Brown-finger! He's the man, the man with the stinky fingerrrrrr!
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
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Mister Asterix
, Oct 27 2004 04:02 PM
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#811
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 06:55 AM
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 06:33 PM
Starting this one again..
" You look very fat Nash! "
" You look very fat Nash! "
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Posted 06 April 2006 - 03:58 PM
The norm is Bomb, Claims Bomb.
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 09:54 PM
" Phillip Fighter, Central Intelligence Agency..."
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 09:31 PM
'I want some dry linguini...tossed, not stirred, and with a large slice of tomato.'
Edited by Sir Hugo, 18 April 2006 - 09:34 PM.
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 07:17 PM
" Blech! Siamese linguini!! "
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Posted 19 June 2006 - 07:34 PM
Okay, new quote to get this going again hopefully...
" I take it this isn't a collect call, 007!! "
" I take it this isn't a collect call, 007!! "
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Posted 14 November 2006 - 03:39 PM
(so after months of inactivity, time to restart this game, which I found fun!)
I'll start again with my last quote:
" I take it this isn't a collect call, 007!! "
I'll start again with my last quote:
" I take it this isn't a collect call, 007!! "
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Posted 14 November 2006 - 05:43 PM
"its either him or someone in his phonebox"
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 04:09 PM
" You think I'm stupid ?!! You rip me off then use my own money to make long- distance calls ?!! "
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 04:31 AM
"Oh, that doesn't sound right!"
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 04:40 AM
The job's done and the bitch has bred.
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 05:23 AM
That rebounds on your definition of safe legs....
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 05:28 AM
You may know the right wives, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 05:43 AM
Insufferable, pedantic, Mrs Bond.....
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 05:59 AM
Ejector toilet seat? You're joking!
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Posted 14 March 2007 - 08:47 PM
" Just one thing. Don't push any of the buttons on that toilet!! "
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Posted 14 March 2007 - 08:53 PM
I have a really bitchy teacher at my school and a few years ago she had a fall down the stairs so...
"It doesent bother you... pushing me over the bannisters?"
"Well i wouldn't be very good at my homework if it did"
"It doesent bother you... pushing me over the bannisters?"
"Well i wouldn't be very good at my homework if it did"
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Posted 24 March 2007 - 11:31 PM
The name's Cat, Felix The Cat! (That actually was a cartoon)
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 12:25 AM
We
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 08:01 PM
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out of her"
out of her"
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 11:05 PM
You don't know the tradition?
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 11:46 PM
You're a quadruple O.
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 12:05 AM
Second things second.
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 12:53 AM
Some of the best ABC shots are women.
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 01:05 AM
Come on, Sir Lindsay.
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 03:52 PM
"BBC or ITV?"
"Computer programmer"
"Computer programmer"
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 06:22 PM
Superman, Mister Bond, Superman!
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Posted 28 March 2007 - 04:51 PM
"Does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no pants?"
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Posted 28 March 2007 - 04:53 PM
"You're much too nice to be mixed up in anything like this sh.
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