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[Safari Suit]

1)roger moore doing the avtak

Is that some kind of strange dance?

[Brock Samson]

2)halle berry was nice to watch in dad and has talent in my opinion.

Apparently so. Which makes it all the more galling that she insists on phoning it in in DAD and the X-Men films.

[Dr00d]

1. Talisa Soto (?) saying "But James I love you!" to Dalton in (I think it was) LTK? (The whole theater burst out laughing)
2. Lazenby's acting and lisp (except at the very end, when Tracy dies, he acted ok)
3. Sean Connery/Roger Moore as old Bond

[DaveBond21]

1. Jack Wade's 'Okay, showtime'.
2. Jack Wade's 'I've never been to New Zealand... How's she know about that?'
3. Jack Wade's 'He didn't even say goodbye'.

All scripted and timed in poor taste.

There's other things not concerning Jack Wade (like Bond groping a Sumo wrestler's rear end), but most of them have been mentioned before.

Yes, awful lines from a terrible character.

[00Twelve]

1) ELEKTRA harping on about the "oil pulsing through my veins!"

Oh, for real. She was a decent idea, too...right up until the old standard villainous monologue. I still say she should have done the whole thing straddled atop Bond, whispering it in his ear.

As it was, the writers surpassed themselves and actually turned a brilliant idea of theirs instantly generic again!

What taste, style...

[MarcAngeDraco]

1) Bond popping a wheelie in a Kenworth Class 8 Semi-tractor (LTK)
I have to look away or leave the room when this "stunt" happens.

2) CGI para-surfing (DAD)
Looked embarassingly bad in the theater, like something from a poor videogame.

3) Baby-blue Terrycloth outfit (GF)
Is it possible that this looked cool in 1964?...


Honourable Mention) Bonds extremely short pink tie. (DAF)
Well, it's pink and almost a foot too short...

[Zorin Industries]

Sean Connery's pubic thatch in some cuts of DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (where he has his suit on a hanger and is about to bed TIFFANY CASE) ....

[Jim]

Sean Connery's pubic thatch in some cuts of DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (where he has his suit on a hanger and is about to bed TIFFANY CASE) ....

Nah, that was another hairpiece. Bald as a baby down there, he is.

Am not telling you how I know this.

[Zorin Industries]

Sean Connery's pubic thatch in some cuts of DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (where he has his suit on a hanger and is about to bed TIFFANY CASE) ....

Nah, that was another hairpiece. Bald as a baby down there, he is.

Am not telling you how I know this.

You just did... ;o)

[sharpshooter]

In no order whatsover, here's two I can think of -

DAD CGI wave surfing. Ridiculous video game antics there.

Aged Roger Moore in AVTAK. Somewhat tarnished his era.

[Jim]

1. Goldfinger, golf scene: Sean Connery walking towards the camera in trousers so tight you can tell which side he dresses, and his religion. Perhaps that was the intention. Unless it's a tee in his pocket. Similar sort of size.

2. Licence to Kill, the exploding alarm clock: the tired old routine clumsily shoehorned in. I mean, what and why and when is this a practical weapon? Crap.

3. John Cleese. I mean, really.

[Loomis]

Q, false teeth about to come tumblin' out, looking like Old Father Time in TWINE.

Talking of TWINE: those ghastly Kleinman splodges of oil against sickmaking Grateful Dead LP cover psychedelia. As though I wasn't already queasy enough in my cinema seat, having munched my

[dodge]

Sean Connery's pubic thatch in some cuts of DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (where he has his suit on a hanger and is about to bed TIFFANY CASE) ....

This hasn't appeared in any U.S. cut that I'm aware of, though I have seen one bootleged version where he beds her brother Justin who does sport a p.t. Or maybe I had too much Vegan chili last night.

[OO4]

Honestly, I can't think of anything more horrifying than Blofeld dressed as a woman. That's the sort of image that gets seared into your brain and warps it permanently.

It's bad luck to see something like that.

Why did you have to phrase it that way?

My imagination took it as a challenge and (against my will!) created this image of Blofeld dressed in drag in bed with Grace Jones... while DAF Connery looks on wearing only a towel.

Excuse me, I think I need to punish my brain with large quntities of alcohol... my liver's gonna have to take one for the team.

[HH007]

Honestly, I can't think of anything more horrifying than Blofeld dressed as a woman. That's the sort of image that gets seared into your brain and warps it permanently.

It's bad luck to see something like that.

Why did you have to phrase it that way?

My imagination took it as a challenge and (against my will!) created this image of Blofeld dressed in drag in bed with Grace Jones... while DAF Connery looks on wearing only a towel.

Excuse me, I think I need to punish my brain with large quntities of alcohol... my liver's gonna have to take one for the team.

Wish I could join you, but it's a little early where I am.

Anyway,

1. Connery's hairy man boobs in DAF
2. Denise Richards
3. DAD... all of it.

[Zorin Industries]

Sean Connery's pubic thatch in some cuts of DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (where he has his suit on a hanger and is about to bed TIFFANY CASE) ....

This hasn't appeared in any U.S. cut that I'm aware of, though I have seen one bootleged version where he beds her brother Justin who does sport a p.t. Or maybe I had too much Vegan chili last night.

Hey Dodge, how's it going? We haven't locked horns for a while...(!).

No. The Connery pubic jungle is very evident in DIAMONDS. Maybe it was a telly / widescreen / no black line thing. You're better off assuming Connery was wearing some dignity pants on set that day.

And the very notion of Judi Dench's M in bed with a fella in CASINO ROYALE is almost pushing the bounds of taste. Apparently he speaks in the new film. I dread to think what happens in the third..."Darling - I give you very best...retirement health care...."

Edited by Zorin Industries, 13 February 2008 - 05:09 PM.

[00Twelve]

Honestly, I can't think of anything more horrifying than Blofeld dressed as a woman. That's the sort of image that gets seared into your brain and warps it permanently.

It's bad luck to see something like that.

Why did you have to phrase it that way?

My imagination took it as a challenge and (against my will!) created this image of Blofeld dressed in drag in bed with Grace Jones... while DAF Connery looks on wearing only a towel.

Excuse me, I think I need to punish my brain with large quntities of alcohol... my liver's gonna have to take one for the team.

Wish I could join you, but it's a little early where I am.

Anyway,

1. Connery's hairy man boobs in DAF
2. Denise Richards
3. DAD... all of it.

No, she's fine to be seen. It's when she's heard that's a problem.

[Red Barchetta]

2. Connery's short pink tie in DAF

OMG!! I forgot about the pink tie- what the h*ll was Sean thinking? I know it was the 70's, but sheesh!!

And of course- Grace Jones- she's just scary period.

[FLEMINGFAN]

Daniel Craig as "James Bond" then, now and next.

[Judo chop]

I wish I hadn

[00Twelve]

And I'm afraid Zorin is quite right about Sean's pubic hair in DAF. The line trail separating belly from "Little Nellie" is crossed.

[dodge]

Sean Connery's pubic thatch in some cuts of DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (where he has his suit on a hanger and is about to bed TIFFANY CASE) ....

This hasn't appeared in any U.S. cut that I'm aware of, though I have seen one bootleged version where he beds her brother Justin who does sport a p.t. Or maybe I had too much Vegan chili last night.

Hey Dodge, how's it going? We haven't locked horns for a while...(!).
No. The Connery pubic jungle is very evident in DIAMONDS. Maybe it was a telly / widescreen / no black line thing. You're better off assuming Connery was wearing some dignity pants on set that day.

And the very notion of Judi Dench's M in bed with a fella in CASINO ROYALE is almost pushing the bounds of taste. Apparently he speaks in the new film. I dread to think what happens in the third..."Darling - I give you very best...retirement health care...."

My dear friend, the very thought of us locking horns boggles my imagination. Why, you're the only one here who shares my passion for the fabbbbbbbb score for GE by the incomparable Eric Sera!

Honestly, I can't think of anything more horrifying than Blofeld dressed as a woman. That's the sort of image that gets seared into your brain and warps it permanently.

It's bad luck to see something like that.

Why did you have to phrase it that way?

My imagination took it as a challenge and (against my will!) created this image of Blofeld dressed in drag in bed with Grace Jones... while DAF Connery looks on wearing only a towel.

Excuse me, I think I need to punish my brain with large quntities of alcohol... my liver's gonna have to take one for the team.

Wish I could join you, but it's a little early where I am.

Anyway,

1. Connery's hairy man boobs in DAF
2. Denise Richards
3. DAD... all of it.

No, she's fine to be seen. It's when she's heard that's a problem.

Positively shocking, 00Twelve. I was but a scamp when Doc Christmas stepped out of her labsuit and stood there shaking her theses and thoses in her Oh-my-gawwwwwd halter and short-shorts. That was when I knew I had to live in Bondworld where even nuclear dudettes can leave a man shaking with lust. So, pick on someone else, okay. Denise Richards is the bomb!

[Judo chop]

Is there room on Dodge's banner for Denise?

I've got it... how about right in front of that gun?

[HH007]

Is there room on Dodge's banner for Denise?

I've got it... how about right in front of that gun?

That would be the perfect place for her.

[dodge]

Is there room on Dodge's banner for Denise?

I've got it... how about right in front of that gun?

Ahh, Judo, you rascal. You should add to La Strangiato "where we are no strangers to strangeness" since nothing here surprises you...even my fondness for the, er, virtues of Denise.

[Judo chop]

And I'm afraid Zorin is quite right about Sean's pubic hair in DAF. The line trail separating belly from "Little Nellie" is crossed.

Formally known as the "hoochieman" trail.

[Jeff007]

2. "Fetch my shoes." (Obviously the only Bond film with black actors before the American Civil Rights movement.)


(Should this be moved to Bond film discussion?)

http://debrief.comma...p...29078&st=30

Discussed here.

[DaveBond21]

1. Goldfinger, golf scene: Sean Connery walking towards the camera in trousers so tight you can tell which side he dresses, and his religion. Perhaps that was the intention. Unless it's a tee in his pocket. Similar sort of size.

Ah yes, I've noticed this but I wasn't going to be the first to bring it up. But I think you're being a little unfair on the size thing!

[Odd Job]

I can't believe that no one has mentioned this one yet, but what about:

Wayne Newton as Professor Joe in LTK

I watched it again last Friday and I'm still having nightmares!!!!

[sark]

Most of the good one's have been taken already. So I'll just do one:

Connery wearing overalls(!) and nothing else (visible) in NSNA.