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[Bryce (003)]

I prefer the Venetian and VIP salon...

[Genrewriter]

Actually, that's what caused the trouble. You can't imagine how truly difficult it is to outrun an out of shape security guard, especially when you have a cocktail waitress who has fallen for you also chasing after you, screaming for a tip.

[Bryce (003)]

Um....actually.....

*Bryce thinks better of it*

[Genrewriter]

I had the same thought but decided not to go there. This IS after all a PG-13 site.

[Bryce (003)]

Yes, some of the cocktaiil waitress..er...um..wardrobe in Vegas is certainly....um...well...Vegas.

The Paris hotel's cocktail outfits (a daring take on the french police uniforms) do insure that I'd be happy to be arrested and detained for several hours.

I almost was....

Put it this way. Several chaps surrounded me at the Craps table and told me I had an "urgent phone call"......Thank God for soundproofed rooms.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Whats going on around here?

I leave the site for just, what seems like a few minutes, and there is another page of responses and 200 more hits?

What the....what the.....

I gotta quit my job so I can keep up.

Oh, wait a minute...we don't really WORK anyway, do we 003?

Nevermind....

004

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Originally posted by Xenobia
000 is a most powerful agent.  He stretches from here to eternity.

You have no idea. I'm Bond...and B-E-Y-O-N-D. Don't look to deep into that, mind you.

[Bryce (003)]

Cheers 00-Zero....

*Bryce PM's a pint to 00-Zero*

[Bryce (003)]

No 004 - we don't work...just survive...

[Genrewriter]

The most dangerous game of all.

[Athena007]

Yes.... and isn't it just a thrill to play...

[Matt O'S oo4]

Yes it is indeed.

It's not just a job....its...uh...

.....time we played...that dangerous game

Wouldn't you say 003?

004

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
....time we played...that dangerous game
Wouldn't you say 003?

May I join in?
I can be pretty good at it... ask Bryce...

[Matt O'S oo4]

Anytime.

What weapon do you usually carry?

004

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
What weapon do you usually carry?

All I need is... my body

Besides that I always keep a blade (dagger) in my left boot. My Walther PPK only travels with me when I get the feeling that I'll need the extra protection...

-Athena- (003's protege)

[Bryce (003)]

A silenced PPK and a short skirt....

[Matt O'S oo4]

Soulnd like were ready to play.

Say, 003 is your calendar open for a little...gaming on the horizon?

It would seem that we are overdue at the office.

004

[Bryce (003)]

Hmmmm.....

Worth a glance....

*Bryce checks calendar...then date....1991*

I need a new calendar...

[Matt O'S oo4]

1991?

Apparently, John, a calendar may not be the only thing you have tnat needs replacing.

BLAH!

We are very overdue for a mission.

We need to get back to work.

Let me know what works out for us and any other members of the section.

Tell Athena to bring her body.

004

[Bryce (003)]

I understand there's a bit of bother in southern Italy....Ready to go back to Rome - splinter faction of the Red Brigade is acting up...and out.....

Remember that 737 out of Madrid last year?...128 people...B******'s....

What say we make sure their "Seatbacks are in the upright position."?

I'll see what Tanner has to say....

[Matt O'S oo4]

Keep me informed. I'm going off-line here in about five minutes.

Hackers you know. (Some people never learn.)

I'll jump back in early this PM and look what you have come up with. The sooner the better in my book.

I've been doing the Shrublands express for about 4 months on orders from M and I can't tell you have many free radicals I've destroyed.

Pip, pip.

Oops, make that three minutes.

At any rate, I will keep my con open for you reply.

My cell phone is activated to reach me ina pinch.

Keep your eyes open and the hammer cocked.

004

[Bryce (003)]

My "hammer" is always cocked.....

[Blofeld's Cat]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
My "hammer" is always cocked.....

... to drive that nail in.

[Athena007]

"Did you check her out?"
"Head to Toe..."

Miniskirt... check
007 boots... check
Sharpened Dagger... check
Walther PPK w/ silencer... check
oh and... Body... check

I'm ready to go...

[booyeah_]

Originally posted by Athena007
"Did you check her out?"
"Head to Toe..."

Miniskirt... check
007 boots... check
Sharpened Dagger... check
Walther PPK w/ silencer... check
oh and... Body... check

I'm ready to go...

In the words of Sammy Davis Jr., they ain't never gonna get a cake big enough to put her on top of.

[Bryce (003)]

Quite.

Well done with "deleted scene" quote.

Cheers.

[Bryce (003)]

Just checked out the pic....

.........

.........

Hmmm...Time for some scotch....

[Athena007]

Another Scotch, Bryce

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce cracks seal on new bottle*

Oh my....:eek:

As I've said before (and proven over the years) I'm in trouble....

[Blofeld's Cat]

Bryce, I'm guessing that your "home" here at CBn is The Blades Martini Lounge.