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[The Dove]

Felix as Bond's CIA contact in A View To A Kill

More annoying: That whiny kid who gripes about Tiffany Case winning the stuffed dog at Circus Circus in Diamonds Are Forever or that pesky kid who tries to sell Bond that carved, wooden elephant during the boat chase in The Man With The Golden Gun ?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

That whiny kid who gripes about Tiffany Case winning the stuffed dog at Circus Circus in Diamonds Are Forever

Better "also ran" casting pick:

Christopher Lee as Doctor Julius No in Dr. No

or

Jack Palance as Francisco Scaramanga in The Man with the Golden Gun?

[thecasinoroyale]

Christopher Lee as Doctor Julius No in 'Dr.No'. Would have been very menacing!


Your dream Bond and Bond girl pairing:

Daniel Craig and Jane Seymour

OR

Timothy Dalton and Honour Blackman

??

[solace]

Timothy Dalton and Honour Blackman.


George Lazenby in Diamonds are Forever


or


Timothy Dalton in Goldeneye

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Timothy Dalton in Goldeneye. A dream come true:

http://007art.free.f..._goldalton1.jpg

Bond film/cast mixup:

Casino Royale

James Bond: Timothy Dalton
Vesper Lynd: Carole Bouquet
Le Chiffre: Sean Bean
Solange Dimitrios: Luciana Paluzzi
Obanno: Irvin Allen
Mr. White: Jonathan Pryce
Dimitrios: Gabriele Ferzetti


or

Tomorrow Never Dies

James Bond: Roger Moore
Paris McKenna Carver: Maud Adams
Elliot Carver: Charles Gray
Wai Lin: Akiko Wakabayashi
Stamper: Daniel Craig
Jack Wade: Clifton James
Inga: Kristina Wayborn?

[thecasinoroyale]

'Casino Royale' with...

James Bond: Timothy Dalton
Vesper Lynd: Carole Bouquet
Le Chiffre: Sean Bean
Solange Dimitrios: Luciana Paluzzi
Obanno: Irvin Allen
Mr. White: Jonathan Pryce
Dimitrios: Gabriele Ferzetti

The 'TND' cast couldn't pull it off together I don't think.



50th Anniversary Celebration -

James Bond action figures release

OR

Limited Edition Prop Replicas (like the Master Replica's Star Wars Lightsabers) release

??

[The Dove]

Limited Edtion Prop Replicas

Next "Return to" filming location for a future Bond film: Las Vegas (41 years after Diamonds Are Forever) or Japan (45 years after You Only Live Twice) ?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Japan

Alternate casting:

Britt Ekland as Mrs. Tracy Bond in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

or

Diana Rigg as Mary Goodnight in The Man with the Golden Gun?

[thecasinoroyale]

Diana Rigg as Mary Goodnight in 'The Man With The Golden Gun'


The better Bond villain to employ in your new crime organisation:


Bob Conley

OR

Milton Krest

??

[mrevans]

Diana Rigg as Mary Goodnight in 'The Man With The Golden Gun'


The better Bond villain to employ in your new crime organisation:


Bob Conley

OR

Milton Krest

??

Bob Conley because he is hard working and loyal. plus he dosn't get drunk and try to steal your girl.

Which idea would you like to be rebooted

Bond getting married

OR

Bond having to fake his death

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Bond having to fake his death

Better Bond in snow action:

Bond's escape from Piz Gloria in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

or

Bond skiing away from Erik Kriegler and fellow KGB motorcycle thugs in For Your Eyes Only?

[solace]

Bonds escape from Piz gloria.


Spy who loved me PTS

or

Tomorrow never dies PTS

[glidrose]

Bonds escape from Piz gloria.


Spy who loved me PTS

or

Tomorrow never dies PTS

Tomorrow never dies PTS

Fleming begins writing Bond five years earlier (1948) or he dies two years later (1966).

[killkenny kid]

Two years later.

Better title song

K.D. Lang's Surrender

or

Sheryl Crow's Tommorrow Never Dies

[thecasinoroyale]

K.D. Lang's Surrender...sounds more Bond-like.



Which Bond girl do you take for a romantic dinner for two:


May Day

OR

Rosa Klebb

??

[Mr. Blofeld]

May Day.


Worse way to die:

Skiing into a snowplow (OHMSS)

or

Getting tossed into a printing press (TND)

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Getting tossed into a printing press (TND)

Bond and Domino at the casino and Cafe Martinique in Thunderball

or

Bond and Kara at the Prater Fairgrounds in Vienna in The Living Daylights?

[The Dove]

Bond and Domino at the casino and Cafe Martinique in Thunderball.

Bigger wasted film appearance opportunity for a Bond car: The BMW Z3 in Goldeneye (Q promises us it has gadgets but in the end, Jack Wade steals it from Bond and drives off and we see NONE of the gadgets) or the BMW in The World Is Not Enough? (Bond just has time to use the missile feature and then it gets sawed into pieces..)

[Jaws0178]

The BMW Z3 in Goldeneye (Q promises us it has gadgets but in the end, Jack Wade steals it from Bond and drives off and we see NONE of the gadgets)

Better Bond Sidekick

Jason Bourne

vs.

Frank Martin (Jason Statham from the Transporter)

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Frank Martin (Jason Statham from the Transporter)

Bond film/cast mixup:

Licence to Kill

Daniel Craig as James Bond
Gabriele Ferzetti as Franz Sanchez
Maria Grazia Cucinotta as Lupe Lamora
Teri Hatcher as Pam
Jack Lord as Felix Leiter

or

For Your Eyes Only

Timothy Dalton as James Bond
Virginia North as Melina
John Rhys-Davies as Columbo
Alison Doody as Bibi Dahl
Telly Savalas as Bald Man in Wheelchair?

[thecasinoroyale]

'Licence To Kill'

Daniel Craig as James Bond
Gabriele Ferzetti as Franz Sanchez
Maria Grazia Cucinotta as Lupe Lamora
Teri Hatcher as Pam
Jack Lord as Felix Leiter


Best Bond Score:

'A View To A Kill'

OR

'Live And Let Die'

??

[Pussfeller]

A View to a Kill

Best traitor:

Ed Killifer

or

Pussy Galore

[thecasinoroyale]

Ed Killifer.


Most entertaining double-act:


Bond and M (Bernard Lee)

OR

Bond and Q (Desmond Llewelyn)

??

[glidrose]

Ed Killifer.


Most entertaining double-act:


Bond and M (Bernard Lee)

OR

Bond and Q (Desmond Llewelyn)

??

Tough one, but I'm going with Bond and M (Bernard Lee). Lee deserved a longer run.

Who has the goofier moniker?

Captain Tightpants

Miles Miservy (the correct spelling is Miles Messervy. Imagine a screen name like Danyel Craigg)

[thecasinoroyale]

Captain Tightpants...all the way!



Who would you pick to play the Bond villain in the next film:


Jim Carrey

OR

Eddie Murphy

??

[Pussfeller]

Jim Carrey could probably play a Bond villain, given the chance.

What would have been better:

A Bambi and Thumper spinoff featuring Sammy Davis Jr as the head of the Las Vegas Intelligence Bureau?

or

A J. W. Pepper spinoff featuring Joe Don Baker as the governor of Louisiana and Burt Reynolds as Bond's Cajun cousin?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

A J. W. Pepper spinoff featuring Joe Don Baker as the governor of Louisiana and Burt Reynolds as Bond's Cajun cousin?

Bond being trapped by Chang in the centrifuge trainer in Moonraker

or

Bond being trapped by Count Lippe in the rack/spine stretching machine in Thunderball?

[Pussfeller]

The centrifuge, because Moore really sells his nausea. Best Moore performance in my book.

Better subterfuge:

Duck hat

or

Scuba coffin

[Mr. Blofeld]

Duck hat; it's less convoluted. :-P


Better codewords between allies:

"Hey, man; you see we get a little privacy!" / "Nothing but, Quarrel; nothing but..." (Dr. No)

or

"Do you have a match?" / "I carry a lighter." / "Better still..." / "Until they go wrong." (From Russia with Love)

[The Dove]

"Do you have a match" from (FRWL)...not sure if the one from Dr. No really counts as codewords though? unilke Goldeneye's "In London, April's a Spring month.." oh well..

More cringeworthy Bond soundtrack moment: Make It Last All Night - Rage (FYEO soundtrack..ugh filthy lyrics! LOL) or A Pleasant Drive in St. Petersburg - Eric Serra? (I'm SO glad that track was replaced with the current tank chase music in the film)