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[DaveBond21]

The husband of the woman who owns the flower shop in FYEO has still not gotten around to fixing the window which was broken by a motorcyclist 25 years ago, but promises her that he will "fix it tomorrow, or the next day...".

[Skudor]

The conductor on the train in FRWL has now retired to his brand new villa, on his private Greek island. The cold war was very lucrative for a man in his position.

[DaveBond21]

The conductor on the train in Goldeneye is dead.

Thankfully, his legacy lives on. His grandchildren found his skull in the wreckage and now play football (soccer) with it.

[Thunderfinger]

The clapping seal is now George Michael

[DaveBond21]

The human cannonball from Octopussy's circus is now in jail for attacking a clown.

[Skudor]

Verity from DAD has just launched a promising career as a Madonna impersonator.

[00Twelve]

Koskov, in Siberia for the past 20 years, has become chairman of the Board of Directors for the Siberian Symphony and has pledged to make their repertoire "less bourgeois."

[Thunderfinger]

The conductor in THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS is sitting home doing nothing but mumbling and grumbling to himself and anyone passing by.

[Red Barchetta]

Q didn't really die, or retire. R had him in the DB5's ejector seat rolling along at 80mph when Q attempted to be the first MI6 launched into space (not counting Bond in Moonraker).

[00Twelve]

Milos Columbo, long retired and depressed after Bibi Dahl left him when she didn't win a medal in the 1982 Winter Olympics, picked up the call once again to return to smuggling pistachio nuts...into elderly assisted-living complexes.

[DaveBond21]

I believe that Koskov is dead.

I know some people don't agree, but the way the diplomatic bag line was delievered, along with the number of British and Russian spies whose remains have been transported via the diplomatic bag, I feel he was killed too.

[DaveBond21]

Gumboldt from OHMSS has a spin-off show with the double-taking pigeon from Moonraker. Gumboldt kills the pigeon in the end.

[Skudor]

The Avis rental office agent in TND now teaches German at MI6 University College, having been scarred for life by the dire German language skills of British agents he met.

[DaveBond21]

Q is enjoying his retirement, away from 007, by electrocuting and torpedoing fish in this boat all day.

[moorebond82]

Melina Havelock became biiter and became the worlds highest paid female assassin,on the side she runs her own myspace page.

[00Twelve]

Gogol, still quite verile, is in bed with Rublevitch right now.

[Skudor]

Dolly's friend from Moonraker is still in Rio, an aging prostitute trying to earn enough money to get back home. Dolly had their tickets.

[DamnCoffee]

Milton Crest's running around like a headless chicken

[00Twelve]

Boris is straight chillin'.

[DaveBond21]

LOL

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Lupe Lamora married El President of Ishtmus and became a beloved political leader known to her people as "Lupita".

[DamnCoffee]

Pam Bouvier has had a very successful marrige to Felix Leiter since 1989.

[Mr Woodpigeon]

I was up in London yesterday, and while walking through Kings Cross I passed Mr Big, asleep in a doorway. Man, the smell of stale booze and something else coming from him made me retch!

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

That guy with the wine bottle entered into rehab and suffered several hard years of psychiatric treatment.

He nows works as a trauma counselor but keeps himself heavily medicated lest the nightmares of rocket gondolas and submarine cars return.

[Pam Bouvier]

Miss Moneypenny and Chief of Staff,Bill Tanner, finally aknowledge their true feeling for each other. Both are retired from the service, living quietly as husband & wife.

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Miss Moneypenny and Chief of Staff,Bill Tanner, finally aknowledge their true feeling for each other. Both are retired from the service, living quietly as husband & wife.

So that's why M has a new secretary!

[Jaws0178]

Jaws and Dolly did indeed make it back to Earth, and were immediately captured by the Cash Money Millionaires with whom Jaws occasionally raps with, when he isn't selling himself to other villains.

[00Twelve]

Villiers is now working as a secretary for the diplomatic section, and he is hoping the new secretary in M's office ("What's her name...Money-something...") is fitting in well and can handle the load that M puts on her. He's also thinking about asking that lovely Loelia girl in the 00-section out to dinner.

[ACE]

Kremlin jewel curator, Stanislaus Lenkin, a trained biochemist who became fascinated with the chemical properties of precious stones, was arrested and detained after the Orlov affair was investigated. His sentence in the Siberian Gulag was commuted when he promised to help track down and repatriate the stolen jewellrey including the Romanov Star. He then fell in love with a British film costume designer and carried on a long distance love affair. He left the Soviet Union and worked in what was then Czechoslovakia in various jobs including supervising a gas pipeline. Very soon after the Cold War, he moved to the UK and married his British sweetheart. He passed away on the anniversary of Ian Fleming's death in the mid-1990s.

[Skudor]

Valenka, destitute after Le Chiffres death, works as a street hooker in Montenegro.