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[Bryce (003)]

Poor lass.....

At least she gave you a warning shot....well three.

Where's Moneypenny?

That was the idea here.

*pauses as 006 yells from inside office bath*

Stick with it 006...We'll call....someone....I suppose.....

*looks to 004*

003/004: NOT!

[Xenobia]

*Xenobia arrives briefcase in hand*

Sorry I am late Penny, I was briefing the Prime Minister on some information I turned up last night. It seems I have found a Weapon of Mass Destruction -- a rather potent laxitive that when administered can ruin someone's night.

Luckily for me, I merely saw the item, knew from whence it came, and gave it to a couple of boys in French Intelligence. It's not like they would notice the difference anyway. Those boys never shower.

*Walks past 009's office, notes bullet holes* Ah...I see 009 wanted another round with 004. *Pauses. Notes silence* Ah! Lunch hour. Maybe I can finally get some work done.

-- Xenobia
(Completely ignoring the thoroughly ignorable Joyce Carrington)

[Bryce (003)]

Lads, let's quietly get out of here...I sense a cat fight and no man will be spared...

*Bryce backs to elevator slowly*

[Xenobia]

Like catfights don't turn you on.

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

*Joyce is cleaning gun in office, satisfied with the new look of her door*

"Lunchtime... Well, off to break the news to Xen, then."

*Strolls over to Xen's office*
*Waits at door*
*Stretches arms*
*Is somewhat startled to find Xen opening the door*

Silence.

*Xen has a look on her face that either expresses hate in its worst form or utter contempt*
*Or both*

009: "So, you've heard the news then...?"

[Bryce (003)]

That's what video playback is for.

[Xenobia]

*Walks past Joyce with barely a nod*

"It was before he knew me, and he was bored."

*Takes the film out of the tape and balls it up*

"Here 003 play catch! Ooops! Don't want to play with something that won't explode?"

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Xenobia
"It was before he knew me, and he was bored."

I believe there has been a misunderstanding...

*Xen turns around and growls*

Oh well, I'll leave you in this delusion.

[Bryce (003)]

Saucer of milk...table for two....

Meeee-Ow..Pffft!

I'm outta here...

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
That's what video playback is for.

Don't worry mate....

I gotta carrier signal to my flat. Most of the stuff is rubbish...but occasionaly you get gold.

I'll send you a copy.

Well, let's get some lunch...I'm actually feeling a bit peckish afterall.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

By the way, 004, could we have a word? It's about the photographs...

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 looks at the beautiful but somewhat weary and threadbare 009.

004 speaks straight-faced to her:

"You show me your and I'll shouw you mine.

004's eyes spakle just a little.

Okay, lady...balls in your court....

004

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
I*notices Moneypenny looking a bit pouty* What's the matter luv?  *realizing* Someone's not come in yet....Neither has Xenobia.....Hmmmm. *gives Moneypenny a quick hug* Cheer up. How about lunch with 004 & I? No pub. A REAL restaurant...Tablecloths and silver.

*Athena snaps out of a daze* Oh Bryce... you know, I just feel... *sigh* left out at times, you know? *hugs* A REAL restauraunt... *closes eyes and breaths in* That would be lovely.

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
004 looks at the beautiful but somewhat weary and threadbare 009.

004 speaks straight-faced to her:

"You show me your and I'll shouw you mine"

009 raises eyebrow. "Fine. Let's say... your place? Around eight?"

004 nods. "But of course."
*Hesitating whether he should grin or not as soon as she is out of view*
*Proceeds with the grin*

009 turns back and fires another three rounds into the wall.

[Xenobia]

HMmmm....and she thinks I'm delusional.

Riiiiiight.

-- Xenobia

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Saucer of milk...table for two....

Meeee-Ow..Pffft!

I'm outta here...

003 when you have permission to speak again, I'll be sure to let you know.

Until then, go play with 004 on his boat, and keep QUIET!

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

Say Bryce, got any more of that tobasco left? And the shaving cream? It's for Xen...

[Matt O'S oo4]

An excellent agent....an exceptional looking lady to be sure....but's shes damned hard on the furniture.

Hm..

"Eight o'clock. Until then...."

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Say Bryce, got any more of that tobasco left? And the shaving cream? It's for Xen...

Overhearing her...

"I think its in the bottom left hand drawer....
oh make sure you check it first....probably a set up waiting for you!"

004

[Joyce Carrington]

No worries, I'll ask Molly to open it for me.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
No worries, I'll ask Molly to open it for me.

Hmmm, I like the way she thinks.

"Good plan. Let me know how it works out."

Very quietly, to himself....."I'll be keeping my head down."

004

[Joyce Carrington]

*009 knocks on the door to Dr. Warmflash's office*
*It collapses*

"Er... Molly? Could I have a word with you?"

*A bald Dr. Warmflash steps out.*

009: "Nice hairdo, by the way. Could you do me a favour? Bryce's asked me to open a drawer in his desk. Apparently, it's stuck..."

*Molly eyes 009 with suspicion*

009: "...And, well, you know how busy I am, especially with the whole Xenobia situation, the poor thing's lost it... Could you do it for me? And gee, I'm so sorry about the office. I heard someone threw a grenade into it... I wonder who it was..."

*Molly still isn't convinced.*

009: "I'll put a good word in for you with G."

*Molly runs to Bryce's office*
*009 sighs*

009: "Well, back to work."

[Genrewriter]

*G glances up from his book as a loud bang is heard.*

*Steps outside and sees Dr. Warmflash covered in shaving cream and tabasco sauce.*

Hi, Molly. Oh, by the way. You might want to avoid ticking off the other ladies in the office. Just a suggestion, darling.

*Goes back into office, shaking head in amusement. Picks up phone and dials up 004*

Good one, buddy. Very good.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Later, after returning from lunch....

While working in his office, Matt hears but pays little attention to, some garbled distant idle chatter from somewhere outside of his office. Matt is doing some on-line research of some unusual activity taking place outside of Pakistan....

Suddenly from what seems like from another office is a sound not unlike a very soft explosion. Very muffled and deep and the floor of Matt's office reverberates for just a second.

Matt looks up slowly from his work. "Uh, oh"

Beliving he recognizes the sound, 004 drops what he is doing and calmly walks to his door and looks out.

At first the door to John Bryce's office is closed. Looking down at the floor, however, a soft, white substance is slowly oozing out under the crack.

The knob turns and the door opens slowly inward.

"Looks like Johns decorated in early marshmellow," Matt thinks to himself.

Out of the mire, Molly Warmflash, separates herself from the cubicle of shaving cream, looking like Frosty the Snowman.

Matt looks at her, chocking back the laughter.

"Well, there's something you don't see everyday...."

"How are your Dr. Smores?"

004 softly closes his office door, hearing both Dr. Warmflash spitting and grunting and 009 almost hysterical laughter.

I love this job.

004's phone rings.

"Yes, G. What can I do for you?"

004

[Xenobia]

*Xen grabs Molly*

"It's 003's drawer. Think about this." *Molly pauses and glares at 009's door*

"I know, it's Carrington, what can you do. Do you know she's was going to make me a strawberry Shortcake with tabassco sause and shaving cream? It's true. Good thing I had a spy camera installed somewhere where she'd never think to look."

Now, how about you and I think of something nice to do to 003, 004, and 009, while we are out to lunch and shopping with Moneypenny.

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

Message to Bryce: "I'm sure you don't mind, darling. It gave us all a good laugh. I'll have it cleaned up in no time. Now, about those boobytraps of yours... Care to create one for Xen?"

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Xenobia


"Good thing I had a spy camera installed somewhere where she'd never think to look."

Really, Xen, I'm not THAT stupid... Crazy, extremely crazy, but not stupid.

[Xenobia]

My dear, trust me, where this camera is, you won't see it.

And that's all I say -- to you. I might tell 003 and 004, I might not.

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

*calls 003 and 004*

"Gentlemen... It seems like a small crisis is brewing in the MI6 office."

[Matt O'S oo4]

Wait until eight o'clock.

What is going on now?!?!

004