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[Xenobia]

Well put 004.

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
A gentlemen never discusses the tips he gives a lady.

I could make a very sick joke right now, but I won't.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Hmmm.

I think you just did.

004

[Xenobia]

*shakes head*

At the mere suggestion of the joke, or have I made one of my unfortunate puns.

-- Xen

[Genrewriter]

Welcome to the site, 004.

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce glances at PDA while waiting for his pint at the pub*

I'm staying out of this...

*Calls across bar*

Anabelle - Bring some single-malt with that!

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*Bryce glances at PDA while waiting for his pint at the pub*

I'm staying out of this...

Coward, smart coward, but still a coward. ;-)

Don't forget, I know what pub Anabelle works at. :-D

-- Xen
(who is most obviously having a busy day at work)

[Bryce (003)]

Anabelle still likes me....

I even called AND sent flowers the next day.

Welcome aboard the good ship CBn 004.

I'll clear you with the duty officer on the Staff floor. My offiice is the second on the left. Drop by for some scotch....or come find me at the pub.

Just try not to knock down any techs when you park the Lagonda (it's lovely to see - deep almost satin maroon finish with a tan interior)...Just don't touch....For the love of GOD....don't touch.

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Anabelle still likes me....

That's just what she tells you because she doesn't have the heart to tell you the truth.

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
I even called AND sent flowers the next day.

That desperate? I didn't think you were having a slow week that week.

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Just try not to knock down any techs when you park the Lagonda (it's lovely to see - deep almost satin maroon finish with a tan interior)...Just don't touch....For the love of GOD....don't touch.

Why not? I'd only bomb around in it.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

I hope everyone is having fun....so...

....excuse...that's my drink....

Just a second everyone.....I'll just be a minute....

004

[Mister Asterix]

::Mister Asterix shells out for the next round of drinks celebrating the new guy in town. He adds a healthy gratutity for Anabelle for putting up with so much.::

Here’s to Double-Oh-Four. Welcome to CBn.

[Matt O'S oo4]

And there was much rejoicing (ye-ah)/

With much appreciation. I am throughly enoying the experience. However, I fully expect to give credit to where it is due. So....

Let's all give 003 an appropriate round of applause (and scotch)!

Thanks goes out to him for getting me involved in this website and all the excellent informaiton and entertaining discussion.

Say, 003, someone's at the door....would you mind?...

004

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce gulps down shot*

Thanks 004 and thank you Mr. Asterix (See Matt, that's real class - he's had moving expenses, car payments and a change of locale in the last few weeks but he still buys a round for a Double-O ).

Oh yes....The door....

Right-O!!

*Bryce sticks head out - Ducks as bullet tears through door frame. Reels back in somewhat dazed*

Still LURKING about!

Hey laughing-boy, one more bullet left!

*Goes back to bar*

Bartender! Bartender! Where's mine!

[Matt O'S oo4]

One bullet left!?!?!?

Hey, Freeman.....

.....com'ere......

....we've go something to show ya.....

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT....

[Bryce (003)]

A spy with three livers.....

[Matt O'S oo4]

And the capacity to burn them all out in a single evening...

meet

003 and 004!!!

[Bryce (003)]

and now a catchy little jingle:

"A bottle of this,
and some ammo for that,
Everyone likes John & Matt!"

*006 sticks head in covered in shaving cream* NOT ME!

"Everyone who counts likes John & Matt".

copyright 2003 - 003 & 004

[Athena007]

Welcome to the club Matt O'S. (oo4)!
(any friend of Bryce's is a friend of mine)

[Matt O'S oo4]

Ditto.

Was provided an image by 003 of you and a very beautiful Jaguar.

You definitely outclassed the car.

Hope to hear from you again.

004

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
You definitely outclassed the car.

Oh, now that HURTS.....

No offense Athena - He's just been bagging on my car ever since I blew his up.....the first time....

[Matt O'S oo4]

I don't think so.

I don't think so, because you have a very short memory.

That was 006 who blew up your car some time ago as I tragically
remember...

I blow up my own cars, thank you very much.

004

[Bryce (003)]

No.

001 - McClane - (little punk) blew up my '88 Saab 900 Turbo.

Freeman left his "cooler" in your back seat for a month. Blowing up your FIRST Lagonda was the only sterile action to take.

You were THERE (you were drunk as a skunk, but there).

Just like the time you bought those cheap fake katana's in Honk Kong at Dr. Fong's shop.

When we were there in the store, I told you - "Don't buy these, they're fake."

[Matt O'S oo4]

Yes.

McClane was an rookie - not a 00. And he was hit by a Air to Surface sidewinder missle launched from a helo. I guess he forgot what the steering wheel was for.

So, do what I do.

1. Stop buying that cheap Ralphs Brand 36 month old scotch just because its cheap.
2. Whatever kind of scotch you see Freeman buy.....YOU don't buy that brand.
3. Stay away from the loo after Freeman uses it. Safety First!
4. Smoke more.
5. Eat less.

No, really.

004

[Bryce (003)]

Yeah, that's true....

I'm suprised the self proclaimed "Sake' King of Tokyo" remembers this much detail.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Was provided an image by 003 of you and a very beautiful Jaguar. You definitely outclassed the car.

Why thank you *blush* I can only try...

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Welcome to Cbn, oo4. We've been expecting you. Make yourself comfortable. Hope the site meets your requirements. Now how many 00's does that make around here?

[Bryce (003)]

Good question.

I can think of 5 off the top:

Myself - 003
Matt - 004
Glor - 009
Xenobia - 002, due to her work.
Mansfield - 005

Not a bad section so far....

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Myself - 003

I'm 003 1/2 since I'm your protege LOL!!!

[Bryce (003)]

That has soooo many possible implications, I'll leave it be.

Actually - a side note. When I met our lovely Athena at Spyfest, the first thing I asked her was "Where did you find those boots?"

Her response "I made them. I almost put 003 on them. It's my number."

She had NO idea who she was speaking to.

We've since agreed that I've held my number nearly as long as she's been alive, hence - She my protege. So to speak.

004 - Bail me out and mention Bryce's younger sister.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Good question.

I can think of 5 off the top:

Myself - 003
Matt - 004
Glor - 009
Xenobia - 002, due to her work.
Mansfield - 005

Not a bad section so far....

*ahem, erm, ahem* There's another 00 you're forgetting, old boy. *ahem*

[Bryce (003)]

Had to have my fun 00-Zero.

Count yourself in and grab a pint and a silenced weapon;)