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[DaveBond21]

Sharon, from Q's Lab in FYEO now makes the tea at a cafe in Halifax....

[Skudor]

General Gogol runs a run down brothel in Moscow.

[DaveBond21]

The little Thai boy from TMWTGG now owns a company which makes wooden carvings of local animals.

[Skudor]

Moneypenny runs an AA group in central London.

[DaveBond21]

The vicar at the beginning of FYEO gave up priesthood to become a henchman for a criminal organisation. When he arrived he specifically asked to be put in the helicopter division....

[00Twelve]

Smithers from Q's lab is still trying to find a way out of that Sarlacc Pit on Tatooine.

[ACE]

Klaus Hergersheimer, following an inquiry from the Whyte Corporation for lax security, was involved in the creation of the Space Shuttle. However, he was poached by the Drax Corporation and his job was checking of radiation shields (or the heat proof tiles). A proud father, he was pleased when his voluptous daughter, Constantina Hergersheimer was chosen to join the teen astronaut training programme with her "friend", Paul Markowitz (son of the late professor who died in a mysterious helicopter accident). However, Klaus took to drink after learning of his daughter's death in space when the project they were working on was mysteriously destroyed. After rehab, his amendments and revisions to space components were used for the top secret Soviet space-based weapons project, GoldenEye, whose nuclear charge was kept safe from solar rays by the patented Hergersheimer Radiation Shields. Klaus earned further royalties on his invention when the North Korean government developed a humanitarian project to reflect the Sun's rays to areas of the world which required it. Klaus lived in London with Nina Barry and his second black Alsation, Shadow Two for many years but passed away in 2005 due to skin cancer caused by over-exposure to sunlight.

[Matt_13]

Elliot Carver will be appearing on Opera later this week, then its off to god knows where because noone wants to put him on the air.

[Skudor]

The three blind mice run a suspiciously successful undertaker in Utah.

[00Twelve]

The two Gypsy girls in Vavra's village, now far too past their physical peak to scrap over the British agent that promised he'd return one day (but never did), are grumpy next-door neighbors who argue over such issues as on whose property the spotted goat just shat upon.

[DaveBond21]

The fighting fish from FRWL are still fighting.....


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[jaguar007]

I'm sorry to report that Miss Ruby Bartlett recently passed away. She died from...The Bird Flu!

[DavidSomerset]

Miss Taro from DN now works as a psychic and reads , yes, Tarot cards. Now she can accurately predict when the police are turning up to arrest her. Her habit of listening at keyholes has not changed, though.

[DaveBond21]

Her habit of listening at keyholes has not changed, though.

LOL.


General Gogol is now retired, but he still shags Rublevitch every Tuesday.....

[DavidSomerset]

General Gogol is now retired, but he still shags Rublevitch every Tuesday.....

But what about the rest of the days of the week? What about poor Ms. Rublevitch
Kamran Shah (TLD) is now a deputy Minister in the Afghan Government. Yesterday he survived a car bombing. Every now and then he shoots his AK-47 in the air and spits at Osama's picture.

[DaveBond21]

But what about the rest of the days of the week? What about poor Ms. Rublevitch

The rest of the week, he locks her in a cupboard with the double-taking pigeon from Moonraker.

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[DavidSomerset]

The rest of the week, he locks her in a cupboard with the double-taking pigeon from Moonraker.

The double taking pigeon from MR was stuck in the collapsing building in Venice which is shown in the CR trailer. The rescuers are still searching for it as it is a living national treasure.

[Jaws0178]

The double taking pigeon from MR was stuck in the collapsing building in Venice which is shown in the CR trailer. The rescuers are still searching for it as it is a living national treasure.

Not sayin much then

Jill Masterson now runs a seminar for ex cabaret dancers who have had near death experiences due to skin suffocation in Utah. She happens to be a neighbor of the three blind mice. On her days off, she helps them run their undertaker business.

[Skudor]

Jack Wade is running for Congress. In everyone's opinion he's a dead cert for winning.

[DaveBond21]

Dink from Goldfinger works as a stunt bottom in Hollywood...

[Skudor]

Bibi Dahl teaches figure skaters how to work a baseball bat.

[ACE]

Arms dealer, Bosanquet Van Bierk, apprehended by a British Intelligence sting in North Korea, is freed from Guantanamo Bay in a daring canoe rescue operation by Maori criminial, Rhento, brother of Mr Kil. Rento and Bosanquet team up with corrupt Isthmus City El Presidente Lopez and his first lady, Her Excellency Lupe Lopez is a scam to collect depleted uranium waste from the French nuclear test sites in the Pacific Rim. They plan to sell this to the Chief of Snow Leopard Brotherhood who will use it to construct a dirty bomb to rid his country of the infidel. However, CIA Deputy Middle-East Director Dr Goodhead, FSB Controller Amasova and People Security Army Lieutenant Lin team up in a operation also involving Nuclear Decommisioning Dr Christmas Jones. Together, they decontaminate the material, topple El Presidente Lopez and his wife (whose diamond encrusted pet iguana, James, is fashioned into a fake Gucci handbag by Agent Lin), deep six Rhento and Bosanquet and get an unmanned drone to eradicate the Snow Leopard chief by Hellfire missile while he attends a wedding (alas, causing untold collateral damage). After doing her bit, Dr Jones falls for an aging adventurer archeologist and leaves her job behind. Goodhead, Lin and Amasova then leave their respective government jobs and go private, being hired by aging and reclusive troubleshooter, codenamed "Charlie" who only speaks to them by telephone and an intermediary called Bondsley.

[Loomis]

SCORPION GIRL - the Democratic People's Republic of Korea's human rights envoy to the United Nations. Was hit on by Craig's Bond while he was in NYC on an assignment at UN HQ, but she rebuffed him. "Hold on, I think I know you," Craig's Bond said. "Haven't I been stung by you before?" "Not in this continuity," Scorpion Girl said. "That was your predecessor, or, to be more accurate, your successor, and by the way, that's the sort of lame joke he'd have made but you're not supposed to." "Oh? In that case I'll off," Craig's Bond said.

[DavidSomerset]

Arms dealer, Bosanquet Van Bierk, apprehended by a British Intelligence sting in North Korea, is freed from Guantanamo Bay in a daring canoe rescue operation by Maori criminial, Rhento, brother of Mr Kil. Rento and Bosanquet team up with corrupt Isthmus City El Presidente Lopez and his first lady, Her Excellency Lupe Lopez is a scam to collect depleted uranium waste from the French nuclear test sites in the Pacific Rim. They plan to sell this to the Chief of Snow Leopard Brotherhood who will use it to construct a dirty bomb to rid his country of the infidel. However, CIA Deputy Middle-East Director Dr Goodhead, FSB Controller Amasova and People Security Army Lieutenant Lin team up in a operation also involving Nuclear Decommisioning Dr Christmas Jones. Together, they decontaminate the material, topple El Presidente Lopez and his wife (whose diamond encrusted pet iguana, James, is fashioned into a fake Gucci handbag by Agent Lin), deep six Rhento and Bosanquet and get an unmanned drone to eradicate the Snow Leopard chief by Hellfire missile while he attends a wedding (alas, causing untold collateral damage). After doing her bit, Dr Jones falls for an aging adventurer archeologist and leaves her job behind. Goodhead, Lin and Amasova then leave their respective government jobs and go private, being hired by aging and reclusive troubleshooter, codenamed "Charlie" who only speaks to them by telephone and an intermediary called Bondsley.

Fantastic idea for a spin off. This will make a good prequel to Charlie's Angels. Or a reboot of the 2 movie CA franchise. Hope Dr. Christmas is in a wet T shirt in this too

[hcmv007]

Tired of people making fun of her name, Pussy Galore cahnged her name to Mona Mounds, got a boob job and now tours variuos strip joints around the US. She married a businessman named James Lott, so now she's Mona Lott.

[Daddy Bond]

Sanchez is still burning

Yuck!

Despite being a crack shot, Bond's bullet didn't kill Electra King (the bullet missed her brain (actually went between the brain and the skull, ended up going round and round the inside of the skull never entering the brain (don't laugh - I actually saw this happen once at a hospital where I worked). Anyway, she was left unconscious and woke up twenty minutes later - M also assumed she was dead.

When the authorities came to pick up the body - King's body was gone - the mystery was never solved until now.

King had plastic surgery, took on a new name - Eva Green - vowed to get back at Bond - some how, some way!

News is, she has since died, but I'm not sure how yet. Investigation reports are due out next month in the form of a two hour documentary entitled "Casino Royale."

Regards

[ACE]

Hope Dr. Christmas is in a wet T shirt in this too

She wasn't...but now she most definitely IS! In fact, the radiation attacks all clothing fibres only when mixed with oestrogen (and Chanel No.5 - or, as I like to call it, Melina's Scent), so unfortunately, the clothing of only certain types of people falls off....

(...no, I deny I got this idea from Woody Allen and the ghost of Benny Hill!)

[Daddy Bond]

Jaws and his wife of thirty years are running a chain of drive through Orthodontic clinics in Ohio. He and his best friend James "Jimmy" Bond get together on a regular basis to talk about old times and go Trout fishing. James "Jimmy" Bond is also a frequent guest at the Jaws household for the Christmas holidays.

Regards

[Thunderfinger]

Irma Bunt is running the seldom visited website www.lazenbynotbond.com

[Double-0-Seven]

The pigeon that flew out at Bond on the side of the cliff in For Your Eyes Only has flown south for the winter.