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[dee-bee-five]

Tatiana Romanova is now married to the owner of Chelsea FC.

[Thunderfinger]

Solitaire is a pay phone fortune teller.
She takes two dollars a minute.

[Loomis]

NICK NACK - released from a Hong Kong prison in 1997, 23 years into an indefinite sentence for various crimes committed while serving his former employer, the legendary freelance assassin Francisco Scaramanga, who was one of the most feared men in Asia in the 1960s and 1970s prior to his apparent death in 1974, supposedly at the hands of an agent of the British secret service. Experts on Scaramanga - who was the subject of numerous books at the height of his fame and was even played in a 1970s film by Jack Palance - note that Nick Nack's unexpected release almost as soon as China resumed control of Hong Kong may have been a sign of residual gratitude from Scaramanga's former landlord and occasional employer, the government in Beijing. Indeed, in 2001, Britain's Sunday Times revealed Nick Nack to be living in the Chinese capital, running a popular French restaurant in the trendy Sanlitun district.

[Thunderfinger]

That man with the bottle in TSWLM; MR; FYEO and OP is now touring schools, warning against drunkenness.

"R" is doing freelance work for terrorist groups.

[DaveBond21]

The Major from the casino in Octopussy still turns up every day, wondering where Kamal Khan is. He is now 90 but still insists on being wheeled in on a daily basis.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Miranda Frost has every SDT known to man, and is launching a Don't Sleep with Bond campaign.

Edited by Monkeyfoahead, 24 September 2006 - 01:01 AM.

[Trey]

After over 30 years, good ol' Nick-Nack is the permanent look-out boy for none other than Mary Goodnight's fishing boat.

[Skudor]

Kronsteen - full time foreign policy advise to "president" Bush II.

[Thunderfinger]

Admiral Hargreaves is still bitter for being overlooked when they needed a new M.
All he ever talks about under that bridge, where he spends his days drinking bad booze and begging money off strangers.

[DaveBond21]

Oooh - controversial Thunderfinger....

In my Bond world, Hargreaves became M.



Anyway, here is another one:-


Shortly after the camera panned away, at the end of DAD, Jinx sadly walked off the cliff and was dashed on the rocks at the bottom. Bond quipped..."She always liked it 'on the rocks'...".

[Vauxhall]

Shortly after the camera panned away, at the end of DAD, Jinx sadly walked off the cliff and was dashed on the rocks at the bottom. Bond quipped..."She always like it 'on the rocks'...".

I think that would have been welcomed by a great many Bond fans! Perhaps could have made a nice alternate ending on the DVD.

[DaveBond21]

Shortly after the camera panned away, at the end of DAD, Jinx sadly walked off the cliff and was dashed on the rocks at the bottom. Bond quipped..."She always like it 'on the rocks'...".


I think that would have been welcomed by a great many Bond fans! Perhaps could have made a nice alternate ending on the DVD.

Yeah, and at the bottom, she lands on Jar Jar Binks, and they both die due to the fact that their brains spill out....a nice little extra on the DVD.

[ACE]

After spending some time in a Siberian gulag, Georgi Koskov was released from prison by Yeltsin and relocated to St Petersburg. There, he became involved with arms dealers and drug smugglers, at various points doing deals with Valentin Zukovsky and fronting operations for the Janus Syndicate and secretly passing on contact to General Orumov, an old colleague from college. He lived with his wife Oksana until she left him for a British actor, at which point he took to drink. His cousin, Klotkoff, (returned from the Paris KGB section after working with an American industrialist) rehabilitated Georgi who is now writing his memoirs, tenatively called, "Oliver South".

[DavidSomerset]

Octopussy is now the curator of the Underwater Show at Sea World. She moonlights as a gangster's moll whenever she visits Hong Kong.

Stacey Sutton has now got a job as a scream queen on soundtracks of B Grade horror flicks. The main problem is that she ends all screams with Oh, James. She also moonlights as a Feng Shui specıalıst for the LA County.

Wai Lin has married Jet Li's cousin and both have started a kung fu school in the Zuagang province of China. The motto of the school is "Everybody is Kung Fu fighting".

Edited by DavidSomerset, 25 September 2006 - 09:25 AM.

[David Schofield]

Well, surely one of the Bond girls must be a pasty faced (alcoholic?), heavy smoking, sexually unfulfilled single mum who keeps telling her little boy or girl that his/her father is a famous secret agent...

[DavidSomerset]

Well, surely one of the Bond girls must be a pasty faced (alcoholic?), heavy smoking, sexually unfulfilled single mum who keeps telling her little boy or girl that his/her father is a famous secret agent...

That was Kissy Suzuki.

[Thunderfinger]

Marc Ange Draco is rotting in jail.

Columbo developed a nerve dysfunction because of overwhelming quantities of pistacchio nuts.He now speaks Danish.

[Santa]

Marc Ange Draco is rotting in jail.

No way! I like him! No, Marc Ange Draco is now living on Fiji and is Santa's sugar daddy...

[Skudor]

Marc Ange Draco is rotting in jail.

No way! I like him! No, Marc Ange Draco is now living on Fiji and is Santa's sugar daddy...

Toy boys, sugar daddies... where will it all end?

[Santa]

In hell, I think. I'm surely going to hell.

[james st.john smythe]

Tee Hee has taken over the role a general manager of the steve irwin crocodile zoo

[Thunderfinger]

In hell, I think. I'm surely going to hell.

I thought you were going to Spain?

[Santa]

Yes, stopping off on my way to Hell.

[Thunderfinger]

Yes, stopping off on my way to Hell.

So you

[Santa]

Well, I get around...

[DaveBond21]

After spending some time in a Siberian gulag, Georgi Koskov was released from prison by Yeltsin and relocated to St Petersburg

We don't count people who died in this thread as we know what happened to them. Koskov was killed off-screen in TLD. He was returned in a diplomatic bag (with his remains inside).

[quiller]

Frederick Gray sits at home mumbling and grumbling about the youth of today, and how there is never anything good on television anymore.


OMG I'm Freddy Gray!!

LOL quiller!!!!!

I thaaannk you!

Sanchez is still burning

oh that dirty sanchez!!

Columbo developed a nerve dysfunction because of overwhelming quantities of pistacchio nuts.He now speaks Danish.

junka dergunn!?

In hell, I think. I'm surely going to hell.

I thought you were going to Spain?

in some parts, same differance!

[Santa]

One of the girls from FYEO now appears regularly in Coronation Street as the character Hayley Cropper...

[DaveBond21]

One of the Gibraltar monkeys has his own hair salon on the Kings Road, London.

[Thunderfinger]

Blofeld