Why don't you kiss me?
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
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, Oct 27 2004 04:02 PM
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#841
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Posted 28 March 2007 - 07:28 PM
#842
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Posted 28 March 2007 - 07:34 PM
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rt?"
rt?"
#843
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Posted 29 March 2007 - 06:36 PM
I want you to know this is nothing personal, 'tis purely....Greek.
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Posted 29 March 2007 - 08:28 PM
"I have sex!"
"three - non that fly"
"three - non that fly"
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 01:47 AM
"Alex Dimitrios"
"That slimy booger"
"That slimy booger"
#846
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 11:17 AM
"So you want me to become half bin, half milkman?"
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 05:16 AM
I never kiss.....
#848
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Posted 08 April 2007 - 11:47 AM
"Plenty of time to sleep when you're Pissed!"
"You're Not My Type"
"Smart?"
"Trecherous"
"I think i'll call this 'The Vesper'"
"Because of the bitter aftertaste"
"No, because once you've tasted it, you get integestion"
"I think i'll call this 'The Vesper'"
"Because of the bitter aftertaste"
"No, because once you've tasted it, its like a stab in the back"
"You're Not My Type"
"Smart?"
"Trecherous"
"I think i'll call this 'The Vesper'"
"Because of the bitter aftertaste"
"No, because once you've tasted it, you get integestion"
"I think i'll call this 'The Vesper'"
"Because of the bitter aftertaste"
"No, because once you've tasted it, its like a stab in the back"
#849
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Posted 15 April 2007 - 10:47 PM
"Mr White, we need to talk"
"Who is this?"
"Your momma..."
"Who is this?"
"Your momma..."
#850
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Posted 16 April 2007 - 03:06 PM
"Goldeneye, Snakes and Ladders"
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Posted 28 April 2007 - 05:32 PM
"You're not going to hang up this phone? are you? I've got redial back on!"
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Posted 10 June 2007 - 09:53 AM
"How was your Mam?"
"Skewered, one sympathizes"
"Skewered, one sympathizes"
#853
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Posted 22 December 2007 - 12:30 PM
"Time.... for.... a.... Coffee Break!"
#854
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Posted 25 December 2007 - 10:37 PM
"But James! We've only got four minutes!"
#855
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 03:16 PM
"You're not going to hang up this phone? are you? I've got redial back on!"
#856
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 06:35 PM
"This always happened to the other fellow".
#857
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 06:42 PM
"Your Pissed, Mr. Bond!"
"Am I?"
"Am I?"
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 06:52 PM
"It will take more than cutting of your earlobes Blofeld, to turn you into a ct!"
t!"
#859
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 10:24 PM
"Look after Mr. Bond. See that no harm comes to him."
#860
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 10:52 AM
"Oh Q, off!"
off!"
#861
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 02:49 PM
"As I learned from my predecessor; I never goto off"
off"
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 02:51 PM
"Aston Martin V12 Vanquish, but we call it.... The Banish!"
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 03:18 PM
"You must be losing it!"
#864
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 03:21 PM
"I'm Niomi. Mr. Stromberg sent me to date rape you!"
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 03:57 PM
"This never happened to the other fellow that I replaced for the period of this single movie"
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 04:07 PM
"We have all the grime in the world!"
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 04:32 PM
"Family Grotto"
#868
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 04:42 PM
"I am also Teresa's mother."
#869
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 04:43 PM
"Against.... Poo!"
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 05:02 PM
"One of the waitresses is a fan. She'll do anything for me and I'll never do anything for you."