"I'm not dwelling on the pasta - I don't think you should, either."
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
#2671
Posted 29 September 2015 - 05:38 PM
#2672
Posted 30 September 2015 - 01:39 AM
#2673
Posted 01 October 2015 - 11:18 PM
"I know the best restaurants, I'd be happy to show them to you."
#2674
Posted 02 October 2015 - 05:07 PM
" Get your man out of there...His meal is over!! "
#2675
Posted 03 October 2015 - 02:10 AM
"The emergency can't wait."
#2676
Posted 07 October 2015 - 01:10 AM
" I thought you came by ambulance..."
#2677
Posted 09 October 2015 - 07:28 AM
"Aston Martin call it the Vanquish, we call it the Life Saver."
#2678
Posted 14 October 2015 - 12:31 AM
" Tell me Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of candy?? "
#2679
Posted 14 October 2015 - 08:34 AM
"It is plentiful."
#2680
Posted 15 October 2015 - 05:05 PM
" I used to work for the Hershey's chocolate company...we kept dossiers on such products.."
#2681
Posted 15 October 2015 - 05:24 PM
"Watch the caramel corn, you bastard!"
#2682
Posted 16 October 2015 - 02:45 AM
"Soon. your a** will be as non existant as my juicer. I'll never see you again."
#2683
Posted 19 October 2015 - 05:21 PM
" Hmm..maybe I misjudged Stromberg...Any man who drinks freshly squeezed orange juice, can't be all bad..."
#2684
Posted 19 October 2015 - 05:48 PM
"She always did enjoy a good smoothie."
#2685
Posted 21 October 2015 - 01:50 AM
" Three measures of strawberries, one of banana...half a measure of pineapple..blend it over ice and add a sprig of mint leaves.."
#2686
Posted 09 November 2015 - 06:21 PM
"I'll have to think up a twitter hashtag for that."
#2687
Posted 13 November 2015 - 05:34 PM
" #MI6POISONSUNARMEDPRISONER "
#2688
Posted 13 November 2015 - 07:17 PM
"Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart."
#2689
Posted 13 November 2015 - 08:32 PM
"I would have though watching one of your 'As Time Goes By' episodes would be torture enough."
#2690
Posted 14 November 2015 - 04:14 AM
"Governments change, the insults stay the same."
#2691
Posted 14 November 2015 - 11:56 AM
"We've reached a new point in Anglo-Soviet football history."
#2692
Posted 19 November 2015 - 05:42 PM
" Let's play for this..*holds up a ruble note*....I picked it up Kiev...I believe it's one of yours! "
#2693
Posted 20 November 2015 - 12:18 PM
#2694
Posted 23 November 2015 - 05:56 PM
" If you can't trust a Klingon banker, what's the universe coming to?? "
#2695
Posted 15 December 2015 - 08:57 PM
"Tell me, how does one kill 5 hours with Star Fleet?"
#2696
Posted 15 December 2015 - 09:51 PM
(apparently so, Seawolf.. but it's still fun..)
" Why don't you acquaint yourself with the Starfleet Regulations manual?? You should be able to shoot through that in a couple of hours..."
#2697
Posted 15 December 2015 - 11:26 PM
#2698
Posted 17 December 2015 - 06:02 PM
" I've, uh...also mislaid my lightsaber..."
#2699
Posted 17 December 2015 - 10:09 PM
"Magnificent, isn't she? She'll do the Kessel run in 3.2 parsecs. A few little tricks up her sleeve."
#2700
Posted 18 December 2015 - 03:12 PM
We thought you'd pay more attention to an R2 unit's voice.
Edited by Airrider, 18 December 2015 - 03:14 PM.