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[PrinceKamalKhan]

More cringeworthy Bond soundtrack moment: Make It Last All Night - Rage (FYEO soundtrack..ugh filthy lyrics! LOL)

John Gavin as Bond in Diamonds Are Forever

or

James Brolin as Bond in Octopussy?

[Pussfeller]

John Gavin.

Zukovsky in GoldenEye

or

Zukovsky in TWINE ?

[Jaws0178]

Zukovsky in TWINE (I mean don't get me wrong, he was funny in GE, but he saved Bonds life in TWINE. Gotta count for something.)

Jack Wade and his "ugly little bitch" in GE

vs.

Jack Wade and his very loud Hawaiian shirt in TND.

[thecasinoroyale]

Jack Wade and his "ugly little bitch" in GE. Don't know why they turned into some mock-up of J.W Pepper/Buford T Justice in 'Tomorrow Never Dies'...didn't work at all.


Bond car you'd wish to see more of on screen:

Xenia's Ferrari in 'GoldenEye'

OR

Bond's Lotus Esprit Turbo in 'For Your Eyes Only'

??

[Mr. Blofeld]

Lotus Esprit Turbo; did you mean the white one, or the red one?


Connery Nostril-Flare

or

Brosnan Pain-Face

?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Connery nostril-flare

Bond meets Blofeld at the Japanese volcano rocket base in You Only Live Twice

or

Bond alias "Sir Hilary Bray" meets Blofeld alias "Count de Bleuchamp" at Piz Gloria in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service?

[thecasinoroyale]

Lotus Esprit Turbo; did you mean the white one, or the red one?

Good point Mr.Blofeld! Sorry...I meant the red one.


Bond meets Blofeld at the Japanese volcano rocket base in 'You Only Live Twice'



Closest brush with death for Bond...

Whitaker's soldier catching him off guard, ready to shoot but to be saved by Pushkin in 'The Living Daylights'.

OR

The solar beam nearly slicing through Bond as he struggles getting the Solex out of Scaramanga's machine, in 'The Man With The Golden Gun'

??

[glidrose]

Closest brush with death for Bond...

Whitaker's soldier catching him off guard, ready to shoot but to be saved by Pushkin in 'The Living Daylights'.

OR

The solar beam nearly slicing through Bond as he struggles getting the Solex out of Scaramanga's machine, in 'The Man With The Golden Gun'

??

The solar beam nearly slicing through Bond as he struggles getting the Solex out of Scaramanga's machine, in 'The Man With The Golden Gun'

Brosnan in LTK or Moore in OHMSS?

Edited by glidrose, 25 January 2012 - 10:59 PM.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Moore in OHMSS

Thunderball pre-title sequence

or

The Man with the Golden Gun pre-title sequence?

[Pussfeller]

TMWTGG.

Paris Carver

or

Rosie Carver ?

[Eric Stromberg]

TMWTGG.

Paris Carver

or

Rosie Carver ?

Good Lord. Rosie Carver! That girl is smokin' hot. Best body of any Bond girl, I think.

Michelle Yeoh

or

Carole Bouquet

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Carole Bouquet

Would you rather have:

A Diamonds Are Forever with George Lazenby as Bond and Telly Savalas as Blofeld

or

A The Spy Who Loved Me where the character of Stromberg is instead the character of Blofeld and SPECTRE is behind the nuclear submarine hijackings?

[Mr. Blofeld]

DAF with Laz and Telly.


Worse possible development for an incidental appearance:

Robert Rietty appears as Credit Manager for EVERY casino in the Bond films following his cameo in OHMSS

or

Michael G. Wilson becomes a continuing character within the Bond films in the wake of his constant cameos

?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Michael G. Wilson becomes a continuing character within the Bond films in the wake of his constant cameos

Bond film/cast mixup:

The Living Daylights:
George Lazenby as James Bond
Karin Dor as Kara Milovy
Jimmy Dean as Whitaker
Bruce Glover as General Koskov
Topol as General Pushkin
Caroline Munro as Linda
Jeffrey Wright as Kamrah Shah
Daniel Craig as Necros
Lana Wood as Rosika Miklos
Shane Rimmer as Felix Leiter

or

A View to a Kill:
Pierce Brosnan as James Bond
Priscilla Barnes as Stacy Sutton
George Baker as Sir Godfrey Tibbett
Andreas Wisniewski as Max Zorin
Barbara Bach as Pola Ivanova
Halle Berry as May Day
Mads Mikkelsen as Scarpine
Tetsuro Tamba as Chuck Lee
Teri Hatcher as Jenny Flex
Michelle Yeoh as Pan Ho?

[thecasinoroyale]

'A View To A Kill'

Pierce Brosnan as James Bond
Priscilla Barnes as Stacy Sutton
George Baker as Sir Godfrey Tibbett
Andreas Wisniewski as Max Zorin
Barbara Bach as Pola Ivanova
Halle Berry as May Day
Mads Mikkelsen as Scarpine
Tetsuro Tamba as Chuck Lee
Teri Hatcher as Jenny Flex
Michelle Yeoh as Pan Ho?



Most pointless 'Q'-Branch 'GoldenEye' gadget:

Inflating phonebooth

OR

Tea tray X-Ray document scanner

??

[Trevelyan 006]

The Inflating Phonebooth, Seeing As It Would Serve Virtually No Purpose.

More Preferable Bond Car:

Laz's Aston In OHMSS

Or

Tim's Aston In TLD

[glidrose]

Laz's Aston In OHMSS

Which Fleming novel is most in need of a lesbian finger-bang scene? (Check this QOS review for details.)

Moonraker

Thunderball

...reasons required.

Edited by glidrose, 27 January 2012 - 01:06 AM.

[thecasinoroyale]

Moonraker

...amazing!



Which pre-title sequence should have been expanded and scripted into a decent 15 minute or so action sequence in the main film, but containing all the elements hinted at in the PTS?


'Moonraker' - Skydive and mid-air battle without a parachute, and then against Jaws

OR

'Quantum Of Solace' - Aston Martin DBS and Alfa Romeo car-chase

??

[The Dove]

"Quantum Of Solace" - Aston Martin DBS and Alfa Romeo car-chase

Bond villian lines: Elliot Carver: " So much for German efficiency!!" (when he finds out that Stamper has failed to kill 007) OR Alec Trevelyan: " I set the timers for six minutes...the same six minutes you gave me. It was the least I could do for a friend! "

[Eric Stromberg]

"Quantum Of Solace" - Aston Martin DBS and Alfa Romeo car-chase

Bond villian lines: Elliot Carver: " So much for German efficiency!!" (when he finds out that Stamper has failed to kill 007) OR Alec Trevelyan: " I set the timers for six minutes...the same six minutes you gave me. It was the least I could do for a friend! "

Dove, I'll go with "So much for German efficiency!" It's a good line and I always found Trevelyan whiney and overdramatic. A real wanker for a 00.

Future Bond movie title:

Crown Servant

or

Serpent's Tooth

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Crown Servant

Moonraker pre-title sequence

or

For Your Eyes Only pre-title sequence?

[thecasinoroyale]

'Moonraker' PTS.


'Goldfinger' Pre-title sequence

OR

'GoldenEye' Pre-title sequence

??

[solace]

Goldfinger pts


Telly Savalas Blofeld

or

Donald Pleasance Blofeld?

[thecasinoroyale]

Hmm...both have their annoyances...but I go for Telly Savalas. Blofeld should never be in drag for gods sake.


Blofeld's pussy cat

OR

Sanchez's iguana

??

[glidrose]

Donald Pleasance Blofeld. And Blofeld's pussy cat over the iguana.

Pleasance is weak but Savalas is well nigh unbearable.

George MacDonald Fraser for the films or the books?

Edited by glidrose, 27 January 2012 - 09:42 PM.

[thecasinoroyale]

From the...books.


Which ally didn't deserve to die -


Chuck Lee

OR

Rene Mathis

??

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Mathis. He would've made a great ally for the rest of the Craig era films.

Better scene involving Bond, the girl, thugs and an Aston Martin:

Bond, Tracy and Draco's 2 thugs on the Portuguese beach in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

or

Vesper's kidnapping, Bond's pursuit in the Aston Martin and the subsequent car flip in Casino Royale?

[thecasinoroyale]

Vesper's kidnapping, Bond's pursuit in the Aston Martin and the subsequent car flip in 'Casino Royale'...amazing music, fantastically shot, brilliant stunt and all for under 1minute 30.



Cheesiest Bond moment...

The fish fountain winking at camera at the end of 'Licence To Kill'

OR

Jaws gurning and flapping around falling to Earth with the circus march music playing in 'Moonraker'

??

[Pussfeller]

The winking fish, because whimsy does not belong in LTK, whereas cartoonish buffoonery is totally in keeping with the mood of MR.

Unluckiest Red Army redshirt:

Private Haretrigger in GoldenEye

or

Corporal Forehead in Octopussy

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Corporal Forehead in Octopussy

Bond film cast/mixup:

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
James Bond: Sean Connery
Tracy: Jane Seymour
Blofeld: Donald Pleasance
Draco: Adolfo Celi
Ruby: Caroline Bliss

or

Die Another Day
James Bond: Daniel Craig
Sir Gustav Graves: Rik van Nutter
Jinx: Talisa Soto
Miranda Frost: Alison Doody
Damian Falco: Shane Rimmer?