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[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce sits in lounge with Dean Martin's "Ain't that a Kick in the Head" blasting Bose speakers*

WHAT!!???!!!

[Bryce (003)]

Don't tell me I scared everyone out of the lounge....

*Bryce puts on Sinatra*

"Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars...."

[Matt O'S oo4]

Scare me out of a loungs???

Bhaaa Haaa Haa!!!

He don't know me very well........do he???

I see your drinking scotch.....may I?...

004

Don't worry.

Well fly your butt to the moon!!!


Bartender! Bartender!!

[Xenobia]

*shakes head*

You didn't scare me out of the lounge, I left of my own free will.

Heavy metal is allowed to be blasted from speakers, in fact, that's the only way it should be played.

Blasting Dean Martin however, is just a waste of the speakers' power. The music of the Rat Pack should be in the background, used as inspiration for the night's activities, not in the foreground leading to the music being the night's lone activity.

Now if you will excuse me, I am going to call George tell him how lovely he looks in a kilt.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

Ahhh, 004

Now, about that game of Backgammon...

Regimental rules of course...

[Matt O'S oo4]

It will be my most sincere honor.

(I get the first shot)

Lets talk shop. What is your weekend looking like?

004

[Bryce (003)]

I'm around with the Bad Kitty and the Dog in town.

He'd love to see you.

- 003

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Now, about that game of Backgammon...

Awe, backgammon... very enjoyable game... I take part in it often...
I'll play with the winner... o_0 ...you know what I mean...

[Bryce (003)]

004 - Dig up those rules for Strip-gammon would you?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Shaaa-duup!

Don't say that on an unscrambled frequency.
We don't have enough space for everyone to play.

Besides, you'll scare the straights!

004

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Don't say that on an unscrambled frequency.

Hey 004...

*switches to a scrambled frequency*
>"{} 004 H+~/6- h9*^^_+| 003 H(*&^)H ;] |+:"!~``8 /*- ?
*switches scrambled frequency off*

what do you think of that

-Athena: 003's protege-

[Matt O'S oo4]

I'm game if you are.

You bring the chainsaw.

I'll bring the scotch.

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Once more into the breach, dear fr...fr...

Oh, hell with it, just pass the scotch.

You know 003, this reminds me of the time that you....

uh....I guess that's for another thread.

Perhaps to post soon...you know the time when we were in Cairo.....

(to be continued)

004

[Athena007]

*chainsaw in one hand... chocolate Martini in the other hand*
Keep the beer for yourself, 004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Hmmmm....

Chainsaws tend to splatter a bit and a martini glass is a fragile thing.

Perhaps.....ummm....my gettoblaster would be more to your liking.

003.....

fill her in.....

on the equipment.....

(Q) STOP THAT!!

Thank you....

004

[Athena007]

I would just actually be happy with my dagger... no need for these chainsaws... but YOU did ask me to bring it... so

Uuuuuuemmmmmm, Bryce!

Oh, I'm sorry... what were you saying? I was a little preoccupied...

-Athena 003.5

(I've decided since I'm 003's protege I think 003.5 sounds better than 003 1/2... I'm version 003.5... LOL)

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce translates scrambled message from Athena*

:eek:

Um...quite....yes......

*Knowing he's still in trouble*

Ahhhh Cairo......

Ahhhh...Bach!

*Glances at framed photo*

PHOTO: 004 in tux (tie undone, jacket over shoulder) with cigarette and giving the finger - Pyramid's visable in background.

Bit of a walk back wasn't it?

Wow....My own protege....Now, what to teach her?????

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Wow....My own protege....Now, what to teach her?????

My guess is everything your teachers forgot to teach you. That sounds like a good place to start.

Why do I think these lessons won't involve a textbook. ;-)

Can I ask what is perhaps a silly question?

Was there ever a mission that did not involve 003 and or 004 flipping someone off?

-- Xenobia
(who seems to be getting the point of these mission briefings)

[Matt O'S oo4]

Perhaps.

It would seen that would normally be a classified matter.

However, off the record, as it were, there was an occasion in which we were providing extra security for the Queen.

BS assignment.

A few perks along the way, good food and plenty of it, cushy stuff...you know the scene. (I believe Bryce ended up with a case of Dom, afterwards).

At any rate, 003 and I were above in an observation point lookout station. 006 and 002 were on the lower level...blah, blah....same ol', same ol.'

Nothing special was happening....as a matter of fact, thingks couldn't have been more complacent...out-right boring as an assignment like that can get....so we started goofing around.... somewhat.... uh.... inappropriately, I might add.

003 and I began using a number of....uh...."highly technical jargon" at each other and 006 made the mistake of getting involved....in full view of the Queen....(God, save the mark) and one rather ambitious new operative.

The "Finger" could have beem the least of our problems.

One of the standard duty agents saw what he thought was a gun in Freeman's hand (006 has...uh...rather long slender fingers...on his hands) and the rookie moves in to intercept, sounding the silent alert to all agents.

Instead of waiting for the move in code, he rather zealously (I actually used the phrase "moron" in my report) took the initive, unfortunatly for 006.

003 and I went into alert status at once, scanning the room, however, did not realize until it was too late to warn 006 before he received a healthy cuff across the back of the head.

We did, however, have plenty of time to let 002 (in on the fun) know what was about to happen (003 claimed that was strictly an observer...I don't know...) so he could get a complete view of the situation (pulled out his video recoding device).

I actually thought I saw a small smile on the Queen's face....nahh, couldn't have been....no matter.....so.....

I believe it ended reather badly. The whole incident was captured on video and 006 drew a repremand for "behaviour innapropriate to an 00 while on duty" and all that rubbish.

Strange, I believe that 006 didn't speak to us for several weeks.

Oops, I forgot, he was at the North Pole for that time period...ah, well.


Not really sure what happened to the rookie. I did remark to 003 that the bathrooms were looking much better after that....I wonder....

So, technically, no one saw US give the "finger," however, we were all pointing our indexes at 006 and laughing our a**es off, if I remember correctly.

Otherwise, no.

004

[Bryce (003)]

Don't make me reveal what 004 pulled out at the officer's club in China Beach.....

And no, "flippin' the bird" is SOP for 004 & I on assignment, at the pub, grocery shopping, in church, driving past MI5....

[Xenobia]

So sad really...

I think of much better ways of telling the world your collective IQ. Not that your actions don't give that all away.

Thank God for the Moussad. Someone's always on watch.

-- Xenobia

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Wow....My own protege....Now, what to teach her?????

Starting with the ABC of it
Getting right down to the XYZ of it
Help me solve the mystery of it
Come on and teach me tonight

[MrDraco]

I see..its happy hour for you guy too...suggest joining me with my 9th glass of wine while watching two towers...horsea ridin is making me sick

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Xenobia
So sad really...

Thank God for the Moussad.  Someone's always on watch.

-- Xenobia

MOSSAD Xen, MOSSAD.

Not sad, quite fun actually.....

*Bryce finishes final touches on Shaving cream bomb for the MI5 staff picnic*

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Athena007


Starting with the ABC of it
Getting right down to the XYZ of it
Help me solve the mystery of it
Come on and teach me tonight

No really, What are you trying to say?

*Bryce debabtes hassle involved in living in a cold shower regulary*

See you tomorrow dear. 004 looks forward to the meeting of 003.5 - Pics to follow - including a funny one of 004 after our second scottle of botch this afternoon.

*Bryce continues pointing and laughing at 004 during backgammon game*

New policy. Three moves to your one....YES!

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
No really, What are you trying to say?
*Bryce debabtes hassle involved in living in a cold shower regulary*

I'm just saying I would like you to teach me the ins and outs of the spy world... what did you think I was saying +

See you tomorrow dear. 004 looks forward to the meeting of 003.5 - Pics to follow - including a funny one of 004 after our second scottle of botch this afternoon.

Ah yes... 003, 003.5, and 004... shall we wreck havoc on L.A. tomorrow (actually today now), my dear Men? Oh and what about drinks... Whiskey? Rum? Shots? I suppose I could settle for scotch.... *wonders if I'll end up knocking out on your couch, again* Oh... and, I'm up for a game or two of Backgammon, I used to be good at it... I might need some... retraining...

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)


MOSSAD Xen, MOSSAD.

Gotta love MS Word...destroying people's ability to spell, one customer at a time.

I have CNN on right now...and so far, no massive disasters out of LA.

So far...

-- Xen

[Bryce (003)]

The best laid plans....

Sorry we were unable to connect Athena....It was one of "those" days I guess.

Alas, 004, much to his dismay, got called in by the Duty Officer at around 6:30am this morning (poor, sorry, hungover b******) and I didn't start moving until about 11:45am....

There's always another plan.....

[Matt O'S oo4]

Yaaawn. Aaaahh, craap.

Just turned my brain back on (even though I've been in the office since 8 AM).

Thought it was Monday, but, nooo...we've already had enough of that.

Attempting to get my bearing back. Thank goodness for dark roast coffee (and plenty of it, I might add).

So......blah.

Hope to get in a few more zzz's tonight to make up for those lost this weekend (nothing like exhaustion to keep you on your toes).

004

[Bryce (003)]

Ahhhhh......

There you are 004 (poor, sorry blighter)

Alas, yesterday just spun into a familiar downward spiral - seemingly for both myself and 003.5 - For me (along with the Bad Kitty, the Dog and the lounge kitty) a "quick bite at the pub" became a "long afternoon with the pints".

As for our lovely 003.5, based on her transmissions (scrambled of course), she had the good fortune to suffer through having her champagne glass constantly being refilled which lent itself to an unscheduled siesta....

Hope you are faring better than us my dear. We'll reschedule for some more backgammon and debauchery....

*Bryce finds note from his liver: "Screw you pal!" *

That about sums it up....

*Bryce refills mug with Maui Kona Roast*