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[The Dove]

" Even one of your famous million bitcoin bribes can't get you out of this..."

[Call Billy Bob]

"For Microsoft, Bill?"

[AMC Hornet]

"No lectures, Q - we're all aware of the usefulness of the pool noodle."

[The Dove]

" You know much about water parks, Mr Bond? "

[Call Billy Bob]

"There is no height limit for a great free-fall slide, 007."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"I prefer cannonballs myself."

[The Dove]

" You must have thought I was going to swan dive, Mr. Bond! "

[AMC Hornet]

"Most girls just dog-paddle around. You swim like a Golden Retriever."

[The Dove]

" She took the gold at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show..."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Bitch--your medals are all behind you now."

[The Dove]

" Now here's your prize...the latest thing from my local pet store...it's called a squeak-toy! "

[Double-Oh Agent]

"No well-dressed dog should be without one."

[The Dove]

" This is a hamburger...if you bite down on it and it squeaks, it means it's safe to play with.."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"I prefer hot dogs."

[The Dove]

" Ketchup on a hot dog...well that should have told me something! "

[Double-Oh Agent]

"I'll signal Amsterdam to send the sauerkraut."

[The Dove]

" Sauerkraut from Holland, relish from Belgium and a corn dog from Iowa..."

[AMC Hornet]

"But I came all the way from Wichita Falls for a Coney Island dog!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"To be honest, there was a frankfurter in Philadelphia."

[The Dove]

" Come along Mr. Bond.. The onion rings smell delicious! "

[AMC Hornet]

"If you'll forgive me, I find them a bit too scented for my palate. I prefer 'Those Little Doughnuts'."

[seawolfnyy]

"Mr. Osato believes in boston creme doughnuts."

[The Dove]

" May I press you to a chocolate covered, cake doughnut? "

[Double-Oh Agent]

"You've had your eight, now I'll have my dozen."

[The Dove]

" You had no business bidding for those doughnuts!!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"I'll do anything for a lady with a Boston Cream."

[The Dove]

" Thank you Tracy...you've got sharp eyes and beautiful...donuts! "

[Double-Oh Agent]

"You're such a flatterer, Mr. Winchell."

[The Dove]

" Wait til you get to my coffee..."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"I prefer tea."