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[50 Yen]

The guard who Ourumov shot at the facility is dead, but he was posthumously inducted into the self delusional losers club.

[50 Yen]

Also the guard killed on the runway who came back to life in the archives (I personally didn't notice this but I read about this in Goldeneye movie goofs) spends day after day complaining about how minor his role was and how nobody seemed to notice him in his personal life (all people who live near this man who claims he lives twice think he is insane).

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Boris Grishenko got defrosted and is now giving computer classes in a British prison.

[killkenny kid]

Felix Leiter is now the Dir. of the Brotherhood.

[00Twelve]

The guy that Bond plugged in the head while Orlov was escaping still looks dumbfounded.

Also, the guy who fell into the snowplow while chasing Bond and Tracy just posthumously earned a Darwin award.

[Gennie Lynd]

Largo is at the dr.s getting a new eyeball!

[DaveBond21]

I like that idea of Tanner and Moneypenny getting it on, but I bet she thinks about James when they're in bed.....

[Lounge Lizard]

Now aged 90 and living in comfortable retirement in the South Pacific, Dr. Julius No has made a fortune for himself in the 1980s as a self-help guru. He travelled the US and speeched eloquently and enthusiastically, covering many subjects and usually employing metaphors like 'world power' and 'pain endurance'. He has been said to have inspired many Wall Street businessmen.

Last year, No divorced his Italian wife Pia and married his Albanian secretary Porr, and published his tell-all autobiography, No: Memoirs of an Unwanted Child. He has sold the rights to his life's story for 5 million dollars to Eon Productions, who are going to make a feature film out of it, starring Jet Li.

No has apparently sued the producers for using the title The Tong's Gold for their film version, and for emphasizing No's criminal career in the screenplay. 'It's unfair,' No states. 'When I wrote the book, I wanted to make clear how a criminal lifestyle often springs from severe childhood trauma. The producers at Eon are cheap sensationalists, more interested in my wrongdoings than in my repentance. They're doing nothing to help my cause, or the cause of my fellow sufferers.'

If the producers don't give in to No's demands, the doctor will set off a nuclear bomb at Pinewood Studios. He promises that it'll only be a small one, and that he will offer all studio employees an elaborate dinner and a free speech in advance.

Edited by Lounge Lizard, 08 December 2006 - 12:52 AM.

[Damien Hunt]

The cab driver from LALD joined the NASCAR Circuit, then changed his name to Ricky Bobby.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Kara Milovy is now an international superstar cellist, happily married to the conductor of the Vienna Symphony Orchestra and mother of a little boy named James.

[moorebond82]

Blofeld is still trying to climb out of that smoke tower.

Edited by moorebond82, 09 December 2006 - 04:58 AM.

[Darksideoftheschwartz]

Ernst Stavro Blofeld after falling into the smokestack, Blofeld suffered total amnesia. In 1999, after 10 years as an unsuccessful door to door salesman, Blofeld was admitted to a mental hospital where he currently resides. When asked about his life, he has been quoted as saying "Someday I'll be a real boy."

[DaveBond21]

Jinx from DAD is dead - she suffocated on one of her own bad puns....

[Forward Look]

Former sheriff J. W. Pepper is now in the U. S. Congress, representing the state of Louisiana in the House of Representatives.

[Qwerty]

Drax is still floating around.

[dee-bee-five]

Dario's in bits about what happened to him.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Sylvia Trench is still waiting for Bond to come back from Istanbul.

[Agent Carter]

Former sheriff J. W. Pepper is now in the U. S. Congress, representing the state of Louisiana in the House of Representatives.

That sounds very likely for some reason!

Rosa Klebb is an assistant manager at a local Payless shoes store.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Magda's branched out and formed her own alternate all-female smuggling/acrobatic ring, currently in competion with her former boss Octopussy. In between times, she dates Q(lucky man!)

[DaveBond21]

LOL at Q being with Magda.


I wonder if she likes his gadgets.....?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

LOL at Q being with Magda.


I wonder if she likes his gadgets.....?

Maybe. That's one(although certainly not the only)reason I adore Magda(see my avatar) is her "happy ending" with Q at the end of Octopussy. Lucky Q! Maybe he's spending his retirement with her.

[Forward Look]

Jinx from DAD is dead - she suffocated on one of her own bad puns....

She went to Iraq and bagged DAD.

[EL7]

Mr. White from CR, is now close to death as James Bond has spent the last little while questioning him about the organization he works for and never bothered to bandage up the leg he shot.

[DamnCoffee]

Elliot Carver surived on the stealth ship and is now is a journalist for 'The Sun' (Most of the time i never believe what i read in that paper )

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Ruby Bartlett is back on her farm in Lancashire wondering what happened to "Sir Hilary Bray" and his picture book and playing with the compact mirror/radio transmitter.

[Qwerty]

Hamilton from Diamonds Are Forever is still hanging around at the Whyte House.

[Thunderfinger]

The FYEO parrot works as an interpreter in the UN.
It is responssible for the Iran crisis,and the Iraq War.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Paris Carver has inherited the Carver Media Group from her late husband Elliot.
Question: I thought Paris was dead?
Answer: After Bond left her and Dr. Kauffman's corpses in the Hotel Atlantic, Superman flew by and mistook her for his girlfriend Lois Lane who she strangely resembled. Superman was so distraught that in a fit he flew into the air and cause the earth to spin backwards, not killing everybody but turned back time so she could be alive again. When Superman realized his mistake, he figured he'd let Paris live.

[DaveBond21]

The waitress from the hotel in QOS is still staggering around in the desert, with her arms tied behind her back.

[Jose]

Jaws and Dolly have colonized Mars

Mendel quit his job as a banker and opened up his own candy store. He still doesn't have any chocolates.