The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
#2701
Posted 18 December 2015 - 06:40 PM
#2702
Posted 26 December 2015 - 08:28 PM
"Premature form of the Millennium Falcon, I suppose."
#2703
Posted 31 December 2015 - 10:46 PM
#2704
Posted 01 January 2016 - 12:01 PM
#2705
Posted 12 January 2016 - 06:03 PM
"Well, I hope you have an X-Wing."
#2706
Posted 12 January 2016 - 08:16 PM
"I'll do anything for a woman with a lightsaber."
#2707
Posted 13 January 2016 - 06:06 PM
" We wouldn't have had a mole at all if you'd disclosed the fact that Miss Frost and Moon were at the Jedi Academy together..."
#2708
Posted 13 January 2016 - 06:53 PM
"She takes her orders from Grand Moff Tarkin."
#2709
Posted 08 February 2016 - 09:25 PM
" I'll recall 001 from California..he can do it... He follows orders, NOT instincts!! "
#2710
Posted 26 May 2016 - 07:34 PM
(Starting again...)
" Here you are sir...one chocolate and banana digestive enzyme shake..."
#2711
Posted 26 May 2016 - 09:07 PM
"That should keep you in Pepto Bismol for a few weeks, won't it?"
#2712
Posted 27 May 2016 - 08:37 PM
"Your problems are all in your behind now."
#2713
Posted 31 May 2016 - 04:39 PM
(Lovely image Major..LOL!!)
" I know a great pharmacy in Karachi..."
#2714
Posted 26 July 2016 - 03:34 AM
"I guess I'll dine another day."
#2715
Posted 28 July 2016 - 09:15 AM
#2716
Posted 06 August 2016 - 04:17 AM
"Sounds like a load of duck."
#2717
Posted 08 August 2016 - 04:29 PM
" Duck? We haven't had duck a'la orange on the menu in 30 years.."
#2718
Posted 08 August 2016 - 10:33 PM
"It was a Beria dish in Stalin's time. It was struck off twenty years ago."
#2719
Posted 09 August 2016 - 03:29 AM
"That's a shame. I didn't think they'd eat it."
#2720
Posted 11 August 2016 - 06:55 PM
" Oh the orange glaze...it was drugged! "
#2721
Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:10 AM
"If I had my way, you'd still be sober."
#2722
Posted 28 September 2016 - 05:12 PM
" According to Villiers you're the best drunk in the service!! "
#2723
Posted 28 September 2016 - 11:22 PM
"Drunk, stoner - just pointy-headed dumbasses, each as stupid as the other."
#2724
Posted 05 October 2016 - 02:43 AM
"The distance between sober and drunk is measured only by a breathalyzer ."
#2725
Posted 05 October 2016 - 05:08 PM
" Time for you to redeem your breathalyzer score.."
#2726
Posted 08 October 2016 - 01:56 AM
"I give up. I know the breathalyzer goes in the body, but where?"
#2727
Posted 26 October 2016 - 05:19 PM
" You can take your breathalyzer and shove it up your..."
#2728
Posted 30 October 2016 - 03:00 AM
"Believe me, my interest in sobriety is purely professional."
#2729
Posted 01 November 2016 - 04:40 PM
" Do you remember when you first came here...how you hated alcohol? How you were sick when you even saw a bottle of wine? "
#2730
Posted 09 November 2016 - 05:59 PM
" Forgive me, Mr. Bond, but, uh... I must arrange to impeach our president from the White House."