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3 horrifying Bond things you wish you hadn't seen


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#1 dodge

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 06:28 PM

I have nightmares about my own 3 to this day:
1) Sean in the powder blue terry cloth outfit
2) Rog in bed with Grace Jones
3) Brozza sucking in his gut after 19 days in a Korean cell.

Anything give you the willies at night?

Edited by dodge, 06 December 2006 - 06:32 PM.


#2 Shaun Forever

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 06:30 PM

Rog in bed with Grace Moore




They married? :P :)

#3 dodge

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 06:33 PM

Rog in bed with Grace Moore




They married? :P :)


Fixed it. Thanks and sorry.

#4 Bondfiend

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 06:34 PM

Hmmm...

1.) Connery singing "Underneath the Mango Tree"
2.) Jinx's "Yo momma"
3.) Graves in the robo-suit

#5 Tarl_Cabot

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 06:42 PM

19 days in a cell? Try 14 months...

Brosnan's groaning in GE and TWINE.

#6 00Twelve

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 06:45 PM

1. "Yo mama."
2. "Fetch my shoes." (Obviously the only Bond film with black actors before the American Civil Rights movement.)
3. As for really serious moments, Vesper's death.

(Should this be moved to Bond film discussion?)

#7 dodge

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 06:46 PM

19 days in a cell? Try 14 months...

Brosnan's groaning in GE and TWINE.


Yes! Yes! The memory was so horrible my mind reduced the time

#8 Tarl_Cabot

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 06:53 PM

Roger's headgear in Moonraker, while shooting down the gas bombs...ugh.

Re: Brosnan in DAD: Brosnan's body(gut) looked fine to me in DAD...he didn't look paunchy...but a bit heavier than in the past but he was a *really skinny* guy for most of his life...cut the man a break. :)

#9 Judo chop

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 06:54 PM

1. Already mentioned, but Rog and Grace in bed takes the prize.
2. Sean Connery grabbing between the legs of a gay waiter to kickstart a tumbling routine.
3. The casting of Moneypenny and Felix in LTK.

Honorable mention: The zoom on Q's horribly quivering finger as he points to the microchip embedded in the faberge egg in OP.
Poor guy. Couldn't they have hired a solid stunt hand for the ol' man?

#10 Zorin Industries

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 08:06 PM

1) ELEKTRA harping on about the "oil pulsing through my veins!"

2) CHRISTMAS JONES mumbling on about "tremours" (note to Eon - Bond Girls should exude class, not look like they've turned up late for it)

3)

#11 Johnboy007

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 08:12 PM

1.Grace Jones

2.Grace Jones

3.Grace Jones

#12 Brock Samson

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 08:15 PM

1) The tsunami surfing. Not just stupid but not the greatest CGI either.
2) Desmond (as one person put it) 'reading his lines off of Brosnan's forehead' in GE
3) Blow. Up. Your. Pants. Jebus wept.

#13 Damien Hunt

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 08:16 PM

1) Rog grabbing the sumo's butt in TMWTGG
2) The invisible Austin Martin in DAD
3) Everyone of Christmas Jones's "I'm reading directly from the cue cards" lines.
4) Same as number 3 for Halle Berry
5) Oh yeah, the CGI surfing scene in DAD.

Edited by Damien Hunt, 06 December 2006 - 08:17 PM.


#14 Qwerty

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 08:43 PM

I'm sure I could find three things in 1967's Casino Royale.

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 08:52 PM

2. "Fetch my shoes." (Obviously the only Bond film with black actors before the American Civil Rights movement.)

What's so horrifying about asking a friend for a favor? :)

#16 00Twelve

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 08:58 PM

I'm half-kidding. I was joking at the "horrifying" low point of race relations. When comapared with Fleming, it's "just a drop in the ocean." It's just that it sounds a bit "master-servant-ish." But I know Brits say fetch far more often than we do, and in different contexts. And those were just the times. :)

#17 ComplimentsOfSharky

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 09:11 PM

3. The boat full of babrie dolls in TSWLM

2. Connery's short pink tie in DAF

1. Do I even have to say Jinx or is it just understood? (From me at least)

#18 Mr_Wint

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 09:18 PM

1. Licence To Kill.
2. Robo-Graves attacks Bond (DAD).
3. Blofeld dressed as a woman (DAF).

#19 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 09:29 PM

1) 'Yo Mamma'
2) CGI Bond
3) George Lazenby saying 'Bond, James Bond'.

#20 Strangways

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 09:53 PM

3. Rog's face imploding anytime he kisses someone
2. Rog's impersonation of Tarzan in OP
1. Pierce surfing the biggest tidal wave ever created in a 200-yard inlet

Something I wish I HAD seen:
Christmas Jones winning her nuclear physics diploma in a box of Cracker Jack

#21 Jim

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 09:54 PM

1. Licence To Kill.
2. Robo-Graves attacks Bond (DAD).
3. Blofeld dressed as a woman (DAF).


You, I love.

#22 Genrewriter

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 10:39 PM

Honestly, I can't think of anything more horrifying than Blofeld dressed as a woman. That's the sort of image that gets seared into your brain and warps it permanently.

It's bad luck to see something like that. :)

#23 The Richmond Spy

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 10:43 PM

1) "He Disagreed With Something That Ate Him"
- This fully established just how evil of a man Sanchez was and I think he is one of the best of the series. However, once you know what happens to Leiter and his wife you can afford to fast forward through this every time you watch the film.

2) Corinne Dufour's death
- This is Drax's equivalent to what I mentioned about Sanchez. Luckily we never had to witness any of the actual gruesomeness of this murder. I usually fast forward through this too.

3) The Casino Royale torture scene
- Need I say more? Ouch. At least there is humor in this one.

#24 DLibrasnow

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 11:04 PM

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 12:01 AM

In no particular order from DAF...
1.Sean's pink tie
2.Sean's musical toupees
3.the sight of a doughy Sean as he's about to mount Tiffany

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 12:16 AM

1. Sean Connery with an ash tray on his chest while in bed with tiffany. I believe the setting of that scene was in a double-wide trailer.

2. The sumo butt grab...

3. Moneypenny in the last three rog movies. I'm sorry but even though rog looked like an older gentleman...moneypenny just looked..nevermind.

#27 Mike00spy

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 12:23 AM

The moonbuggy "chase"

the horrible dubbing "Cai. . . Cai . . . Cairo!!!!" (from DAF)

the slow motion Jaws and Dolly embrace

#28 cvheady007

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 12:26 AM

1 - Never Say Never Again
2 - A View to a Kill
3 - Casino Royale 1967

#29 Brock Samson

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 02:28 PM

3.the sight of a doughy Sean as he's about to mount Tiffany


Aaagggh! My eyes!

#30 ComplimentsOfSharky

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Posted 07 December 2006 - 02:47 PM

3.the sight of a doughy Sean as he's about to mount Tiffany


I just spit danish all over my laptop...

You should take that act on the road.