorded over. ESPN Classic, no sports fan should be without it.

You mean there were actually some teeth left over? Well, I'll try and do better next time. I believe the VW was an orange one and I'm fairly certain I missed it. M called me in and gave me a raise, apparently she admired my lack of restraint in this case. I think she needs to lay off the sauce, and give it to the agents who serve her so ably.

[Bryce (003)]

Well done lads. Handle the office would you?

As I awake this morning, I'm aware that I'm feeling the effects of some sort of bug (slight fever) that I picked up during my travels. Hence, I'm a bit wiped out - Give me a good old fashioned hangover any day...Hell just give me an "Old Fashioned"....

*Bryce heads down to look for Dr. Warmflash*

[Xenobia]

:Xenobia blocks Molly in the hall:

Oh Molly....Remember that time I stalled M so she wouldn't find out what you were using that brand new bed for in sickbay. You know....christening it and all. And remember how you said you owed me big for that.

When 003 arrives...let him suffer. He needs to learn to suffer the good ole fashioned way.

-- Xenobia

[Xenobia]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)


WAIT A MINUTE.

Wait a minute.

Wait AAAA minute.

Ummmmm.....oookay... [/QUOTE]

What no "blah?" ;-) By the way is blah, as you use it, a noun, verb, or adjective. Just wondering....but to continue...


[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Let me see if I understand the context of this correctly...[/QUOTE]

That will make one of us.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
1. 003 DARED to make an insinuation regarding YOUR drinking rituals. (How could this POSSIBLY shock ANYONE??)[/QUOTE]

2. Certain MALE individuals have LOST THEIR LIVES due to their lack of sobriety in labeling you as a "drunken lush."[/B][/QUOTE]

I was shocked simply because 003 knows the dead body count.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
3. YET, your attempting to make a wager with a 00 operative, involve a third party...

(presumably, an unsuspecting civilian...more fun that way)[/QUOTE]

Yes, and actually that civilian was going to be my brother, who can handle his alcohol. And by the way, in case you think I was rigging things, just me, I wasn't. My brother would side with 003 sooner than siding with me.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
4. And 003, DECLINED???!!!???[/QUOTE]

I blame that on his fever. He should return to normal later.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

*Finding no one in medical, Bryce begins digging for antibiotics*

[Xenobia]

*Xen grins because she knows all Bryce will find is tabassco sause.*

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

*Genrewriter reenters office to find Dr. Warmflash.*

Oh, sorry Bryce. I've been feeling a bit stiff lately and I need another physical. We'll be done in an hour or so, maybe three. She ran out of antibiotics when I went down to Scotland Yard this morning to help out with an interrogation and it became necessary to call her in. I swear it wasn't my fault, the guy ran into the wall face first on his own. Honest!

[Bryce (003)]

*Finding nothing but Tabasco and bulk amounts of benzedrine, shrugs, takes one bottle of each and leaves Molly a note*

*Notices a dozen roses on her desk - Glances at card*

G....You old smooth talker....

*Feels rumbling in stomach*

Ewwwwwwww.......

*Quickens pace headed for his office*

Not...going...to.....

*Runs into 006's office*

YAAAAAAACK....

006: (VO) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! My desk!!!!!!!!

[Xenobia]

Charming...thanks for sharing Bryce.

I am going to attempt to eat my lunch now.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

*Looks to Molly*

You left the Benzedrine?

*Hears scream from 006's office and runs out to find 003 doing the technicolor yawn on an important file.*

Whew, good thing I'm not a sympathy puker. Don't worry about cleanup, 006. I'll get a techie to do it.

*Genrewriter runs out and grabs a random techie and tells him to get a mop and a vaccum.*

Ah, so good to be helpful.

*Turns as he sees the techie getting sick on 006 from looking at the mess.*

Whoops. Exit stage left.

*Runs back to office and locks the door.*

[Bryce (003)]

Want some tabasco?

[Genrewriter]

Maybe some pork tartare to go along with?

[Xenobia]

Evil....you are both evil...you will both answer for this....just wait until 007 gets home! He'll set you both straight.

-- Xen

[Genrewriter]

So I guess I shouldn't bring up the story about the time myself and a few college freinds got another buddy of ours to drink a dish of soy sauce with wasabi mixed in?

[Xenobia]

Genrewriter....that is an excellent idea.

Sometimes silence really is golden.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

*Genrewriter nods in agreement*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
004, I took your advice and installed a jamming system on all of my electronic equipment. The midget? How much did you have to drink last night? That was a fertility statue she carries around. As for the tapes, sadly they were recorded over. ESPN Classic, no sports fan should be without it.

You mean there were actually some teeth left over? Well, I'll try and do better next time. I believe the VW was an orange one and I'm fairly certain I missed it. M called me in and gave me a raise, apparently she admired my lack of restraint in this case. I think she needs to lay off the sauce, and give it to the agents who serve her so ably.

1. Nobody records on TAPES anymore. I HAVE copies on DVD.

2. FERTILITY STATUE? FERTILITY??!!??
a. Must be posable.
b. Must run on batteries.
c. Are you gunning to be a FAMILY MAN, G?

3. The raise you refer to is up to the next floor, in maintenance. Lack of restraint is hardly a way to gain M's admiration. What have YOU been drinking....and why aren't you sharing?

Shakes head.

I thought 006 was the biggest train wreck we had....my most sincere apologies, sir.

Please sleep it off, G. We need you in ONE piece.

004

[Xenobia]

Why...isn't more fun to have G in pieces? There's more for you and 003 to play with.

So...is 003 really on the DL for the next 24-48 hours?

-- Barbara

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)


006: (VO) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! My desk!!!!!!!!

Well, at least he wont notice the dump we all took in his waste basket.

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Xenobia
Charming...thanks for sharing Bryce.

I am going to attempt to eat my lunch now.

-- Xenobia

It is Lunch time already?

Hmmm....

MORE ICE OVER HERE!!!!

004