5 Henchman (a la Oddjob): Arnold Schwarzenegger as Heinrich Schwartz, German "knight" with great affection for two-handed swords.
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Good choice! I did consider putting a pre-Rocky Stallone into that slot, but Ahnuld is even better
Here's my latest:
1 Bond - Roger Moore
2 Bond Girl 1 (Main ie Pussy Galore/Kissy): Vanessa Redgrave as Samantha Pole, descendant of the Plantagenet dynasty and fiancee of John Vigeaux.
3 Bond Girl 2 (Minor ie Tilly Masterson/Aki): Raquel Welch as Easy Phillips, FBI Agent undercover in the Vigeaux/LaFiera 'cult' (to be introduced as "Hello, I'm Easy". Cue raised eyebrow, and "But of course you are/ I never would have guessed/ There's no doubt about that", etc etc)
4 Bond Girl 3 (Background Girl - Dink/Ling):
5 Henchman (a la Oddjob): Arnold Schwarzenegger as Heinrich Schwartz, German "knight" with great affection for two-handed swords.
6 Villain 1: Marlon Brando as Vincenzo LaFiera.
7 Villain 2: Armand Assante as John Vigeaux, a young, French-descended blueblood with religious convictions as strong as the belief in his own money.
8 M: Bernard Lee
9 Moneypenny: Lois Maxwell
10 Q: Desmond Llewelyn
11 Ally 1: Clifton James as J.W. Pepper
Re: Locations - no repeat locations are permitted
12 Pre-Titles Location:
13 Location 1: Montreal/Quebec, Canada (Vigeaux's 'birthplace' and seat of power)
14 Location 2: Schloss Neuschwanstein, Germany.
15 Location 3: Iran
16 Location 4: Gropius House, Lincoln, Massachusetts
17 Location 5: The Great Barrier Reef (I'm speculating that LaFiera has a Ken Adams designed lair - something on the scale of the Atlantis, but submersible and mobile [the 'Nautilus' anyone?] - and that the final assault would be on it; this could also be the Pinewood Set that Marlon Brando 'agreed' all of his scenes would take place on)
KEY PLOT POINTS
18 Villains Plot: The villain has aquired a pair of nuclear missiles and intends to aim them at the terminator line on the moon, the point where the light side of the moon ends and the dark side begins. An explosion over the terminator line would be back-lit by the sun, making the explosion visible to every single human being on earth. The villain plans to do this in order to increase their sphere of influence over humankind (I know CT has some more ideas about this - but some of those would influence other fields so he can voice the rest of his concept later once the other fields are filled in).
19 Pre-Title Sequence Stunt: (Taken from an early draft of "LALD"): James Bond meets an old man in a garden at night. The man hands over a pair of special contact lenses. They are disturbed by the approach of enemy agents and Bond tries to help the man escape by assisting him over a high wall that surrounds the garden. However, Bond discovers that the garden is in fact on the top of a very high building and his contact falls to his death.
20 Major Stunt 1:
21 Major Stunt 2:
22 Major Stunt 3:
23 Major Stunt 4:
24 Finale Stunt: Bond is able to prevent the launch of the missile from the villain's base off the coast of Australia (the base is here because it offers the clearest shot at the Terminator Line). Meanwhile, the villain is preparing himself for a very public appearance before his followers somewhere else in anticipation of the event. However, it never happens - Bond stops the launch by sabotaging the launch controls. The missile drifts off-course and detonates just beyond the edge of space. Bond never actually kills the villain; the villain simply loses all credibility before his folowers, becoming Nostradamus-like in his failed prediction of the event.
STUFF
25 Bond's Car (inc. car gadgets - if any):
26 Gadget 1: An 18-wheel truck that can lower a ramp to swallow up a passing car (not necessarily used by Bond).
27 Gadget 2: A pair of special contact lenses, used by Bond to see infrared wavelengths being generated by the captured missiles.
28 Gadget 3:
PRODUCTION
29 Director: Guy Hamilton/Lewis Gilbert
30 Music By: John Barry
31 Themetune by John Barry, Cher and Johnny Durrell (Johnny Durrell wrote several Cher songs at the time - including the title track to her 1974 album 'Dark Lady' and two others on the same album. For the song, think of 'Dark Lady' with a Barry-esque twist.)
32 Themetune Sung by: Cher
33 Titles Designed By: Maurice Binder
34 Description of Titles: