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[Matt O'S oo4]

Thanks, but (holding up liter containg labeled "concentrate") I'm aready prepared to go (and so will be our 006, from here on out nicknamed "The Running Man") (winks back)

004

[Bryce (003)]

Somebody went to COSTCO.....Cool....

"It's called Sun & Run - The sunscreen that's also a laxative!"

[Genrewriter]

Thank you, Xen. At least somebody returns their equipment in pristine order.

*007 glares at G., then walks off with Xenobia, smirking.*

Showoff.

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce has already moved Vanquish and activated "adaptive camo*

Lose something 007?

[Genrewriter]

*G heads out into parking lot and finds 007 and Xenobia looking around for the Vanquish.*

Bond, why not take 006's car? You know how much you like convertibles!

*G chuckles as he watches Bond getting progressively frustrated.*

[Bryce (003)]

Just make sure the seats are clean....

[Genrewriter]

Of course, I washed it quite well. Besides, what makes you think 006 will be able to find his keys in the first place?

[DLibrasnow]

Sorry, had to take a break (as my cover identity)...where's that pesky Athena?

[Bryce (003)]

Heh-heh-heh......

I hope he looks in his desk....

*Bryce chuckles and nudges 004*

[DLibrasnow]

desk?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Heh-heh-heh......

I hope he looks in his desk....

*Bryce chuckles and nudges 004*

You didn't?

I hope you have the hidden cameras rolling at least!

004

[Genrewriter]

He picked them up this morning, apparently. This is gonna be good.

[DLibrasnow]

We must be in Blades...

[Bryce (003)]

*004, 003 and G gather around monitor*

Oh yeah....

Wait for it....

[Xenobia]

*Xen walks in front of the monitor hands on her hips*

Gentlemen you have precisely two minutes to either deactivate the Vanquish's camoflage mode, or provide us with a vehicle that works. And let me tell you why you are going to do this. If you don't do it you are going to find out what is the one more deadlier thing than a woman suffering from PMS. *

-- Xenobia
*A woman denied sex with an extremely good looking man.

[DLibrasnow]

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[Xenobia]

With your soon to be busy life...these chaps just ain't worth it.

And I am STILL waiting for 007 to have car delivered to him, thank you very much!

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

*006 walks into Q Branch with Vanquish keys*

I found these, do you need them.

*Vanquish suddenly appears and 007 stumbles over bonnet. Glares at 006*

007: You....Come HERE!

[Xenobia]

*Xen grabs 007*

Xenobia: James he's not worth the paperwork. *Xen now makes sure that Bond's eyes connect with her slightly opened blouse so that he can see all the paperwork she signed at Victoria's Secret*

007: *points to 006* Good thing my pen's out of ink.

Xenobia: The ink's not gone...merely transfered to your other pen.

007: Well, it is mighter than the sword. *turns back to 003 and 004* Mind you if I come back in the morning and ANYTHING of mine is misplaced, harmed, or otherwise touched by the two of you, you will wish you were touched.

*Xenobia smiles broadly and leaves FINALLY with her date*

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

003: We should do what he says....I feel bad.

*004 holds up nitrus charged whoopee cushion*

003: OK...Not THAT bad....

*Both head towards elevator*

004: Moneypenny's going to be heart-broken....

[Xenobia]

No she won't...she's still got the VRS, remember?

-- Xen

[Bryce (003)]

Tell that to her.

[Xenobia]

*snicker* Of course I will...when I have a free moment. I'll be rather busy for the next 24 to 48 hours. I've had a nasty storm sail into my port. Very forceful.



-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

I hear the pitter patter of little feet...

[Joyce Carrington]

Hmmm...

*Joyce keeps pacing up and down the corridor at Xen's office*
*Notices the whole building reeks of tobasco*
*Practices speech*

"Xen, I'd hate to get involved in this..."

*sighs*

"Mixing things up a little... no."

*Thinks and thinks and thinks*

"You know that emergency 007 had last night in the middle of your date?"

*smiles*

"Yes."

*Is about to knock on Xen's door*
*Gets scared out of her mind by a man covered in shaving cream passing through the corridor*
*Turns and runs*

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 turns to 003.

Say....uh...John....(003 is momentarily startled by 004 using his first name)

Uh....that high test laxitive, you know the one....uh...you didn't.....to James?.....

003 looks deadpan, pulls a ciggerate from his inner jacket pocket, lites it up and takes one slow smooth drag.

Looking at 004, serious - "No. I didn't."

Then a very small thin smile creeps into 003's face.

I gave to Xenobia as a "parting gift. It should keep thier date...moving."

004 eyes strech wide for a moment and then....

"Huh."

"Oh, well. Pub?" ...looking at Bryce without looking at him.

003: Glancing at 004 with a slight nod, "Pub."

004: "Right."

They both turn on their heel as if in unison, Matt keys the remote for his Lagonda, the doors open and engine starts automatically.

The sounds of b*****d and ********r can be heard screamed by the automotive technicians narrowly missed as the burgundy Aston-Martin Lagonda screeches out of the MI6 parking lot.

Just another day at the office.

Blah.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)

Uh....that high test laxitive, you know the one....uh...you didn't.....to James?.....

And Molly just happened to be unavailable last night... Which one of you was it, boys?

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 in mock pouting, points at 003

"HE MADE ME DO IT!!!"

No....wait a minute.

I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.

I tell you it really was.

004 takes a deep breath. And lets it out slowly, looking at 009.

006 did it. I saw him. We all did. Yup. Sneaky bastage. We all knew it. That's right. Caught him. Red handed. Ever seen his eyes? Beady. Can't trust him.

003: All right,, ENOUGH all ready!

004: Hey, you don't have to tell me twice. Nope. Most other guys wont shut up when you tell them to. But not me. No, sir. I shut up when I'm told to shut up. That's right. Silent as a church. Nobody has to tell me....

003: All right, SHUT UP, SHUTTING UP.

Both men stop and grab smokes. They lite them up as though nothing had happened.

004: "Well?" Looking at 009

009 frowns.

009: "You know I'm going to have to kill you, of course."

004: "Drink first?"

003: "Pub?" Looking at 009.

[Joyce Carrington]

009: "Pub."

*Grabs the arms both men offer her*

009: "Say... did I tell you about some pictures I own?"

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 turns slowly to look at her, almost surprised and thoroughly enjoying her ribbing. Or is it???

No matter.

004: "Pub it is. And the first round is on me. And if you get past that the next round is on Bryce, and so on and so forth."


Now....about these photos....

004 raises and eyebrow....