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[thecasinoroyale]

OHMSS:

James Bond: Sean Connery
Tracy: Jane Seymour
Blofeld: Donald Pleasance
Draco: Adolfo Celi
Ruby: Caroline Bliss


Worst Bond Girl...

Stacey Sutton

or

Jinx

??

[Jaws0178]

Jinx

Roger Moore gracefully bows out of Bond prior to View to a kill, and Timothy Dalton takes the role a film early, and does three

or

Roger Moore refuses to leave after A View to a kill, does Dalton's two and Goldeneye?

[thecasinoroyale]

As much as I love Roger Moore, he couldn't pull off a 60+ year old Bond in the cutting action/thriller market of film for 007, so I have to let him go and have our man Dalton get another film...Roger Moore gracefully bows out of Bond prior to View to a kill, and Timothy Dalton takes the role a film early, and does three.



Most useless henchman #3:

The soldier who doesn't run and gets himself wedged between the Fort Knox vault door and bars in 'Goldfinger'

OR

The technician who get's tripped over by Bond, doesn't know where Dr.No keeps hs prisoners and gets punched in the face in 'Dr.No'

??

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Most useless henchman #3:

The soldier who doesn't run and gets himself wedged between the Fort Knox vault door and bars in 'Goldfinger'

Double feature:

Moonraker/For Your Eyes Only

or

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service/Diamonds Are Forever?

[thecasinoroyale]

'Moonraker' and 'For Your Eyes Only'

Most useless henchman #4:

The karate fighter who shows off his vocal and physical skills but gets punched in the face and K.O's by Bond in 'The Man With The Golden Gun'

OR

The karate fighter who gets beaten by two girls, hit by a watermelon, then tries to chase Bond but gets punched into the lake also in 'The Man With The Golden Gun'

??

[glidrose]

'Moonraker' and 'For Your Eyes Only'

Most useless henchman #4:

The karate fighter who shows off his vocal and physical skills but gets punched in the face and K.O's by Bond in 'The Man With The Golden Gun'

OR

The karate fighter who gets beaten by two girls, hit by a watermelon, then tries to chase Bond but gets punched into the lake also in 'The Man With The Golden Gun'

??

They're both pretty useless. I'm going to take a pass.

[Jaws0178]

I'll catch your pass, and go with the second choice.

Pierce Brosnan is asked to leave after The World is not Enough, paving the way for Daniel Craig to be announced as the sixth James Bond just in time for Die Another Day (which is not changed)

vs

Pierce Brosnan is kept on for one more film, which is a film adaption of the game Everything or Nothing, complete with the entire cast from the game (Shannon Elizabeth, Mya, etc) with the exception of Richard Kiel due to health issues. Jaws is instead played by Matthew McGrory.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Your second offer, namely because I'd hate to see Daniel Craig's good name besmirched by the likes of DAD. :-P


Better death for Tee Hee:

Breaking Bond's little finger, and then being tossed down a flight of stairs, as in the novel

or

Being tossed out of a train, with his claw left hanging, as in the film

?

[The Dove]

Tee Hee being tossed out of the train window and his arm hanging onto window as in the film.

Ursula Andress:

as Honey Ryder in Dr. No

or

Vesper Lynd in the 1967 Casino Royale spoof?

[thecasinoroyale]

Honey Ryder in Dr. No everytime!


Most usless henchman #5:


Ourumov's trigger-happy and nervous soilder in 'GoldenEye' who nearly blows the gas tanks

OR

Xenia's large towel-wearing thug who tries to sabotage Bond but just get's the bucket, also in 'GoldenEye'.

??

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Ourumov's trigger-happy and nervous soilder in 'GoldenEye' who nearly blows the gas tanks

Bond film/cast mixup:

From Russia With Love

Timothy Dalton as James Bond
Izabella Scorupco as Tatiana Romanova
Daniel Craig as Red Grant
Topol as Ali Kerim Bey
Dame Judi Dench as Rosa Klebb

or

The Spy Who Loved Me

Sean Connery as James Bond
Caroline Munro as Agent Triple X
Telly Savalas as Karl Stromberg
David Hedison as Commander Carter
Barbara Bach as Naomi?

[thecasinoroyale]

'From Russia With Love'

Timothy Dalton as James Bond
Izabella Scorupco as Tatiana Romanova
Daniel Craig as Red Grant
Topol as Ali Kerim Bey
Dame Judi Dench as Rosa Klebb

That would be epic Bond!


Most useless henchman #6:

The goon outside the house in Venice, prowling in the shadows outside only to be watched by Bond and get a bullet in the neck in 'Casino Royale'

OR

The driver who tries to divert Bond away from SPECTRE but ends up failing to land any punches and ends up taking cyanide in 'Dr.No'

??

[Trevelyan 006]

The driver who tries to divert Bond away from SPECTRE but ends up failing to land any punches and ends up taking cyanide in 'Dr.No'

Simply For Failing To Land Any Punches..


From Russia With Love (Film)

Or

From Russia With Love (Novel)

[PrinceKamalKhan]

From Russia With Love (Film)

'From Russia With Love'

Timothy Dalton as James Bond
Izabella Scorupco as Tatiana Romanova
Daniel Craig as Red Grant
Topol as Ali Kerim Bey
Dame Judi Dench as Rosa Klebb

That would be epic Bond!

Agreed. I'm in the mood for another Bond film cast/mixup:

GoldenEye
Bond: Timothy Dalton
Natalya: Fiona Fullerton
006: Pierce Brosnan
Ourumov: Steven Berkoff
Xenia: Zena Marshall
Mishkin: John Rhys-Davies

or

Moonraker
Bond: George Lazenby
Holly: Jill St. John
Drax: Louis Jourdan
Corinne: Claudine Auger
Chang: Tetsuro Tamba
Manuela: Halle Berry?

[thecasinoroyale]

'GoldenEye' with

Bond: Timothy Dalton
Natalya: Fiona Fullerton
006: Pierce Brosnan
Ourumov: Steven Berkoff
Xenia: Zena Marshall
Mishkin: John Rhys-Davies


Keep 'em coming PKK!


Most useless henchman #7:

The moustached agent following Bond and Tatiana through the film...waiting to strike...before being bumped off with ease by Red Grant in 'From Russia With Love'

OR

The SPECTRE ninja based in Tanaka's school who tries to kill Bond with his ninja training...before being killed off rather rapidly.

??

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Most useless henchman #7:

The moustached agent following Bond and Tatiana through the film...waiting to strike...before being bumped off with ease by Red Grant in 'From Russia With Love'

Keep 'em coming PKK!

OK.

Octopussy
James Bond: Pierce Brosnan
Octopussy Smythe: Eva Green
Prince Kamal Khan: Art Malik
Magda: Britt Ekland
General Orlov: John Rhys-Davies
Penelope Smallbone: Eunice Gayson

or

You Only Live Twice
James Bond: George Lazenby
Tiger Tanaka: Toshiro Suga
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Curt Jurgens
Kissy Suzuki: Maryse Guy Mitsouko
Aki: Michelle Yeoh
Miss Brandt/#11: Luciana Paluzzi?

[thecasinoroyale]

'Ocopussy'...

James Bond: Pierce Brosnan
Octopussy Smythe: Eva Green
Prince Kamal Khan: Art Malik
Magda: Britt Ekland
General Orlov: John Rhys-Davies
Penelope Smallbone: Eunice Gayson



Best henchman death# 1:

Having maggots thrown into your face, puched in the abdomen and thrown into a chiller drawer with said maggots - "Bon appetite"

OR

Pulled backwards into an electric eel tank by a hook onto your belt, and didn't even see it coming.

??

[Jaws0178]

Pulled backwards into an electric eel tank by a hook onto your belt, and didn't even see it coming.

Skiing into a industrial sized snowplow (as in On her majesty's secret service)

or

Getting thrown into a printing press (As in Tomorrow Never Dies)

[The Dove]

Skiing into an industrial sized snowplow (as in OHMSS).

The more hair-raising, white knuckled stunt:

Bond and Mollaka fighting 200 feet up in the air along that crane in Casino Royale

or

Apostis trying to knock out Bond's pitons during the rock climbing sequence in For Your Eyes Only??

[thecasinoroyale]

Now I love the 'Casino Royale' battle but something about Apostis trying to knock out Bond's pitons during the rock climbing sequence in For Your Eyes Only still makes me shiver and think he's actually going to do it before Bond get's him!!


Best henchman death #2:

Dario getting shredded into dissolvable cocaine in 'Licence To Kill'

OR

Kriegler taking the candlestick out the window, over the roof and down St Cyril's rockface in 'For Your Eyes Only'

??

[Trevelyan 006]

Dario getting shredded into dissolvable cocaine in 'Licence To Kill'


How Would You Prefer To See 007 Bow Out:

Bond Being Killed In Action By Inside Agents Due To His Unpredictability

Or

Bond Resigning From The Service Due To A Serious Injury And Mental Strain

Edited by Trevelyan 006, 30 January 2012 - 08:22 PM.

[thecasinoroyale]

Bond Resigning From The Service Due To A Serious Injury And Mental Strain

We can't have him killed off for being TOO...Bond-like!



Unfortunate Bond-girl death:


Fields drowned in oil in 'Quantum Of Solace'

OR

Countess Lisl mowed down by quads in 'For Your Eyes Only

??

[Mr. Blofeld]

Oil Fields; Cassandra Harris just going plat into the windshield is too darkly comical for me. :-P


Gogol as Pushkin in TLD

or

Pushkin as Mishkin in GE

?

[glidrose]

Oil Fields; Cassandra Harris just going <i>plat</i> into the windshield is too darkly comical for me. :-P


Gogol as Pushkin in TLD

or

Pushkin as Mishkin in GE

?

Gogol (instead of) Pushkin in TLD.

This next one's for Elizabeth.

Putter Smith and Bruce Glover as Kidd and Wint in DAF

or

Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor as Kidd and Wint in DAF?

[Jim]

Oil Fields; Cassandra Harris just going <i>plat</i> into the windshield is too darkly comical for me. :-P


Gogol as Pushkin in TLD

or

Pushkin as Mishkin in GE

?

Gogol (instead of) Pushkin in TLD.

This next one's for Elizabeth.

Putter Smith and Bruce Glover as Kidd and Wint in DAF

or

Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor as Kidd and Wint in DAF?

Give it a rest.

[thecasinoroyale]

...seeing as we can't wait for Elizabeth indefinately, I must answer....

Putter Smith and Bruce Glover as Kidd and Wint in DAF.


The best 'GO BOND!' Bond moment:

Jumping on the jeep roof and racing down Gibraltar, whilst single handedly battling the 00's assassin in 'The Living Daylights'

OR


Water skiiing behind a sea-plane, evading the bad-guys and managing to hijack the plane and grab the money in 'Licence To Kill'

??

[Jaws0178]

Darn, I was just about to answer. Best Go Bond scene is:

Water skiiing behind a sea-plane, evading the bad-guys and managing to hijack the plane and grab the money in 'Licence To Kill'

It just screams "Holy Crap! Thats cool!!"

Bibi Dahl

vs

Sylvia Trench

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Sylvia.

Olympe(OHMSS)
http://www.wearyslot...torsN/12926.gif

or

Jenny Flex(AVTAK)
http://images2.fanpo...152-369-500.jpg ?

[Jaws0178]

I always liked Jenny Flex because she loved a good morning ride.

A book based of Commanderbond.net

or

A documentary about a day in the life of a Commanderbond.net admin

[Mr. Blofeld]

Documentary on day in the life of Monsieur Jacques Stewart. ;-)


Worse-looking film:

DAF

or

AVTAK

?