[quote name='SecretAgentFan' post='564086' date='9 June 2006 - 16:52']
[quote name='Lounge Lizard' post='562991' date='6 June 2006 - 08:52']
Stupidest movie of the 00s, Tarl? We're now half-way through the decade, and there's some serious competition:
Battlefield Earth,
Dungeons and Dragons,
Scary Movie 1-4,
Daredevil,
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,
The Butterfly Effect,
Van Helsing, to name a few.

And let's not forget bloated prestige projects like
Pearl Harbor, Soderbergh's
Solaris, Spielberg's
The Terminal and the two
Matrix sequels.
But to the question: this
is difficult. In my opinion, both films suffer from the same problems: an unsure tone, repetitive action sequences and set-pieces, witless dialogue, too many underdeveloped characters, and phoned-in performances. I suppose the problems of
DAD tend to stick out more, both in terms of screenplay and execution, because that film takes its fantastic elements much further (not to mention certain CGI bits that have been mentioned before). But the HongKong, Cuba and Londen scenes in that one were enjoyable at least, and that's something that cannot be said for the long, long run of
TWINE. I really have to strain myself to think of even one 'fun' moment in
TWINE. There's nothing distinctive about the action- it's all BMWs, great balls of fire and sub-machine guns. I suppose the film has lofty ambitions, though I can't really pinpoint what they are- something to do with 'feeling alive'. Watching
TWINE, it is difficult enough to stay awake, let alone 'feel alive'. Because of its misguided desire to 'push the boundaries',
TWINE takes itself way too seriously- which would be fine if it were only half plausible. The picture is drab, boring, and judging from the framing and colours, it was probably shot in someone's backyard. Underground Soviet bunkers and Black Sea caviar plants may be exotic, but it's not the sort of exotism that makes one want to go out and explore the mysteries of the globe. And all this drabness sits very uneasy with 007's jolly one-liners, which make the two previous (and superior) Brosnan Bond pictures seem like Oscar Wilde.
So I say
TWINE- though come tomorrow, I might just as well feel biased towards
DAD. Burn it! Burn them both!

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Gee, I disagree completely on the following points:
- I loved Soderbergh's
Solaris and Spielberg's
The Terminal. They are not bloated prestige projects at all IMO.
- DAD was fun and different until Bond goes to Iceland. This could have been one of the best Bonds.
- TWINE, is IMO lots of fun and also filled with great performances, mainly by Brosnan and Marceau. It