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#2581 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 06:03 PM

"We're not an eating establishment, 007!"

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Posted 18 May 2015 - 04:29 PM

" At least they won't be using heroin flavored muffins to finance revolution..."



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Posted 18 May 2015 - 09:03 PM

"Drug bakers of the world unite!"



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Posted 21 May 2015 - 04:31 PM

" I don't give a s**t about the set up!! We've got 500 recipes in the case, and 20 tons of Colombian flower in the tankers!! "



#2585 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 21 May 2015 - 05:33 PM

"That should keep you in donuts for a few business days."

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Posted 22 May 2015 - 04:50 PM

" Alright...change of tact...have some of my ice cream..."



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Posted 24 May 2015 - 08:23 AM

"I prefer pie."



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Posted 24 May 2015 - 09:18 PM

" That's a strawberry-apple pie...it would be a pity to smash it! "



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Posted 25 May 2015 - 06:26 AM

"I can think of something more masticating to do."



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Posted 27 May 2015 - 04:23 PM

" Give me the fork...THE FORK!!! "



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Posted 30 May 2015 - 05:45 AM

"I'll do anything for a woman with a cleaver."



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Posted 30 May 2015 - 05:07 PM

"Do you remember - cutlery?"



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Posted 03 June 2015 - 04:21 AM

" King...The silverware!!! "



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Posted 03 June 2015 - 02:36 PM

"There's never a silversmith when you need one."

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 05:07 PM

" I'll signal Amsterdam to ship the silver.."



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Posted 07 June 2015 - 05:28 PM

"Argent Silverfinger? Sounds like a French flatware polish."



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Posted 09 June 2015 - 05:16 AM

"When one is in France, one must buy some great dinner plates from his shop."



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Posted 09 June 2015 - 04:32 PM

"If I were you I wouldn't stick my pie fork - or anything else for that matter - in there; at 459 degrees below zero, that liquid helium would break it off like a popsicle."



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Posted 10 June 2015 - 03:51 PM

" Talking of popsicles, which one did you buy for Miss Case?? "



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Posted 10 June 2015 - 03:56 PM

"A brand new lemon flavor."

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Posted 11 June 2015 - 03:19 PM

" Lovely popsicle...tastes rather like oranges..."



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Posted 13 June 2015 - 08:20 AM

"The giant popsicle looks interesting, doesn't it?"



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Posted 13 June 2015 - 02:17 PM

"A dessert treat made of ice - you must feel right at home."



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Posted 14 June 2015 - 04:40 AM

" You won't find chocolate sauce there..everyone has tried.."

#2605 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 14 June 2015 - 10:03 PM

"Sell chocolate treats for money?"



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Posted 15 June 2015 - 02:47 AM

"What the hell are you up to, Kamran - selling lollies?"



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Posted 17 June 2015 - 02:57 PM

" When entering into a vastly competitive ice cream market, one finds it advisable to give away free samples! "



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Posted 17 June 2015 - 03:08 PM

"Oh yeah? What are you, the Good Humor man?"

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Posted 19 June 2015 - 04:24 AM

"The name's Dee - Dicky Dee."



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Posted 23 June 2015 - 07:32 AM

"And I'm Haagen Dazs and you're still under arrest."