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[thecasinoroyale]

Haha..good one Jaws0178....


I wish Jaws1078 makes a wish to be corrupted!

[glidrose]

Granted... but Jaws1078 makes a wish that our own Jaws0178 vanish.

I wish this Board (Hi Jim!) tolerated the occasional good old fashioned flame war with a side dish of baiting thrown in.

[Jim]

I wish this Board (Hi Jim!) tolerated the occasional good old fashioned flame war with a side dish of baiting thrown in.

Granted; and then it becomes just as magnificent as every other board where such approaches dominate.

I wish I believed you.

[Captain Tightpants]

Granted, but you have to give up your cynicism. Forever.

I wish I had the power to actually grant that wish.

[The Dove]

Granted...but the power corrupts you and you turn into lunatic and you are forced to be locked away in the same asylum where Donald "Red" Grant escaped from..

I wish.. that EON would hold another special competition in which the winner will get to make a cameo in Bond 24, sort of how Robbin Young won the Playboy Contest in 1980 and got to appear as the Flower Shop Girl in For Your Eyes Only..

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted! But the cameo is for a waiter serving drinks at a glamorous reception. That's you, at the far left of that scene with Bond and the new Bond girl...there! Oh, no wait, sorry...they cut your cameo because you were too busy grinning at Daniel Craig as he walked past.


I wish that all 6 Bond actors come together to celebrate the 50th Anniversary!

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted, but it's only the six actors because the rest of the cast and celebrities were too lazy to go to the premiere. Even MGW and Barbara!

I wish I knew the exact film schedule and places where Pierce Brosnan will be in Argentina.

[The Dove]

Granted...but you make a small slip up on Twitter by posting TOO many excited posts about Mr. Brosnan coming to film in Argentina so that one of his reps catches wind of what your plans are and thinks you might be stalking Pierce.. They then send you on the WRONG track by leaking false filming locations and you totally miss seeing Brosnan..(hope that doesn't happen for you though..lol)

I wish that I were lucky enough to win my very own Aston Martin DB5 or DBS in a random lottery drawing!

[Jaws0178]

Granted...but you make a small slip up on Twitter by posting TOO many excited posts about Mr. Brosnan coming to film in Argentina so that one of his reps catches wind of what your plans are and thinks you might be stalking Pierce.. They then send you on the WRONG track by leaking false filming locations and you totally miss seeing Brosnan..(hope that doesn't happen for you though..lol)

I wish that I were lucky enough to win my very own Aston Martin DB5 or DBS in a random lottery drawing!

Granted, they will be delivering your brand new James Bond 007 edition..... powerwheels Aston Martin DB-5 and the DB-S. Congratulations TheDove, and Happy Driving!

I wish I was in Argentina with Nicolas to see Pierce Brosnan. (Beyond jealous, man!)

Sorry Glidrose, I ain't gone yet.

[Captain Tightpants]

Granted, but your move to Argentina is the event that triggers a rematch of the Falklands War.





I wish my year eight class knew what "work quietly" meant.

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted! They do. So they sit there in silence, not moving to use any stationary or attempt work for the whole of your class in order to maintain total loss of noise...and so no work is done at all!



I wish Javier Bardem's character has a really explosive Bond villain name...!

[AMC Hornet]

Granted: his name is Alfred Nobel (named for the inventor of dynamite) and the most villainous thing he does in accept a peace prize, prompting Bond to kill him out of jealousy.

I wish all the positive hype surrounding Skyfall turns out to be well-founded and true.

[The Dove]

Granted...but 'Skyfall' is SUCH a big hit that you find it nearly impossible to try and get tickets to opening weekend..or for the next week..or the week after that...or the following week..etc...

I wish that I was lucky enough to have a former Bond girl accompany me as my date to the premier of Skyfall...(wouldn't we all like that..lol)

[glidrose]

I wish that I was lucky enough to have a former Bond girl accompany me as my date to the premier of Skyfall...(wouldn't we all like that..lol)

Granted. Linda Christian is your date. The police charge you with one count of grave robbing. You miss the premiere and in fact never see another Bond film again. That's what several consecutive life sentences gets you these days. But at least your spelling improves!

I wish my damn hip didn't hurt so much.

Sorry Glidrose, I ain't gone yet.

You misunderstand. I wasn't wishing you gone. I was chiding thecasinoroyale for transposing numbers in your moniker.

Edited by glidrose, 02 March 2012 - 09:29 PM.

[thecasinoroyale]

Sorry Glidrose, I ain't gone yet.

You misunderstand. I wasn't wishing you gone. I was chiding thecasinoroyale for transposing numbers in your moniker.

Ah! Many apologies Jaws0178!


Well, glidrose, granted! You're hip doesn't hurt as much, as you can now have it removed and substituted with jelly so you walk like you are on air with a slight wobble with everystep!


I wish that we get more juicy James Bond-related news over the weekend!

[Captain Tightpants]

Granted, but through crazy random happenstance, you never get to see a word of it or any other post discussing it, and if someone tries to describe it to you, all you will hear is the sound of a trombone drowning them out.

I wish the bird living in the tree outside my window would stop waking me up at six in the morning.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, he wakes you up at 2am

I wish the show Firefly was back on the air with all the original cast.

Also, thecasinoroyale, no big thing.

[Captain Tightpants]

Granted, but you have to put up with me calling you at 2:01am, yelling abuse (and you can't hang up).

I wish there was a loophole that meant the bird would not wake me up at 2:00am because it is female instead of male.

[Jaws0178]

Granted Captain, it learns to use the phone and calls you at 2:01am and nags. (I wouldn't hang up

I wish Captain Tightpants would quit calling me at 2:01am

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted! He makes the journey to knock down your door at 2:30am for the next few days and wont stop until you make him feel loved!


I wish that Aston Martin's weren't so expensive to buy...!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, they now give them away for free, but everyone has one now, so you don't feel that special.

I wish I could handle my booze better!

[The Dove]

Granted..but unfortunately you have to restrict yourself to wine coolers and Smirnoff malt beverage cocktails..

I wish that we Bond fans in the US didn't have to wait an extra two weeks to see 'Skyfall' after it gets initial release in the UK...

[AMC Hornet]

Oh, grow up. Check the online sources - do you realize how many Bond films premiered in the US before the UK release?

Sorry, that wasn't a wish granted.

Granted: you have to wait three weeks. Satisfied?

I'm not - we in Station 'C' Canada have to wait just as long as you do, so I just jinxed myself.

I wish I could Jinx myself the way Bond did - with Halle Berry.

Edited by AMC Hornet, 06 March 2012 - 06:48 AM.

[The Dove]

Sheesh!! Calm down man..I was just joking..

[AMC Hornet]

Me too, Milos. Sorry if I sounded gruff - perhaps I've been imbibing a bit too much vin blanc mousseau tonight.

BTW, you didn't grant my wish.

Bastard.

Edited by AMC Hornet, 05 March 2012 - 07:04 AM.

[thecasinoroyale]

I wish The Dove and AMC Hornet would link arms and walk off into the sunset together, never mis-reading their posts to each other again...!

[The Dove]

Me too, Milos. Sorry if I sounded gruff - perhaps I've been imbibing a bit too much vin blanc mousseau tonight.

BTW, you didn't grant my wish.

Bastard.

No worries AMC..it's all good! Right sorry I didn't grant you your wish..so here it is.. Granted...you "jinx" yourself with Halle Berry but she ends up leaving you in several "explosive situations" and you are unsure if she has good or bad intentions for you..

I wish The Dove and AMC Hornet would link arms and walk off into the sunset together, never mis-reading their posts to each other again...!

*Drax on the telephone: "a minor crisis has been averted...no, nothing serious...Now regarding a replacement for The Dove...you have someone in mind? Oh yes him if you can get him of course.." LOL!!

Your wish is granted as well, thecasinoroyale...umm can't think of any downside to this..LOL

I wish these guys were chosen to do the 'Skyfall' theme...LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1pniHxu9Ug&feature=BFa&list=PL6FD97EA608C5C989&lf=results_main

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted! And it becomes the first Bond film in the UK to reach the Number 1 spot in the official charts...and turns everyone anit-Bond, anti-'Skyfall' and anti-EON, which causes 'Skyfall' to become the second-lowest grossing 007 film of all time. Daniel Craig quits the role.



I wish that Daniel Craig can match Connery or Moore with 6/7 Bond films under his belt before passing on the Walther!

[Goodnight]

Granted, but MGM/ EON (whatever) get lazy and can't be bothered to make full lenght Bond films anymore, so they just make short films instead.



I wish certain people, would not consistently make negative comments about my appearance.

[glidrose]

Granted. They now make negative comments about your personality. Sorry, Goodnight. Nothing personal. I typed the first thing that came to mind.

I wish...

Edited by glidrose, 05 March 2012 - 11:56 PM.