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#2071 seawolfnyy

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 10:43 AM

Granted, Bond spends the entire film in anger management and Nicholson sleeps naked in the same bed as Bond.

 

 

 

I wish Twilight NEVER happened.



#2072 Walecs

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 05:38 PM

Granted they already have, it's COME AND DIVE. From that hoax teaser trailer. 

 

They even released a poster, you know:

 

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#2073 The Dove

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 07:17 PM

Now that is GREAT, Walecs!! :D

 

 

Granted, Bond spends the entire film in anger management and Nicholson sleeps naked in the same bed as Bond.

 

 

 

I wish Twilight NEVER happened.

 

Granted... the Twilight series never happens, but by some odd coincidence, Stephanie Meyer is hired to write the screenplay of Bond 25 and has 007 facing off against a Dracula-esque vampire baddie.

 

I wish that the ending of The Man With The Golden Gun had turned out differently, and not have such a ridiculous fight sequence between Bond and Nick Nack..



#2074 seawolfnyy

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 11:58 PM

Granted, the film instead ends with concentrated solar beam being shot right through Bond's head when he stupidly placed it in the beam's path.

 

 

 

I wish Jaws were to make a return to the Bond films.



#2075 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 11:59 PM

Granted it's just Bond and Moneypenny on a double date with him and his wife. The only suspense is when they lose Jaws's coat.

 

I wish Bond 24 is about cyber terrorism. 



#2076 seawolfnyy

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 12:01 AM

Granted, Skyfall is just re-released as Bond 24.

 

 

 

I wish The Walking Dead actually had some consistency in it's plot.



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Posted 01 April 2014 - 12:30 PM

Now that is GREAT, Walecs!! :D

Thanks, but I didn't make it!



#2078 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 07:25 PM

Granted however it also gets a year round consistent release of about an episode every 3-4 weeks as well.

 

 

I wish there wasn't a 6 year hiatus in 89.



#2079 AMC Hornet

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 09:33 PM

Granted - it was longer.

 

I wish I didn't feel so rotten.



#2080 seawolfnyy

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 01:16 PM

Granted, you don't feel at all.

 

 

 

I wish How I Met Your Mother didn't stick it's middle finger up to the fans at the very end.



#2081 The Dove

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 04:16 PM

Granted...the series goes the Sopranos route and ends by simply cutting to a black screen with no proper resolution.

 

 

I wish that Michelle Borth wasn't leaving Hawaii Five-0 and would decide to return for Season 5 :sad:



#2082 seawolfnyy

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Posted 05 April 2014 - 12:32 AM

Granted...the series goes the Sopranos route and ends by simply cutting to a black screen with no proper resolution.

Would be better than the ending we got.... I also think that in the case of the Sopranos, Tony is killed and that's why it immediately cuts to black.

 

 

Granted, however, everyone else leaves.

 

 

I wish I knew the exact plot details of the alleged James Bond rip-off Universal is working on.



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Posted 07 April 2014 - 05:05 PM

Granted...you are able to take a quick look at the script of this Bond-rip off but before you even get half way through, two hired thugs from EON and Sony Pictures bust down your door and demand the script or they'll break your legs with a baseball bat..

 

 

I wish that Jeffrey Wright would be brought back as Felix Leiter in Bond 24..



#2084 seawolfnyy

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 10:39 PM

Granted, but his salary demands are so high that Daniel Craig is let go from Bond 24.

 

 

 

I wish Thor: The Dark World never happened.



#2085 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 11:00 PM

LOL. Granted they use the script for Star Wars Episode VII with modest changes. 

 

 

I wish they had kept making Austin Powers films.



#2086 The Dove

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 04:26 PM

Granted... Austin Powers 4, 5 and 6 are produced and then Mike Myers leaves the series and Steve Carell takes over for Powers 7 but unfortunately ends up becoming the "George Lazenby or Timothy Dalton" of the Austin Powers series and very nearly kills it. An extensive production hiatus then follows..

 

 

I wish that I hadn't given up prematurely on watching the Avalanche vs Wild game last night...(Geez, what a great comeback!! I'll be sure to watch every moment of game 2 on Sat..)



#2087 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:42 PM

Granted however your expectations for game 2 are so high that you are utterly disappointed when they loss game 2 the same why.

 

 

 

I wish I get this new job I applied for.



#2088 The Dove

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 04:49 PM

Granted..you get the job...but it keeps you SO busy that you no longer have time to post and chat on CBN.

 

 

I wish that we could have a return of the 1962 original recording of the James Bond Theme for Bond 24...



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Posted 24 April 2014 - 09:00 PM

Granted but it's only used at the end of the film with the gun barrel. 

 

 

I wish I had some ice cream right about now.



#2090 The Dove

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 04:49 PM

Granted...you have a big bowl of your favorite flavor of ice cream but eat it so quickly that you get a massive ice cream headache..

 

 

I wish that my Broncos will have better results against the Seattle Seahawks this coming NFL season..



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Posted 29 April 2014 - 03:06 AM

Granted the Seahawks are in last place followed by the Broncos. 

 

 

I wish I had a clue what I am suppose to do next in GTA V. 



#2092 elizabeth

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 07:12 AM

Granted, but Trevor dies.

 

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 02:57 AM

Granted you are hired to dress as a taco and hand out flyers however you keep getting attacked by stray animals. 

 

 

I wish I owned my own television channel/network.



#2094 AMC Hornet

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 02:36 PM

Granted: you become as successful as Elliot Carver - and end the same way.

 

I wish today's weather (+21C) would last a little longer.



#2095 The Dove

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 04:34 PM

Granted it lasts for the the next three months, day and night it remains 21C with no change whatsoever.

 

 

I wish that Billy Dee Williams would have been included as Lando Calrissian amongst the cast of Star Wars Ep.VII

 

(but honestly, I'm VERY happy with who is returning and am keen to see the newbies in action..)



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Posted 01 May 2014 - 05:36 PM

Granted he is next to R2-D2 doing his DANCING WITH THE STARS moves, however he is killed in the first battle of the film.

 

 

I wish I could dance like the Fresh Prince.



#2097 The Dove

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 04:09 PM

Granted...but then Will Smith hits you with a copyright infringement lawsuit on stealing his dance moves..

 

 

I wish that we would start getting some hints and snippets online and in the press this week of where Bond 24's production crew are scouting filming locations..



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Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:45 AM

Granted some locations are named however they are all substituting for other locations. 

 

 

I wish I had some fast food right now.



#2099 AMC Hornet

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 05:15 PM

Granted: it's so fast that it races through your system without giving you time to extract any nutrition or even flavour from it.

 

There will be the usual inevitable rumours while B24 is in production, but I wish for fewer pre-release spoilers (are you listening, Baz?).



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Posted 05 May 2014 - 03:37 PM

Granted...there will only be one major pre-release spoiler for Bond 24..and Baz leaks the ending of the film to the world.

 

I wish that EON would issue a press release SOON about Bond 24 and hopefully confirm some filming locations and Chiwetel Ejiofor's involvement while at the same time debunking the Peneope Cruz rumors..