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[Cruiserweight]

Connery's chest being used as a ashtray holder in DAF

[Bondian]

Dud
Die Another Day
Try Another Day

[Zorin Industries]

I can't believe that no one has mentioned this one yet, but what about:

Wayne Newton as Professor Joe in LTK

I watched it again last Friday and I'm still having nightmares!!!!

Yes, he's like Jackie Stallone in a trouser suit..."Bless you heart" indeed...

[dodge]

Most of the good one's have been taken already. So I'll just do one:

Connery wearing overalls(!) and nothing else (visible) in NSNA.

Good call, Sark. Just when we think we've run completely out of horrors...Yikes.

[dee-bee-five]

1) Never Say Never Again (all of it)

2) "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures"

3) "Fetch my shoes!"

Edited by dee-bee-five, 14 February 2008 - 02:25 PM.

[Santa]

Pierce Brosnan

Sheriff Pepper

Halle Berry

[bonds_walther]

Gosh, there are actually more than three.

1. Tiffany Case to a tubby Bond in DAF; "There's are lot more to you than I expected."

There certainly is...

2. Bond making quiche. Just say no!

3. The final two-thirds of DAD.

[Jim]

1. The uncertainty that descends when one ponders where Uncle Rog's A View to a Kill leatherette effect blouson ends, and his face begins.

2. The contortionist in Live and Let Die who wraps his legs behind his head and starts thrusting his underclad groin about. On a first date, too.

3. James Bond driving a pale blue BMW Z3. I think we all know what that means.

[Double-0 Seven]

I have nightmares about my own 3 to this day:
1) Sean in the powder blue terry cloth outfit
2) Rog in bed with Grace Jones
3) Brozza sucking in his gut after 19 days in a Korean cell.

Anything give you the willies at night?

1/ Jaws
2/ Mr Big's death
3/ Diamonds are forever

[Red Barchetta]

Madonna's backside in DAD! Yikes!!

[VisualStatic]

1. Elektra King
2. Christmas Jones
3. Jinx
4. Madonna

[007luvchild2]

The Loogey Kiss b/n Maximillian Largo and Domino in Never say Never Again

[ronbond]

1. Roger Moore and Grace Jones in bed.
2. Charles Gray in drag.
3. The expression on Della Leiter's dead face as Bond finds her body in LTK.

[Iceheart]

1) The beginning of FYEO with blofeld - it was uncalled for, blofeld was known as dead and if he was to be brought back it should have been as a major villain not as a sad attept as a bad guy in a 5 min long pretitles sequence

2) Blofeld with hair in DAF - the blofeld character was changed so dramaticlly physically throughout the three, i think they should have tried to keep the same actor in all three or at least keep the character the same

3) The fact that TLD had no distinct villain like all the other movies - please feel free to disagree(id be intersted in hearing your opinions)but i believe that TLD villain was either Koskov or Whittaker and i think it would have been better to have whittaker as the major villain but he wasnt shown enough throughout the movie to be considered the major

please tell me your thought on these - they would be much appreciated

PS - please do not take offence or get angry about any of the statement i have posted

Iceheart

[dodge]

1) The beginning of FYEO with blofeld - it was uncalled for, blofeld was known as dead and if he was to be brought back it should have been as a major villain not as a sad attept as a bad guy in a 5 min long pretitles sequence

2) Blofeld with hair in DAF - the blofeld character was changed so dramaticlly physically throughout the three, i think they should have tried to keep the same actor in all three or at least keep the character the same

3) The fact that TLD had no distinct villain like all the other movies - please feel free to disagree(id be intersted in hearing your opinions)but i believe that TLD villain was either Koskov or Whittaker and i think it would have been better to have whittaker as the major villain but he wasnt shown enough throughout the movie to be considered the major


please tell me your thought on these - they would be much appreciated

PS - please do not take offence or get angry about any of the statement i have posted

Iceheart

I agree with you that there should've been one main villain. The script's split results in two relative light weights. Even so, it might have worked better with anyone other than Jo Don Baker as Whittaker. The hamfisted, desperate actor is unbearable to watch. 'Anything to get a laugh' would be an understatement.

[Publius]

All I can think of is the Kananga balloon and the "special effects" in DAF and YOLT.

The slide whistle in TMWTGG would also be up there, but that's a sound.

[Santa]

"Sit!"